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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Oh jeez, I just watched Miss Teen South Bumfuck Whatever thing.

    Words fail me. And I'm really good with words.

    I'm not gonna watch it. what happens?

    Also, echo, what did Casket do this time?

    She answers a question about why Americans can't find the US on a map with something to do with US Americans and South Africans and "the Iraq" and something about, like, totally needing better education in Asia.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Man, I saw some military twin porn where the actors were actually twins, and actually in the military.

    My mind was blown.

    Boy/girl twins or same gender twins.

    Boy/boy.

    I think actually only one might have been military, though. Mind is still blown.

    See, that strikes me as even more disturbing than girl/girl twins. I'm not sure if it's because I find girls hot and dudes yucky, or if it's the fact that they're actually cramming their meat into each other's orifices. With twin girls, at least nothing's going inside anything else.

    It's not like they can get pregnant.

    ...right? RIGHT?!!! HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T! :cry: Oh god what am I going to do I can't be a parent so soon!!!


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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On this same train of thought, you could also do Solid Snake because he's a clone. But you know, not a woman.

    Oh Snake. Snake. SNAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

    I don't know if I'd do Snake. The smell of cigarettes would be a put off, that and the human blood.

    I wouldn't. Raiden maybe. There's something about cyborgs...

    Raiden yeah. Maybe Otacon. He seems like a nice guy, although everyone he loves dies.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Oh jeez, I just watched Miss Teen South Bumfuck Whatever thing.

    Words fail me. And I'm really good with words.

    I'm not gonna watch it. what happens?

    Also, echo, what did Casket do this time?

    No, you really have to watch it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

    Honestly, I can see that she just got flustered. But even a flustered person should have enough sense to stem the flow of absolute gibberesh from their mouth. It's really quite astounding how empty-headed this girl looks the whole time.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    nom nom nom Oh why am I being eaten by Aem and why am I crunching on him too OOOOW! nom nom nom

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    So that whole Miss Teen South Carolina being a dipshit thing? I made some lols for it. I thought some of you might enjoy them.
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    1261395407_bb98c8a375_o.jpg

    See, the problem with you, _J_, is that you aren't dead.

    I thought they were lol. :(

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On this same train of thought, you could also do Solid Snake because he's a clone. But you know, not a woman.

    Oh Snake. Snake. SNAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

    I don't know if I'd do Snake. The smell of cigarettes would be a put off, that and the human blood.

    I wouldn't. Raiden maybe. There's something about cyborgs...

    Raiden yeah. Maybe Otacon. He seems like a nice guy, although everyone he loves dies.

    You know, I never realised the homosexual connotations behind "snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield" until I joined this forum. I always directly connected it to Sniper Wolf. Unrelated.

    Also Otacon X Sister X Me Yay.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    MrMister wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Man, I saw some military twin porn where the actors were actually twins, and actually in the military.

    My mind was blown.

    Boy/girl twins or same gender twins.

    Boy/boy.

    I think actually only one might have been military, though. Mind is still blown.

    Doesn't that kind of fuck with the whole don't-ask-don't-tell bullshit?

    Also, how did you know one was actual military?

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    nom nom nom Oh why am I being eaten by Aem and why am I crunching on him too OOOOW! nom nom nom

    why is dis blud so tasty??~!??!?

    edit: I tried watching that vid but stupid people make me feel like shit so I stopped. I like happy things. Like tasty blud.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm watching The Notebook, so whoever wants to come over and eat cookies while spooning is free to do so.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    I'm watching The Notebook, so whoever wants to come over and eat cookies while spooning is free to do so.

    Me?

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What?

    Also, are the forums going sloooooooooow for anyone else?

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Man, I saw some military twin porn where the actors were actually twins, and actually in the military.

    My mind was blown.

    Boy/girl twins or same gender twins.

    Boy/boy.

    I think actually only one might have been military, though. Mind is still blown.

    See, that strikes me as even more disturbing than girl/girl twins. I'm not sure if it's because I find girls hot and dudes yucky, or if it's the fact that they're actually cramming their meat into each other's orifices. With twin girls, at least nothing's going inside anything else.

    This kind of thing infuriates me. I have a twin. As kids our classmates would in a roundabout way ask us if we did "things" to each other. If course we didn't, we're siblings; would you have sex with your sister, brother or mother? Of course not. Sick little fucks

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What?

    Also, are the forums going sloooooooooow for anyone else?

    Yes.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What?

    Also, are the forums going sloooooooooow for anyone else?

    PAX fuckers are sleeping.

    Load wise though?
    Non-regs from PAX arent sleeping

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    This kind of thing infuriates me. I have a twin. As kids our classmates would in a roundabout way ask us if we did "things" to each other. If course we didn't, we're siblings; would you have sex with your sister, brother or mother? Of course not. Sick little fucks

    Well, if the definition of "masturbation" was slightly different you could consider "doing things" with your twin masturbation.

    Maybe that was their angle.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    I'm watching The Notebook, so whoever wants to come over and eat cookies while spooning is free to do so.

    Naked? Please let it be naked.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Why can people so smart be so fucking stupid?

    The point is simple - TorrentSpy thought they could evade laws about archiving material for discovery by putting it in RAM only. Judge informed them that was bullshit, and they must retain a record just like any other relevant materials. Sometimes, I think geeks seem incapable of grokking reality.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Doesn't that kind of fuck with the whole don't-ask-don't-tell bullshit?

    Also, how did you know one was actual military?

    Because the military kicked him out after they found out.
    See, that strikes me as even more disturbing than girl/girl twins. I'm not sure if it's because I find girls hot and dudes yucky, or if it's the fact that they're actually cramming their meat into each other's orifices. With twin girls, at least nothing's going inside anything else.

    What's a finger?

    But the worst these guys did was give each other pearl necklaces and a quick kiss.

    I wonder how you bring that subject up with your twin. "Hey... ever thought about doing porn with me?"

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited August 2007
    Why can people so smart be so fucking stupid?

    The point is simple - TorrentSpy thought they could evade laws about archiving material for discovery by putting it in RAM only. Judge informed them that was bullshit, and they must retain a record just like any other relevant materials. Sometimes, I think geeks seem incapable of grokking reality.

    So, uh, my friend occasionally uses that website. Would he need to stop doing that?

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    MrMister wrote: »
    Doesn't that kind of fuck with the whole don't-ask-don't-tell bullshit?

    Also, how did you know one was actual military?

    Because the military kicked him out after they found out.
    See, that strikes me as even more disturbing than girl/girl twins. I'm not sure if it's because I find girls hot and dudes yucky, or if it's the fact that they're actually cramming their meat into each other's orifices. With twin girls, at least nothing's going inside anything else.

    What's a finger?

    But the worst these guys did was give each other pearl necklaces and a quick kiss.

    I wonder how you bring that subject up with your twin. "Hey... ever thought about doing porn with me?"

    Just like that.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On this same train of thought, you could also do Solid Snake because he's a clone. But you know, not a woman.

    Oh Snake. Snake. SNAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

    I don't know if I'd do Snake. The smell of cigarettes would be a put off, that and the human blood.

    I wouldn't. Raiden maybe. There's something about cyborgs...

    Raiden yeah. Maybe Otacon. He seems like a nice guy, although everyone he loves dies.

    You know, I never realised the homosexual connotations behind "snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield" until I joined this forum. I always directly connected it to Sniper Wolf. Unrelated.

    Also Otacon X Sister X Me Yay.

    It is Sniper Wolf. The internet is just corrupting your mind. That or you've been to 4Chan too much.

    It's Otacon's sister, pervert.




    Can I watch?

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Why can people so smart be so fucking stupid?

    The point is simple - TorrentSpy thought they could evade laws about archiving material for discovery by putting it in RAM only. Judge informed them that was bullshit, and they must retain a record just like any other relevant materials. Sometimes, I think geeks seem incapable of grokking reality.
    Please do not use grok.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited August 2007
    How can smart people be so fucking [chat]

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God damn it. Now I have to look up pearl necklace.

    Motherfucker.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    How can smart people be so fucking [chat]

    That is a good title.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    God damn it. Now I have to look up pearl necklace.

    Motherfucker.
    Are you sure you've used the internet before

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    God damn it. Now I have to look up pearl necklace.

    Motherfucker.
    Are you sure you've used the internet before

    I bet he doesn't know what goatse is.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    This kind of thing infuriates me. I have a twin. As kids our classmates would in a roundabout way ask us if we did "things" to each other. If course we didn't, we're siblings; would you have sex with your sister, brother or mother? Of course not. Sick little fucks

    Well, if the definition of "masturbation" was slightly different you could consider "doing things" with your twin masturbation.

    Maybe that was their angle.

    See, now I'm picturing myself slitting your throat Metal Gear Solid 3 style. Although I picture you as your avatar so it looks hilarious.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    nom nom nom Oh why am I being eaten by Aem and why am I crunching on him too OOOOW! nom nom nom

    mtgcom_arcana_1400_pic1_en.jpg

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Why can people so smart be so fucking stupid?

    The point is simple - TorrentSpy thought they could evade laws about archiving material for discovery by putting it in RAM only. Judge informed them that was bullshit, and they must retain a record just like any other relevant materials. Sometimes, I think geeks seem incapable of grokking reality.

    So, uh, my friend occasionally uses that website. Would he need to stop doing that?
    Considering your "friend" is in C-fucking-A, you can't connect to TorrentSpy now, as they've set their servers to disallow any US-based connection.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    God damn it. Now I have to look up pearl necklace.

    Motherfucker.
    Are you sure you've used the internet before

    I bet he doesn't know what goatse is.
    No, I know what goatse is. Don't want to, but I do.

    Just can't remember pearl necklace.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Why can people so smart be so fucking stupid?

    The point is simple - TorrentSpy thought they could evade laws about archiving material for discovery by putting it in RAM only. Judge informed them that was bullshit, and they must retain a record just like any other relevant materials. Sometimes, I think geeks seem incapable of grokking reality.

    So, uh, my friend occasionally uses that website. Would he need to stop doing that?
    Considering your "friend" is in C-fucking-A, you can't connect to TorrentSpy now, as they've set their servers to disallow any US-based connection.

    Actually, they just cut off searches.

    ...Don't ask how I know this.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    re: Senior Fish and Pearl Necklaces: I hear girls love 'em. The come just behind diamonds.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Why can people so smart be so fucking stupid?

    The point is simple - TorrentSpy thought they could evade laws about archiving material for discovery by putting it in RAM only. Judge informed them that was bullshit, and they must retain a record just like any other relevant materials. Sometimes, I think geeks seem incapable of grokking reality.

    They turned off access to Us IP's according to further links from that article. Seems realistic to me.

    Nevermind I'm wrong, they just cut off searches. But in that case, theres no data to subpoena.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They're making a Joust movie.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Oh jeez, I just watched Miss Teen South Bumfuck Whatever thing.

    Words fail me. And I'm really good with words.

    I'm not gonna watch it. what happens?

    Also, echo, what did Casket do this time?

    No, you really have to watch it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

    Honestly, I can see that she just got flustered. But even a flustered person should have enough sense to stem the flow of absolute gibberesh from their mouth. It's really quite astounding how empty-headed this girl looks the whole time.

    Wow. She should write a book.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They're making a Joust movie.

    DUELING ON OSTRICHES!!!

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    They're making a Joust movie.

    DUELING ON OSTRICHES!!!

    I'll buy two and a poster.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They're making a Joust movie.


    A movie about jousting? Or that really old arcade game.

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