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Last call for raped by a bear - CamPaxNW

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    oh, come on Jordyn

    the only thing that would possibly leap into your vagina is Ben and/or a bear

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    also hot

    Wren on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    oh, come on Jordyn

    the only thing that would possibly leap into your vagina is Ben and/or a bear
    that's not fair rank


    I bet centipedes would also be willing

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Gosh, I would love to go but ummmm

    I have to...

    clean the bathroom that weekend.
    Vaginas aren't allowed in the woods for fear of squirrels mistaking them for a hiding spot.

    I have such a fear of something leaping into my vagina.


    Looking at the roster, unless it's Cal you really won't notice it.

    Hunter on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    oh, come on Jordyn

    the only thing that would possibly leap into your vagina is Ben and/or a bear
    that's not fair rank


    I bet centipedes would also be willing

    up here the centipedes are the size of semis, and as gaping as her legpit may be, it ain't quite that cavernous

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    You have nothing to lose.
    Certainly not dignity, at least...


    Also, I am so on this. So positively upon this.
    In that case, am I allowed to retract my RSVP?

    naporeon on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man, we get hosed for gas up here

    the average in seattle is about 2.50 - 2.75 a gallon

    up here in lethbridge, ab, it's 1.10 a liter

    which translates to a little bit less than 4 dollars a gallon

    it's rough, especially when you consider the canadian dollar is about a nickel from parity

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    guys

    this is going to be awesome

    and don't worry about bears

    I can take a fucking bear

    I just challenge it to a drinking competition

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    guys

    this is going to be awesome

    and don't worry about bears

    I can take a fucking bear

    I just challenge it to a drinking competition
    Tonkman, you fucker, I am going to fucking put you in a chokehold and feed you to a goddamned cougar if you flake out on this.

    I might also throw in a few ball punches.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    guys

    this is going to be awesome

    and don't worry about bears

    I can take a fucking bear

    I just challenge it to a drinking competition
    Tonkman, you fucker, I am going to fucking put you in a chokehold and feed you to a goddamned cougar if you flake out on this.

    I might also throw in a few ball punches.


    what kind of cougar?

    Like, a hot 35 year old? I could go for that. Let's do that regardless

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    In that case, am I allowed to retract my RSVP?
    No, I'm sorry, but you aren't allowed to renege upon your previous promise.

    It's laws, sorry.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    also, you're a total jerkbuttheadfacemeanymcmeanman.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, this makes me wish I hadn't gotten rid of my camping shit.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    camping equipment = knife and jug of water.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bringing jugs of water is for pussies who are afraid of a little thing we like to call... beava' feava'

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Why did you have to pick the weekend I am in Vegas?

    I do not even know at this point if I will service Vegas and make it back to Washington alive. I hear its a different place, and after seeing the trailer for the new documentary, Resident Evil: Extinction, I am not sure if i still want to go. Zombies give me the creeps.

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Vegas is fucking rad for about 3-4 days on the minimal sleep\maximal alcohol plan.

    Then you feel like dying and want to go home.

    Rage on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    alright, so right now I'm thinking Deception Pass is the best bet. If it is full, we'll go to Silverlake Park.

    Objections?

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i don'tk now where any of these places are
    but consideration for the vancouver peeps would be awesome

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Canada or Washington Zonky?

    Most of the places are a around the greater Seattle area, and if I recall, there are also some really good White River Rafting trips that happen in September... Just a area to look into

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    http://www.camis.com/wa/

    Just FYI for Rank or whoever - if at all possible, avoid the "forest loop" (seen here: http://www.camis.com/WA/camping/maps.asp?loc=181)

    The lower loops are much nicer and closer to the beaches, trails and facilities. The forest loop isn't bad really, especially if it turns out we have a big group and may need a couple of sites next to each other, but it can turn into a bit of a walk to get down to the lake & beach.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm going to ask that you tentatively (tee hee tents) put my name on the list of attendees. I also pledge to bring lots of booze, provided I can secure those days off.

    Also, if anyone is coming up from like Portland it would be superrad if I could concievably carpool with them. I'll pay for the gas. I mean, its not like I need a ride or anything, I've got a car, but it would make things easier.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    /mumbles something about moving the camping trip back one more week to Sept. 22

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    The locations posted above are about halfway between Vancouver and Seattle. Sorta.

    Silverlake Park is actually pretty close to the border, but to get there you havce to come down, go through bellingham and out toward Mount Baker. Easy to find, and not too far.

    Deception Pass is on the way out to Oak Harbor. Basically, take I5 to Burlington and head west toward the water. Once we have a final decision, I'll post driving directions.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Frog wrote: »
    /mumbles something about moving the camping trip back one more week to Sept. 22

    It sucks you'll be gone, but that weekend is Weaver's wedding, and a bunch of formers will be unavailable that weekend.

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It is ok. I figure now that I have met a bunch of you in person the good times will be easy to come by in winter. Christmas party anyone? :P

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The woman just got new shoes from Coach and I'm golden for weekend camping

    yay bribes

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Actually, an SE++ Christmas-ish dinner isn't a really bad idea. Just do it early in December so that it doesn't interfere with real holiday plans. We could all go to, like, Leavenworth and have a Bavarian Christmas.

    I'm mostly kidding about that, by the way, but if anything PAX really highlighted just how many of us live in the general area, and how worthwhile it is to get our asses together.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    actually, taking over Leavenworth would be fucking awesome.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man... I am going to hate having to be in Ellensburg for college.

    By the way, I am loving the sounds of the PAXistmas...

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    where the fuck is Milton?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    where the fuck is Milton?

    It's near Federal Way, Fife (Tacoma-esce town), and Pullayup.

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I used to work in Milton at Taco Time, and my old boss occasionally calls me up to be Ned (Taco Times mascot) for parades and special events.

    Overall the town is a good place to live due to its central location and cheap houses. It is just outside of King County next to I-5, Highway 18, and 167.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL YOU DAMN FROG

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I thought Bogey ate your soul on a dare Wren?



    Err, what?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wait what

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Frog, did you go through the schools around Milton/Fife?

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Actually I went to school in Seattle until my senior year when I transfered to Tahoma Senior High/Occupational Skills Center in Federal Way. School sucked that year.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's a shame to hear. My highschool was awesome. 500 people tops and teachers tackled kids in classes.

    I loved my High School

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