Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.
Madonna's kinda nasty.
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Jeffe you should totally add you Princess of Enchantments qualifcations to your resume. That's valuable experience there!
I wouldn't put "I moderate an online comic sub-forum during working hours" on a resume. :P
But it shows I can multitask!
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I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
There's this one place that would be awesome to work for, but they're slower than shit. They've been looking at this one guy, and they refuse to give any body else an interview until he doesn't pan out. I'm next on the list.
Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.
Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!
Because Canadians are awesome. And don't you forget it!
There's this one place that would be awesome to work for, but they're slower than shit. They've been looking at this one guy, and they refuse to give any body else an interview until he doesn't pan out. I'm next on the list.
Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.
Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!
There's this one place that would be awesome to work for, but they're slower than shit. They've been looking at this one guy, and they refuse to give any body else an interview until he doesn't pan out. I'm next on the list.
Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.
Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!
Man, you just can't catch a break, can you?
Also the background check for this job that has not yet interviewed him turned up a forgotten warrant and the FBI is converging on Jeffe's house.
Ooh, ooh, my contact at one of the places I applied at just told me that I should be receiving a call for a phone screening soon!
Woot!
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Also the background check for this job that has not yet interviewed him turned up a forgotten warrant and the FBI is converging on Jeffe's house.
Do you think they'll let me finish up BioShock before they haul me in?
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
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Skippy, I'ma punch you for those pictures.
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Also the background check for this job that has not yet interviewed him turned up a forgotten warrant and the FBI is converging on Jeffe's house.
Do you think they'll let me finish up BioShock before they haul me in?
Did you here that Valve banned BioShock from the office because it was taking too much of their programmers fun time? The head guy promised to buy everyone a damn copy if they would hurry the fuck up and finish Orange Box.
Hey guys, what's that weird shit the Canadians flip out at the U.S. over? Some kind of lumber? I need to taunt some Canuck about my ignorance of U.S./Canada relations.
Hey guys, what's that weird shit the Canadians flip out at the U.S. over? Some kind of lumber? I need to taunt some Canuck about my ignorance of U.S./Canada relations.
You could just as easily taunt some American!
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Hey guys, what's that weird shit the Canadians flip out at the U.S. over? Some kind of lumber? I need to taunt some Canuck about my ignorance of U.S./Canada relations.
The US-Canada relation is very simple to understand:
Hey guys, what's that weird shit the Canadians flip out at the U.S. over? Some kind of lumber? I need to taunt some Canuck about my ignorance of U.S./Canada relations.
The US-Canada relation is very simple to understand:
US < Canada
:P
I have never really noticed the difference, and I've lived in both places. We get the same TV channels and listen to the same music, more or less.
I wanna start a thread for bitching about the administration of your college/uni/high school Would that go over well? Would it move faster than [chat]?
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I see, Aem. That's what you want us to think. :winky:
See? See?
I fucking told you guys.
In retrospect, you do realize how creepy this sounds, don't you?
Madonna's kinda nasty.
I wouldn't put "I moderate an online comic sub-forum during working hours" on a resume. :P
Yeah, it felt weird typing it.
<.<
But I'm totally into ripped women, and she could easily rip any of her twentysomething dancers in half.
>.>
:solemn nod:
...
We really need that smiley.
You're so not helping yourself, here.
So, you basically get turned on by (a) your mother, and (b) brutal murder.
That...that's cool. I definitely wouldn't ask Jeffe to ban you for being a freak or anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG1i1RmWhs
But it shows I can multitask!
Definitely.
Hey, elks, what are you doing here? Don't you have to get back to selling your moon rocks and pixie dust to school-children?
And we'd like to keep it that way.
I don't believe you. Richy preserved the post for us. :P
Man, you just can't catch a break, can you?
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Also, see Richy.
Also the background check for this job that has not yet interviewed him turned up a forgotten warrant and the FBI is converging on Jeffe's house.
Woot!
Do you think they'll let me finish up BioShock before they haul me in?
Did you here that Valve banned BioShock from the office because it was taking too much of their programmers fun time? The head guy promised to buy everyone a damn copy if they would hurry the fuck up and finish Orange Box.
I this what you are getting excited about now?
You could just as easily taunt some American!
US < Canada
:P
Also, they are colder. And like more hockey.
I have never really noticed the difference, and I've lived in both places. We get the same TV channels and listen to the same music, more or less.
That's a new one.
Didn't you know?
She worshiped the god of atheism, that's widely kown. :P