Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me with her eyes to take off my pants, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
It’s the beard, man. I guess you could’ve done a pelvic thrust.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
Next time you see her smile and say 'Hi'. Repeat this until she either says 'hi' back or gives you an acquaintence wave. Follow up by conversing with her. Don't be creepy about it.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
It’s the beard, man. I guess you could’ve done a pelvic thrust.
Dude, I totally don't have a beard anymore. Check my facebook, Jordan Cole. I'm workin' some hot stubble though. I'm like a lumberjack. Except even sexier.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.
Girl advice from the guy who's sure he has Aspergers...how can I lose?
His advice is sound. Just say Hi next time you cross paths. Repeat until she says it back. Repeat exchanging greetings until conversation starts. Pretty simple stuff.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
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So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.
So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.
Maybe that's why you have such difficulty with the ladies, Richy.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.
So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me with her eyes to take off my pants, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.
You fail at literalism.
You fail at grammar and clarity.
How is "She told me" grammatically incorrect, or unclear?
-20 Snark points for the both of you. See me after class.
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When is Labour Day in the US? Does it match up to Labour Day in Canada?
First off, it's labor m8, but I think it's the first Monday of September for both of us I guess.
Well, at least you got the date right.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
Next time you see her smile and say 'Hi'. Repeat this until she either says 'hi' back or gives you an acquaintence wave. Follow up by conversing with her. Don't be creepy about it.
Dude, I totally don't have a beard anymore. Check my facebook, Jordan Cole. I'm workin' some hot stubble though. I'm like a lumberjack. Except even sexier.
Girl advice from the guy who's sure he has Aspergers...how can I lose?
Actually, I'm just near-Aspergers. Got it on paper. :P
I can't discern whether you're HK or Aaron. :P
What did I ever to do you, Dyna?
...Oh.
Right. Well, carry on then.
See, that's almost worse, because now you don't have a medical excuse.
"Hey, let's have sex!"
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Aspergers. It's a serious disorder. Thanks for ridiculing it, though."
"Ohmygosh. I'm so sorry. If we had sex would that make it up to you?"
Man, that's cold!
His advice is sound. Just say Hi next time you cross paths. Repeat until she says it back. Repeat exchanging greetings until conversation starts. Pretty simple stuff.
Very few think aspergers is a serious condition even now, I don't see much changing between the two diagnoses.
To turn it on or off?
Damn right you do. :winky:
Probably keep it on, but I would seriously consider turning it off for a day.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
You fail at literalism.
There ya go bub, keep procrastinating.
What on earth do you do?
Or do you just pick moody women or something?
Maybe that's why you have such difficulty with the ladies, Richy.
You fail at grammar and clarity.
Sounds like a good plan to me. That could be because I'm hungry now, though.
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Oops! Three in a row. Time to work a bit more...
How is "She told me" grammatically incorrect, or unclear?
-20 Snark points for the both of you. See me after class.
Nah. She just has a broken sarcasm detector.