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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If you're a man-baby, you have other problems. :P

    I see, Aem. That's what you want us to think. :winky:

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

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  • edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    Man, Madonna is great.
    no

    Yes!

    I learned to like Madonna from my gay Chinese teacher. He let me have her entire discography.

    That's some good dance shit.

    See? See?

    I fucking told you guys.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jeffe you should totally add you Princess of Enchantments qualifcations to your resume. That's valuable experience there!

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  • edited August 2007
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    In retrospect, you do realize how creepy this sounds, don't you?

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    Madonna's kinda nasty.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    In retrospect, you do realize how creepy this sounds, don't you?
    One man's creepy terrorist is another man's erotic freedom fighter.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jeffe you should totally add you Princess of Enchantments qualifcations to your resume. That's valuable experience there!

    I wouldn't put "I moderate an online comic sub-forum during working hours" on a resume. :P

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    In retrospect, you do realize how creepy this sounds, don't you?

    Yeah, it felt weird typing it.

    <.<

    But I'm totally into ripped women, and she could easily rip any of her twentysomething dancers in half.

    >.>

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  • edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    Madonna's kinda nasty.

    :solemn nod:

    ...

    We really need that smiley.

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  • edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    In retrospect, you do realize how creepy this sounds, don't you?

    Yeah, it felt weird typing it.

    <.<

    But I'm totally into ripped women, and she could easily rip any of her twentysomething dancers in half.

    >.>

    You're so not helping yourself, here.

    So, you basically get turned on by (a) your mother, and (b) brutal murder.

    That...that's cool. I definitely wouldn't ask Jeffe to ban you for being a freak or anything.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    Madonna's kinda nasty.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG1i1RmWhs

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Jeffe you should totally add you Princess of Enchantments qualifcations to your resume. That's valuable experience there!

    I wouldn't put "I moderate an online comic sub-forum during working hours" on a resume. :P

    But it shows I can multitask!

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    Madonna's kinda nasty.

    Definitely.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You dudes, just don't have any class.

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  • edited August 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    Madonna's kinda nasty.

    Definitely.

    Hey, elks, what are you doing here? Don't you have to get back to selling your moon rocks and pixie dust to school-children?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Also, Madonna is totally fucking hot, and she's old enough to be my mom.

    Madonna's kinda nasty.

    Definitely.
    She's been balled by countless basketball players.

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  • edited August 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    You dudes, just don't have any herpes.

    And we'd like to keep it that way.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I've been told by the media that genital outbreaks won't keep me from enjoying my life.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »

    Look at my post again. You mis-read it. It definitely wasn't ninja-edit'd or nothin'.

    I don't believe you. Richy preserved the post for us. :P

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    There's this one place that would be awesome to work for, but they're slower than shit. They've been looking at this one guy, and they refuse to give any body else an interview until he doesn't pan out. I'm next on the list.

    Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.

    Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!
    Because Canadians are awesome. And don't you forget it!
    Seriously though, that sucks.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    There's this one place that would be awesome to work for, but they're slower than shit. They've been looking at this one guy, and they refuse to give any body else an interview until he doesn't pan out. I'm next on the list.

    Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.

    Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!

    Man, you just can't catch a break, can you?

    [Edit]
    Also, see Richy.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    There's this one place that would be awesome to work for, but they're slower than shit. They've been looking at this one guy, and they refuse to give any body else an interview until he doesn't pan out. I'm next on the list.

    Thing is, this guy is an obvious tool. He's in Canada, and they're flying him in for the interview. He demanded that they also fly his girlfriend in, and a bunch of other retarded shit, but they refuse to look at other people until they've guaranteed that he's a complete wanker, I guess.

    Seriously, why would you drop a grand flying in some guy who was likely to be an asshat before you interviewed local people for free? I mean, I'll pay my own gas expenses, and everything!

    Man, you just can't catch a break, can you?

    Also the background check for this job that has not yet interviewed him turned up a forgotten warrant and the FBI is converging on Jeffe's house.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Ooh, ooh, my contact at one of the places I applied at just told me that I should be receiving a call for a phone screening soon!

    Woot!

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2007
    Also the background check for this job that has not yet interviewed him turned up a forgotten warrant and the FBI is converging on Jeffe's house.

    Do you think they'll let me finish up BioShock before they haul me in?

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    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skippy, I'ma punch you for those pictures.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Also the background check for this job that has not yet interviewed him turned up a forgotten warrant and the FBI is converging on Jeffe's house.

    Do you think they'll let me finish up BioShock before they haul me in?

    Did you here that Valve banned BioShock from the office because it was taking too much of their programmers fun time? The head guy promised to buy everyone a damn copy if they would hurry the fuck up and finish Orange Box.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey guys, what's that weird shit the Canadians flip out at the U.S. over? Some kind of lumber? I need to taunt some Canuck about my ignorance of U.S./Canada relations.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Also the background check for this job that has not yet interviewed him turned up a forgotten warrant and the FBI is converging on Jeffe's house.

    Do you think they'll let me finish up BioShock before they haul me in?
    If they do can you send it to me before they lock you up?

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Ooh, ooh, my contact at one of the places I applied at just told me that I should be receiving a call for a phone screening soon!

    Woot!

    I this what you are getting excited about now?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey guys, what's that weird shit the Canadians flip out at the U.S. over? Some kind of lumber? I need to taunt some Canuck about my ignorance of U.S./Canada relations.

    You could just as easily taunt some American!

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I wish Gtalk organized its chatlogs better.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey guys, what's that weird shit the Canadians flip out at the U.S. over? Some kind of lumber? I need to taunt some Canuck about my ignorance of U.S./Canada relations.
    The US-Canada relation is very simple to understand:

    US < Canada

    :P

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There's a dearth of Americans in my current location.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Canadians, in my experiece, are a lot like Americans. They just don't explicitly say what they mean.

    Also, they are colder. And like more hockey.

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  • Mithrandir86Mithrandir86 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Hey guys, what's that weird shit the Canadians flip out at the U.S. over? Some kind of lumber? I need to taunt some Canuck about my ignorance of U.S./Canada relations.
    The US-Canada relation is very simple to understand:

    US < Canada

    :P

    I have never really noticed the difference, and I've lived in both places. We get the same TV channels and listen to the same music, more or less.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I wanna start a thread for bitching about the administration of your college/uni/high school Would that go over well? Would it move faster than [chat]?

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Huh. so apparently Mother Theresa was like, an atheist or something for most of her life, up to when she died.

    That's a new one.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Huh. so apparently Mother Theresa was like, an atheist or something for most of her life, up to when she died.

    That's a new one.

    Didn't you know?

    She worshiped the god of atheism, that's widely kown. :P

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