How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
She guessed right? I wouldn't expect her to know... but that doesn't really make it a bad sign. Family often buys incorrectly-sized gifts. It's nearly expected of them, isn't it?
long as your mom doesn't buy you a giant dildo and tell you "oh you'll grow into it"
How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
She guessed right? I wouldn't expect her to know... but that doesn't really make it a bad sign. Family often buys incorrectly-sized gifts. It's nearly expected of them, isn't it?
I was hoping for a response more in the line of >_< OH GOD I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
Eh, I'm not easily phased. Good try, though. haha.
I have three boxes of kix in my cupboard now. Even for someone who enjoys kix, like me, that's far too much kix for one person.
How did that happen... do you not purchase your own groceries?
My mom is visiting Australia for a month and a bit so I accepted some grocieries from her house.
That still doesn't explain the third box.
Cereal keeps fairly well, though, so it shouldn't be a big deal.
Also, your Crazy Family Moments made me chuckle, if only because they weren't that crazy and were good-natured/well-intentioned. (Oh noez! My mother is too politically correct and accepting of my homosexuality! :P)
Well, you know, there is such a thing as being too accepting
Like, if your mother gives you a dildo for your birthday, that's probably not a good sign
Eh... it might be a bit odd, strange, and awkward, but I don't think it's a bad sign. I wouldn't think so, anyway.
Okay, so answer this, smart guy:
How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
I have three boxes of kix in my cupboard now. Even for someone who enjoys kix, like me, that's far too much kix for one person.
How did that happen... do you not purchase your own groceries?
My mom is visiting Australia for a month and a bit so I accepted some grocieries from her house.
That still doesn't explain the third box.
Cereal keeps fairly well, though, so it shouldn't be a big deal.
Also, your Crazy Family Moments made me chuckle, if only because they weren't that crazy and were good-natured/well-intentioned. (Oh noez! My mother is too politically correct and accepting of my homosexuality! :P)
Well, you know, there is such a thing as being too accepting
Like, if your mother gives you a dildo for your birthday, that's probably not a good sign
Eh... it might be a bit odd, strange, and awkward, but I don't think it's a bad sign. I wouldn't think so, anyway.
Okay, so answer this, smart guy:
How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
I have three boxes of kix in my cupboard now. Even for someone who enjoys kix, like me, that's far too much kix for one person.
How did that happen... do you not purchase your own groceries?
My mom is visiting Australia for a month and a bit so I accepted some grocieries from her house.
That still doesn't explain the third box.
Cereal keeps fairly well, though, so it shouldn't be a big deal.
Also, your Crazy Family Moments made me chuckle, if only because they weren't that crazy and were good-natured/well-intentioned. (Oh noez! My mother is too politically correct and accepting of my homosexuality! :P)
Well, you know, there is such a thing as being too accepting
Like, if your mother gives you a dildo for your birthday, that's probably not a good sign
Eh... it might be a bit odd, strange, and awkward, but I don't think it's a bad sign. I wouldn't think so, anyway.
Okay, so answer this, smart guy:
How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
I have three boxes of kix in my cupboard now. Even for someone who enjoys kix, like me, that's far too much kix for one person.
How did that happen... do you not purchase your own groceries?
My mom is visiting Australia for a month and a bit so I accepted some grocieries from her house.
That still doesn't explain the third box.
Cereal keeps fairly well, though, so it shouldn't be a big deal.
Also, your Crazy Family Moments made me chuckle, if only because they weren't that crazy and were good-natured/well-intentioned. (Oh noez! My mother is too politically correct and accepting of my homosexuality! :P)
Well, you know, there is such a thing as being too accepting
Like, if your mother gives you a dildo for your birthday, that's probably not a good sign
Eh... it might be a bit odd, strange, and awkward, but I don't think it's a bad sign. I wouldn't think so, anyway.
Okay, so answer this, smart guy:
How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.
You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.
D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.
You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.
D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.
You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.
D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.
Brother!
It's been 10 mins, I should check my profile again.
You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.
D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.
Brother!
I have yet to try a Baconator.
I almost did when they were replacing my slashed tires, but there was a good pub in the same lot, so I got a burger and a beer there.
I was this close, Richy.
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What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
Because they suck at math, hence their job.
My 6 year old sister told me recently she didn't have to learn math because "she can always buy a calculator". I got down to her level, held her, and told her to never, ever say that again. She looked at me all freaked out and finished her homework without complaining.
What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
Because they suck at math, hence their job.
but... the register does all the work! What is so hard about counting 2 quarters and 2 dimes?
You have to remember what's a quarter and what's a dime, and how much each is worth, then you have to count the quarters, then the dimes, but OH! Don't forget how many quarters there were or you've got to start AAAALLLL over!!!
What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
Because they suck at math, hence their job.
I remember once watching a co-worker give someone 81 cents change (or something like that) by handing them 2 quarters, 3 dimes, and a penny. If I was the customer I might have even asked them to correct it, that's just horrid.
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I see those all the time.
...'course, I do work at a plant where they do jet engine repair...
Ha... that would be pretty funny, though.
Okay, first of all, we're talking about gay dudes
Gibson SG Gothic
In real life, it's not blueish at all, it's flat black.
Eh, I'm not easily phased. Good try, though. haha.
Measuring your current one?
Good answer!!
Sure! I would like to see the lime on that.
Less-good answer!
I know--I tried trimming it when it was just me and TP, but then there were so many more...
Fruit or seeds of the evil variety.
Cocks, dicks, and lols?
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Or...of the loom?
I bet they taste like pain.
Or sorrow.
It is like the banana, in that it bears no seeds, and is 'cloned' to produce new ones, with the fruits being delicious quotes.
It's not irony, it's a fitting or tongue in cheek title.
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D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.
It's been 10 mins, I should check my profile again.
I have yet to try a Baconator.
I almost did when they were replacing my slashed tires, but there was a good pub in the same lot, so I got a burger and a beer there.
I was this close, Richy.
They taste like being mauled by Satan in freezing cold for all eternity.
but... the register does all the work! What is so hard about counting 2 quarters and 2 dimes?
So, you mean they give you looks when they have to count the exact change you give them, making their job a little bit easier??
You have to remember what's a quarter and what's a dime, and how much each is worth, then you have to count the quarters, then the dimes, but OH! Don't forget how many quarters there were or you've got to start AAAALLLL over!!!
Ass.
When I was little we'd bring hundreds of pennies into the 7-11.
I remember when I paid for a PS2 memory card with all change. I really needed that memory card because i was a FFX fan.
Well I didn't want to be in the goddamn brown ajah! Brown is the color of shit, which would make them the shit Ajah!
hey, clerking is half of my job and I don't suck at math... and also love exact change. it makes things faster.
Which strikes me as rather funny, considering the Ajah.