So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.
So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.
...but then I think of the money I'll make...
And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P
So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.
...but then I think of the money I'll make...
And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P
I'd stop that talk quicksmart if I were you. Theres a good chance that at some point I'll have buisness to take elsewhere.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.
...but then I think of the money I'll make...
And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P
I can't image you as a high profile defense attorney.
So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
So you’re a teledildonics researcher.
If only, just a lowly engineering student wishing he'd chosen something more fulfilling to do with his life.
...but then I think of the money I'll make...
And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P
I can't image you as a high profile defense attorney.
Really? You all should know by now how I lack scruples/a conscience
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me with her eyes to take off my pants, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.
You fail at literalism.
You fail at grammar and clarity.
How is "She told me" grammatically incorrect, or unclear?
-20 Snark points for the both of you. See me after class.
The way you've got your sentence set up, and how Richy is interpreting it (to humourous effect), you are saying she told you to use her eyes to take off your pants.
You probably should have said, "... and, with her eyes, she told me to take off my pants..." or, "... and she told me, with her eyes, to take off my pants..." etcetera etcetera.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me with her eyes to take off my pants, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.
You fail at literalism.
You fail at grammar and clarity.
How is "She told me" grammatically incorrect, or unclear?
-20 Snark points for the both of you. See me after class.
The way you've got your sentence set up, and how Richy is interpreting it (to humourous effect), you are saying she told you to use her eyes to take off your pants.
You probably should have said, "... and, with her eyes, she told me to take off my pants..." or, "... and she told me, with her eyes, to take off my pants..." etcetera etcetera.
Look at my post again. You mis-read it. It definitely wasn't ninja-edit'd or nothin'.
@ Vulgarity -- what about me seems un-lawyerly?
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There's a guy who's screen I can see from here in the computer lab -- he's got corn rows, hat cocked to the side, baggy pants, etc., and he's watching Naruto (the most recent Shippuden). I always enjoy it when I see someone engaging in activities that you'd never imagine from their appearance.
Applying for jobs would be much more fun if people actually responded.
Like, with something other than auto-replies.
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Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.
We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
Speaking of which, I have noticed a trend recently for women in music videos (and to some extent, real life) to wear retro 80s clothes that were not flattering then and are not flattering now.
There's this one place that would be awesome to work for, but they're slower than shit. They've been looking at this one guy, and they refuse to give any body else an interview until he doesn't pan out. I'm next on the list.
Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.
Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!
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...but then I think of the money I'll make...
And how it won't compare to what I'll make as a high-profile defense attorney? :P
Really? You all should know by now how I lack scruples/a conscience
The way you've got your sentence set up, and how Richy is interpreting it (to humourous effect), you are saying she told you to use her eyes to take off your pants.
You probably should have said, "... and, with her eyes, she told me to take off my pants..." or, "... and she told me, with her eyes, to take off my pants..." etcetera etcetera.
See, that doesn't necessarily make you a lawyer. Maybe a robber of some kind, but not necessarily a lawyer.
A does not imply B.:P
Look at my post again. You mis-read it. It definitely wasn't ninja-edit'd or nothin'.
@ Vulgarity -- what about me seems un-lawyerly?
Cat is gonna beat you.
Zen! You ought to be ashamed.
Like, with something other than auto-replies.
With you? I'm surprised you lasted a day
One year, nine months and counting.
Annoying, isn't it?
I guess Tom Petty was partially right with this "waiting being the longest time" business.
This is why you post. For my entertainment.
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Actually he totally would, but I've just really been wanting to use that lately.
She's totally a gay icon!
Also, shut up.
But there are words in it. Make them go away!
Well, considering that I've never seen nor downloaded the original, that would be hard.
Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.
Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!
Yes!
I learned to like Madonna from my gay Chinese teacher. He let me have her entire discography.
That's some good dance shit.