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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was hoping for a response more in the line of >_< OH GOD I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
    Now I don't know much about the female body, but if its in your head you're doing it wrong.

    Aldo on
  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Savant wrote: »
    Saw a truck carrying a jet engine down the freeway today. A big one.

    I see those all the time.

    ...'course, I do work at a plant where they do jet engine repair...

    Target Practice on
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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Okay, so answer this, smart guy:

    How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?

    She guessed right? I wouldn't expect her to know... but that doesn't really make it a bad sign. Family often buys incorrectly-sized gifts. It's nearly expected of them, isn't it?

    long as your mom doesn't buy you a giant dildo and tell you "oh you'll grow into it"

    :winky:

    Ha... that would be pretty funny, though.

    LaOs on
  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    I was hoping for a response more in the line of >_< OH GOD I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
    Now I don't know much about the female body, but if its in your head you're doing it wrong.

    Okay, first of all, we're talking about gay dudes

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Attention [chat]ters,

    Should I change the pickguard and neckbell on my Gothic SG from black to lime green?

    y/n

    Is this guitar stuff? What colour is the body, if those pieces are black? I say go with the green anyway, because it might be funny.

    Gibson SG Gothic

    In real life, it's not blueish at all, it's flat black.

    MrBallbaggins on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    I was hoping for a response more in the line of >_< OH GOD I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
    Now I don't know much about the female body, but if its in your head you're doing it wrong.
    Only if you have a very limited perception of sexual conduct.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Okay, so answer this, smart guy:

    How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?

    She guessed right? I wouldn't expect her to know... but that doesn't really make it a bad sign. Family often buys incorrectly-sized gifts. It's nearly expected of them, isn't it?

    I was hoping for a response more in the line of >_< OH GOD I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

    Eh, I'm not easily phased. Good try, though. haha.

    LaOs on
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mrflippy wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    I have three boxes of kix in my cupboard now. Even for someone who enjoys kix, like me, that's far too much kix for one person.

    How did that happen... do you not purchase your own groceries?

    My mom is visiting Australia for a month and a bit so I accepted some grocieries from her house.

    That still doesn't explain the third box.

    Cereal keeps fairly well, though, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

    Also, your Crazy Family Moments made me chuckle, if only because they weren't that crazy and were good-natured/well-intentioned. (Oh noez! My mother is too politically correct and accepting of my homosexuality! :P)

    Well, you know, there is such a thing as being too accepting

    Like, if your mother gives you a dildo for your birthday, that's probably not a good sign

    Eh... it might be a bit odd, strange, and awkward, but I don't think it's a bad sign. I wouldn't think so, anyway.
    Okay, so answer this, smart guy:

    How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
    Your boyfriend is bi?

    Measuring your current one?

    yalborap on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mrflippy wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    I have three boxes of kix in my cupboard now. Even for someone who enjoys kix, like me, that's far too much kix for one person.

    How did that happen... do you not purchase your own groceries?

    My mom is visiting Australia for a month and a bit so I accepted some grocieries from her house.

    That still doesn't explain the third box.

    Cereal keeps fairly well, though, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

    Also, your Crazy Family Moments made me chuckle, if only because they weren't that crazy and were good-natured/well-intentioned. (Oh noez! My mother is too politically correct and accepting of my homosexuality! :P)

    Well, you know, there is such a thing as being too accepting

    Like, if your mother gives you a dildo for your birthday, that's probably not a good sign

    Eh... it might be a bit odd, strange, and awkward, but I don't think it's a bad sign. I wouldn't think so, anyway.
    Okay, so answer this, smart guy:

    How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
    Your boyfriend is bi?


    Good answer!!

    LaOs on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Attention [chat]ters,

    Should I change the pickguard and neckbell on my Gothic SG from black to lime green?

    y/n

    Is this guitar stuff? What colour is the body, if those pieces are black? I say go with the green anyway, because it might be funny.

    Gibson SG Gothic

    In real life, it's not blueish at all, it's flat black.

    Sure! I would like to see the lime on that.

    LaOs on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    I have three boxes of kix in my cupboard now. Even for someone who enjoys kix, like me, that's far too much kix for one person.

    How did that happen... do you not purchase your own groceries?

    My mom is visiting Australia for a month and a bit so I accepted some grocieries from her house.

    That still doesn't explain the third box.

    Cereal keeps fairly well, though, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

    Also, your Crazy Family Moments made me chuckle, if only because they weren't that crazy and were good-natured/well-intentioned. (Oh noez! My mother is too politically correct and accepting of my homosexuality! :P)

    Well, you know, there is such a thing as being too accepting

    Like, if your mother gives you a dildo for your birthday, that's probably not a good sign

    Eh... it might be a bit odd, strange, and awkward, but I don't think it's a bad sign. I wouldn't think so, anyway.
    Okay, so answer this, smart guy:

    How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
    Your boyfriend is bi?

    Measuring your current one?
    It's high in fibre and low in saturated fats?

    Johannen on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    I have three boxes of kix in my cupboard now. Even for someone who enjoys kix, like me, that's far too much kix for one person.

    How did that happen... do you not purchase your own groceries?

    My mom is visiting Australia for a month and a bit so I accepted some grocieries from her house.

    That still doesn't explain the third box.

    Cereal keeps fairly well, though, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

    Also, your Crazy Family Moments made me chuckle, if only because they weren't that crazy and were good-natured/well-intentioned. (Oh noez! My mother is too politically correct and accepting of my homosexuality! :P)

    Well, you know, there is such a thing as being too accepting

    Like, if your mother gives you a dildo for your birthday, that's probably not a good sign

    Eh... it might be a bit odd, strange, and awkward, but I don't think it's a bad sign. I wouldn't think so, anyway.
    Okay, so answer this, smart guy:

    How does your mother know what size dildo is good for you?
    Your boyfriend is bi?

    Measuring your current one?

    Less-good answer!

    LaOs on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh gods the quote trees

    nexuscrawler on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What sort of fruit or seeds does a quote tree produce?

    Casual Eddy on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh gods the quote trees

    I know--I tried trimming it when it was just me and TP, but then there were so many more...

    LaOs on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What sort of fruit or seeds does a quote tree produce?

    Fruit or seeds of the evil variety.

    James on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What sort of fruit or seeds does a quote tree produce?

    Cocks, dicks, and lols?

    [Edit]
    Or...of the loom?

    LaOs on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    James wrote: »
    What sort of fruit or seeds does a quote tree produce?

    Fruit or seeds of the evil variety.

    I bet they taste like pain.

    Or sorrow.

    Casual Eddy on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.

    nexuscrawler on
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    What sort of fruit or seeds does a quote tree produce?

    Cocks, dicks, and lols?

    It is like the banana, in that it bears no seeds, and is 'cloned' to produce new ones, with the fruits being delicious quotes.

    yalborap on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I just made the best thread in the entire world!

    Tell your friends!

    It's not irony, it's a fitting or tongue in cheek title.

    [/ocdishness]

    Leitner on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.

    D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.

    LaOs on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.

    D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.
    Brother!

    Richy on
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.

    D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.
    Brother!

    It's been 10 mins, I should check my profile again.

    Malkor on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    You nkow the worst feeling? Looking at the clock and realizing you have nothing to do at work for the rest of the day yet you don't leave for over 2 hours.

    D&D helps me get through the day. That, and facebook.
    Brother!

    I have yet to try a Baconator. :(

    I almost did when they were replacing my slashed tires, but there was a good pub in the same lot, so I got a burger and a beer there.

    I was this close, Richy.

    LaOs on
  • DynagripDynagrip Rattlesnake on the trigger HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.

    Dynagrip on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    James wrote: »
    What sort of fruit or seeds does a quote tree produce?

    Fruit or seeds of the evil variety.

    I bet they taste like pain.

    Or sorrow.

    They taste like being mauled by Satan in freezing cold for all eternity.

    James on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.

    but... the register does all the work! What is so hard about counting 2 quarters and 2 dimes?

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My thread is amazing. It's the bomb.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.
    My 6 year old sister told me recently she didn't have to learn math because "she can always buy a calculator". I got down to her level, held her, and told her to never, ever say that again. She looked at me all freaked out and finished her homework without complaining.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.

    but... the register does all the work! What is so hard about counting 2 quarters and 2 dimes?

    So, you mean they give you looks when they have to count the exact change you give them, making their job a little bit easier??

    LaOs on
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.

    but... the register does all the work! What is so hard about counting 2 quarters and 2 dimes?

    You have to remember what's a quarter and what's a dime, and how much each is worth, then you have to count the quarters, then the dimes, but OH! Don't forget how many quarters there were or you've got to start AAAALLLL over!!!

    Ass.
    I'm joking, I don't think you're an ass.

    yalborap on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.

    but... the register does all the work! What is so hard about counting 2 quarters and 2 dimes?

    When I was little we'd bring hundreds of pennies into the 7-11.

    James on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT is an ass. He pretended to be in the white ajah, which was a total lie!

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    James wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.

    but... the register does all the work! What is so hard about counting 2 quarters and 2 dimes?

    When I was little we'd bring hundreds of pennies into the 7-11.

    I remember when I paid for a PS2 memory card with all change. I really needed that memory card because i was a FFX fan.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT is an ass. He pretended to be in the white ajah, which was a total lie!

    Well I didn't want to be in the goddamn brown ajah! Brown is the color of shit, which would make them the shit Ajah!

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.
    I remember once watching a co-worker give someone 81 cents change (or something like that) by handing them 2 quarters, 3 dimes, and a penny. If I was the customer I might have even asked them to correct it, that's just horrid.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    What is it about clerks that if you pay for something with exact change and they have to count out a few coins, they look at you like an asshole?
    Because they suck at math, hence their job.

    hey, clerking is half of my job and I don't suck at math... and also love exact change. it makes things faster.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT is an ass. He pretended to be in the white ajah, which was a total lie!

    Which strikes me as rather funny, considering the Ajah.

    LaOs on
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