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Lets Kill Some Kerbals

MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
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Here is the first Kerbal Space station. Pilots used it for docking practice until someone had the bright idea to get rid of all that extra RCS fuel by dumping it out into space.

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Hey, yeah, the station feels lighter and more nimble already.

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Shit, wait, how high do we have to be to stay out of the atmosphere?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
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    Hm. Yeah. This might be an issue.

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    Guys I just got off the horn with mission control. They said we'll be okay as long as the solar panels don't break off.

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    Fuck. Well what's plan B?

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    We don't know. We never got Plan A to work. On the plus side, the fires went out. Try using the RCS to-

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    Metalbourne on
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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    just bought this today, desperately lost and confuse send help

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    just bought this today, desperately lost and confuse send help

    Here, watch all of this guy's videos:

    http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxzC4EngIsMrPmbm6Nxvb-A

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    just bought this today, desperately lost and confuse send help

    Hi, SCREECH OF THE FARG

    watch this video if you haven't. It really set me on the right path for messing around.

    Kerbal Space Program 101 - Tutorial For Beginners - Construction, Piloting, Orbiting.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgPr4q5tj-Q

    I appreciate you making a thread Metalbourne!

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    I certainly need that beginner's guide

    But then that might eliminate opportunities for accidentally and hilariously exploding things

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    I certainly need that beginner's guide

    But then that might eliminate opportunities for accidentally and hilariously exploding things

    hahahhaaha

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I still need to try modules to make a even orbit

    after that I think I'll be well-prepared enough to land on a thing.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    At a certain point, you might run out of interesting things to do in KSP, so I was thinking we might post our projects for fellow rocket scientists to take a crack at.

    Want to get that all purpose, janky monstrosity to the mun? Post a ship file!
    Want to see that all purpose, janky monstrosity make it to orbit. Post a ship file!
    Want to see that all purpose, janky monstrosity make it to 50k, before exploding? Post a ship file!
    Progress is Progress! Anyone know of a simple, fast, and easy file host?

    As for further help, I've found this parts wiki to be really useful!
    There were a lot of objects with functions that I didn't really understand until I looked them up.

    It also has a page with some formulas and written tutorials. If those stress you out, you can always just slap more rockets and struts on your creation and give it another go!

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    hulloooo, Scott Manley is a fantastic source of info and inspiration on Kerbal.

    I built a gas station on Minmus! Three vehicles: a kethane harvester, a converter, and a storage tank/porch for the attendants to sit 'round when business is slow. A gas "truck" orbits the moon for anything too big to land. On to Duna, now.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Is there a mod that you're using that actually lets you harvest fuel?

    I could barely get my probe to an orbit around Duna, an actual refueling station would be incredibly helpful.

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    yes: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/showthread.php/23979-Kethane-Pack-0-7-5-Find-it-mine-it-burn-it!-Quicksave-support-and-other-fixes


    You can scan for "Kethane" deposits from orbit and use harvesting units to collect the stuff. It can be converted to monopropellant, fuel, oxidizer, xenon, etc. etc.

    I'm also using a mod that implements winches. You can stick electromagnets, grappling hooks, and docking ports on them, and kerbals can carry them around on EVAs. REALLY handy.

    Machwing on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    The Kerbal Space Program is actually the last of the Kerbals. They've already killed the rest.

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    ManishtushuManishtushu Registered User regular
    I've been trying to build a space station for the last month but the closest I have managed is getting two parts melding into one super-useful explosion.

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    Oh man I did it, I landed on the Mun!
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    The altimeter tricked me into thinking I still had a few thousand metres to go, but I guess I was landing on a mountain above Mun "sea" level. So my fuel management wasn't great, and ran out EXACTLY as I was about 5 metres above the surface, causing a final, tiny plunge which exploded the engine. But the rest of the craft remained intact.

    Jeb lives on, alone, awaiting rescue.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    i've landed (crashed) on the moon like three times, with survivors even.

    ship can never make the trip back though.

    I'm always coming down to fast, and when I try to slow down end up flying up again haven't figured out how to do a proper landing yet.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Yeah I just use mechjeb if I want to come back from any place I've landed

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    The Kerbal Space Program is actually the last of the Kerbals. They've already killed the rest.

    And I do a damn fine job of thinning out what is left

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I have a bunch of hot wheels on the Mun and other planets
    Not Eve that fucking planet refuses to let anything drive on it

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I woke up wanting to play kerbal and dock some ships together.

    It's gonna be a long day at work for me.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I have a bunch of hot wheels on the Mun and other planets
    Not Eve that fucking planet refuses to let anything drive on it

    How do you put them on rockets? I want to do rover missions before actual kerbal landings. DO you just glue a rover on the top of a rocket and call it a day, or is there a fancy way of doing it?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    M.D. wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I have a bunch of hot wheels on the Mun and other planets
    Not Eve that fucking planet refuses to let anything drive on it

    How do you put them on rockets? I want to do rover missions before actual kerbal landings. DO you just glue a rover on the top of a rocket and call it a day, or is there a fancy way of doing it?

    http://youtu.be/WGrCm9aWHIY

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    M.D. wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I have a bunch of hot wheels on the Mun and other planets
    Not Eve that fucking planet refuses to let anything drive on it

    How do you put them on rockets? I want to do rover missions before actual kerbal landings. DO you just glue a rover on the top of a rocket and call it a day, or is there a fancy way of doing it?

    I slap it on the front of the rocket and drive it there

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    I only wish the cars I built in the air plane hanger I could port over and use in the rocket building

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Unfortunately, Wernher van Kerman was running his newest (almost certainly fatally flawed) designes out to the VAB from his offices and tripped over a power cable in the Tracking Station.

    The KSP has lost contact with all of its probes and vehicles. While several memorial sites have been located, every ship and probe under our control is now functionally inoperative and lost to us forever. Two brave astronauts remain aboard the KISS, but as we have no idea where the KISS is, we are unable to launch a rescue mission.

    A new redundancy has been built into the Tracking Station to prevent further such losses of connectivity: Wernher van Kerman has been confined indefinitely to his offices.


    I broke all my flights reinstalling mods. I had a bunch of part packs that were doing nothing but take up space in the loading sequence.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Hey lets send some junk to Jool's moon Laythe Part I

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    As soon as the project was announced, The Probulator was cobbled together from the finest trash and rolled out to the launch pad. A month and a half early.

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    The ship sat on the launch pad exposed to the elements

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    Launch! Two families of birds that made their nests in the engines were quickly incinerated. A third family thought they were much smarter and made a nest in the antenna array. They asphyxiated in the upper atmosphere.

    All appears well so far. As soon as we reach apoapsis, we'll burn again to circularize the orbit.

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    Set a course, ensign fuckstick!

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    so when you set the course, did you account for the planet in the way or is that just all part of your cunning plan?

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    By slingshotting between these planets at breakneck speed we'll get some kind of boost! Fuck that closest approach bullshit, we're going for a full-on capture here!

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Ensign Fuckstick hasn't been promoted, yet? That poor fucker.

    Miss me? Find me on:

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Your Kerbals are going to end up back in time, where they can save all the whales before they were killed for whale oil rocket fuel.

    It wasn't a very good fuel choice, but you know how those Kerbals love to experiment.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    so this looks super duper fun, but i know how i am with games like this, and i know i will get frustrated 2 hours in and probably never touch it again

    if i can ever get it for ~$10 i'll pull the trigger and spend a night drunkenly blowing up little mans and consider it worthwhile

    and watch videos of people who know what the fuck they're doing

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    This game can be frustrating as hell

    but when you pull off that orbital base or landing on another planet (or even just making a stable orbit!) it is so worth it

    Try not to get overly frustrated when your shit blows up, because it will

    oh it will

    learn and adjust your designs, add more struts

    add more struts

    and learn from your mistakes

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Everything you need to know about Kerbal Space Program (or "obviously it needs more random shit on it")

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkzziGlbK1s

    Ledneh on
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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    this is a game I wish I owned, it is amazing.

    I've been watching this guys:http://www.youtube.com/user/kurtjmac playthrough since the beginning.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I've played some of this game!

    It's stupid complicated!

    But I sent a kerbal into space and returned him safely to the surface! So there's that!

    Next stop: the Mun

    (I also don't want to install too many mods because that feels like cheating)

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I go modless

    it's sort of a general thing for me

    Miss me? Find me on:

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    I made it to the Mun but it was a one way trip

    And now I am being frustrated by building a ship that has enough fuel in its last stage to land on the moon and then get away. All of that fuel sits up top and makes for some wobbly-ass takeoffs, and a lot of work to get a decent orbit going.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    also the Giant Bomb quicklook for this game is easily one of the funniest things on the site

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cVkLmVnsH8

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    ManishtushuManishtushu Registered User regular
    The biggest problem I have with my designs is shit just vibrating apart before it even gets to the launch pad.

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
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    Hm, a launch during the eclipse. That's a good omen, right?
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    CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    THE OMENS WERE RIGHT! LEFT IS RIGHT, UP IS DOWN! WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?!

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I've played some of this game!

    It's stupid complicated!

    But I sent a kerbal into space and returned him safely to the surface! So there's that!

    Next stop: the Mun

    (I also don't want to install too many mods because that feels like cheating)

    Get flight engineer and kerbal alarm clock. Both these mods give you vital information about the game without actually doing anything for you. Alarm clock will become vital when you have multiple flights going on and you want to feel like a real mission control.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I think that unused building in the new space center is going to be a mission control

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