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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a female?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dang slarti, welcome home.

    #pipe on
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    SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thanks #pipe!

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stimtokolos wrote: »
    ZebesianPirate wrote: »
    I think it's pretty apparent that Wise_a just wants to get a rise out of you. No-one could seriously be advocating unpleasant sex that will culminate in sterility and serious discomfort. It would be far better to maintain one's virginity. Just keep on wanking. Safe as houses.

    I think this warrants me relinking something that was in another thread in here, http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html.

    Safe, OR IS IT ?!?

    The graph at the bottom rules.

    christian science is the best science

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    NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    stimtokolos wrote: »
    ZebesianPirate wrote: »
    I think it's pretty apparent that Wise_a just wants to get a rise out of you. No-one could seriously be advocating unpleasant sex that will culminate in sterility and serious discomfort. It would be far better to maintain one's virginity. Just keep on wanking. Safe as houses.

    I think this warrants me relinking something that was in another thread in here, http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html.

    Safe, OR IS IT ?!?

    The graph at the bottom rules.

    christian science is the best science
    that site wrote:
    Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW!

    Masturbation Experts? So like....everyone?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    true christians wrote:
    MASTURBATION EQUALS VIOLENCE! How can any honest person believe otherwise in the face of the overwhelming evidence presented here? The one thing that the authors of these messages have in common, other than the fact that they are all seething powderkegs of homicidal fury, is that they all MASTURBATE!

    LIBERALISM EQUALS VIOLENCE! Note well the Liberal political philosophies parroted by so many of these diatribes! This proves more than ever that ALL Liberal political movements, including Feminism, Communism, Kalistaism, Vegetarianism, the Democratic Party and the current "Peace" movement, are nothing but violent death cults fueled by the evil hatred that comes from Chronic Masturbation!

    so... ok... wait...

    Vegetarians

    are violent death cults

    because they masturbate

    what?

    #pipe on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I thought those sorta people loved violence?

    Wren on
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    SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hate vegetarians. They eat the food away from my fod.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man I'm all for eating less cow and don't really care about those rich cattle farmers losing a little profit but fuck I still love meat

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    slaaaaaaaaaaarti

    Air on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cow is the best substance in the world

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    true christians wrote:
    MASTURBATION EQUALS VIOLENCE! How can any honest person believe otherwise in the face of the overwhelming evidence presented here? The one thing that the authors of these messages have in common, other than the fact that they are all seething powderkegs of homicidal fury, is that they all MASTURBATE!

    LIBERALISM EQUALS VIOLENCE! Note well the Liberal political philosophies parroted by so many of these diatribes! This proves more than ever that ALL Liberal political movements, including Feminism, Communism, Kalistaism, Vegetarianism, the Democratic Party and the current "Peace" movement, are nothing but violent death cults fueled by the evil hatred that comes from Chronic Masturbation!

    so... ok... wait...

    Vegetarians

    are violent death cults

    because they masturbate

    what?

    The site is a joke and if you spent more than ten minutes looking at it and didn't realise that you are retarded

    Tube on
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    SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Air wrote: »
    slaaaaaaaaaaarti

    sup Air!

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    eh nothin much
    studying and being bored

    whats new with you

    Air on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man fuck global warming and factory emissions, we should be worrying more about all the gosh darned cows we're raising. also over-fishing. and drinkable water. these are the important issues I care deeply about.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well the joke's on you tube cause I only spent about 7 minutes looking at it so there

    #pipe on
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    SlartiSlarti Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Lots a work n stuff like that...

    Slarti on
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    also this is a kinda weird week, like exchange student week or somethin
    some guy i was kinda friends with came back for a short holiday from his year in korea and we had dinner on sunday
    one of the few guys i kept in touch with from high school has a farewell on saturday before he goes off for a semester or two

    and today out of nowhere one of my best friends calls me up and tells me that he just got back from germany for a couple weeks and actually he is just across the street

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    DegjoDegjo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    On the other hand, masturbation has saved thousands of lives I bet.

    Homicidal Maniac: Hmmm... should I go kill a dozen people at McDonalds, or stay home and jerk it?

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
    But on the other hand, he just killed millions and millions of potential maniacs just like himself.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey wow, it's Slarti.

    elipses elipses.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I called a girl homely, cause I thought it was a good thing.

    Did you know girls don't like to be called homely and plain? Fuck Sarah and her lies.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Nice rack. (We were playing pool)

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    all of the most embarrasing things I've said to girls involve apologies for previous embarrassing acts

    it's like a constant cycle

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Er, I have not said anything particularly embarrassing to a girl

    I also have never had a problem talking with girls

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Saying how hot she was, over and over and over again, at her cousins party, in front of her, her cousin all of her extended family, while throwing up over and over again, while they were waiting for my dad to come and pick me up.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Apparently the little brother of the guy whose party it was still has it on tape.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    does that make me weird

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No it just makes most of the internet jealous of you.

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    One of my friends asked a really hot girl in one of our classes if "she was having a bad hair day or something."

    Boy, was he red!

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    No it just makes most of the internet jealous of you.

    :lol:

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    Er, I have not said anything particularly embarrassing to a girl

    I also have never had a problem talking with girls




    Psh..must be nice being gay

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Er, I have not said anything particularly embarrassing to a girl

    I also have never had a problem talking with girls




    Psh..must be nice being gay

    Let's ask neville

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Neville is Projeck gay

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    :(.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yes

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've already proved I was straight ok


    with science

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Science tells lies, Kirk Cameron told me so.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    yes
    wait, shit

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    yes
    wait, shit

    what

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My coworkers at an Earls told everyone I was gay once. I was wondering why women started undressing in front of me in the break room while they told me their boyfriend problems.

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