Legend has it that he was dipped in moonbeams, dewdrops and ground up dictionaries as an infant. This solidified his pact with the gods, thus allowing him to possess a wit with a razor's edge, the eloquence of 1,000 orators and near-Herculian strength. The scent was a mere side-effect.
The legend goes on to say that he has phenomenal magical ability (Not to be confused with phenomenal cosmic power, he ain't a genie I think) and, if so inclined, could summon Cons 3x larger than PAX, he just doesn't feel like it.
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one time he farted and flowers instantly grew out of the ground where he was standing.
Underneath that misshapen exterior, not only Jerry Holkins hide the talent that'll be an envy of a thousand scribes but an odor of musk & awesomeness that makes damsels weak in their knees and fall prey to his charm.
My God, Tycho does smell good!
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One time a terrorist was going to blow up a building Jerry was in when he was a baby. Just as he was about to blow up the building Baby Jerry needed a diaper change. The terrorist smelled this and was so moved that not only did he not blow up the building but he went on to invent the HD tv.
Also one time Chuck norris was going to roundhouse kick Jerry but his foot just couldn't bring itself to strike something so delightfully fragrant so instead Chuck Norris hugged him. This is the only hug Mr Norris has ever given.
Twice a day, Jerry takes off his cloths and bathes in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Because he has followed the advice of Prince, he constantly smells like any purple flower he wishes at any given moment. Given his unique body chemistry, owing to the fact he has bathed properly in the correct waters, he also is capable of repelling large predaters. His skin also now produces natural pesticides that reactively destroy any insect foolish enough to think itself worthy to taste his flesh.
If Jerry hadn't thrown the match he might have accidentally snapped off Mike's arm.
Yeah, haven't you ever heard of being good to your friends? Jerry is the best at that too, in case you didn't know. He once squeezed the friendship out of the Care Bears and drank it, that was what made him so good at it.
Now that he has the Fruit Fucker, he can juice the Care Bears without having the leave his mighty throne of skulls.
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Axe body spray is made out of his sweat. Tag is made out of Mike's, thats why its not as good.
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Axe body spray is made out of his sweat. Tag is made out of Mike's, thats why its not as good.
I thought you said that he smelled good.
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Well axe used to be decent but the commercials were actually true cases so they had to stop using Jerry's sweat to make it. There are approximately 3200 children today that are here because of Jerry's fragrance.
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Jerry has to wear a second skin, almost a laminate, in order to reduce the strength of his musk. Without this protective, restrictive encasement, his musk would permeate the olfactory senses of everyone within a quarter mile and cause a rampant increase in sexual activity, culminating in riots, mass orgies and, eventually, the appearance of a lone outsider eunich on the prowl for some revenge, after his sister has dectuplets, killing her.
He will then hunt for Jerry in the hopes of ending the madness. In the end, Jerry will seduce the outlaw by accident, and break his heart. The man will promptly die of a heartache. A mighty big heartache.
I think this thread proves that "scent" is an inadequet word. I suggest we use the term "musk" in future.
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Legend has it that he was dipped in moonbeams, dewdrops and ground up dictionaries as an infant. This solidified his pact with the gods, thus allowing him to possess a wit with a razor's edge, the eloquence of 1,000 orators and near-Herculian strength. The scent was a mere side-effect.
The legend goes on to say that he has phenomenal magical ability (Not to be confused with phenomenal cosmic power, he ain't a genie I think) and, if so inclined, could summon Cons 3x larger than PAX, he just doesn't feel like it.
I saw it! Tulips sprouted through the very concrete of the mean city streets.
My God, Tycho does smell good!
Also one time Chuck norris was going to roundhouse kick Jerry but his foot just couldn't bring itself to strike something so delightfully fragrant so instead Chuck Norris hugged him. This is the only hug Mr Norris has ever given.
But, last year Mike beat him in arm wrestling.
Yeah, haven't you ever heard of being good to your friends? Jerry is the best at that too, in case you didn't know. He once squeezed the friendship out of the Care Bears and drank it, that was what made him so good at it.
Now that he has the Fruit Fucker, he can juice the Care Bears without having the leave his mighty throne of skulls.
I thought you said that he smelled good.
When he was younger he didn't shower for a week, and went to the zoo. That year the zoo reported record births amongst it's animals.
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He will then hunt for Jerry in the hopes of ending the madness. In the end, Jerry will seduce the outlaw by accident, and break his heart. The man will promptly die of a heartache. A mighty big heartache.
Seconded.