I am actually in a serious deadlock between going and purchasing a game about Pokemon or to edit my resume, get a job and start getting the fuck out of Dodge.
I am telling you that my mind finds these to be equally worthy tasks.
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I would totally bone Alizee
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I am actually in a serious deadlock between going and purchasing a game about Pokemon or to edit my resume, get a job and start getting the fuck out of Dodge.
I am telling you that my mind finds these to be equally worthy tasks.
During the Rugby World cup final I was in the pub watching the match, because the pub was so crammed that some people had resorted to peeing into empty beer jugs. Noticing that one of my friends' glasses needed topping up I reached over and picked up our beer jug and topped it up. It was only after he had a taken a long pull from the drink that I realised I had poured from the pee jug. I never told him.
And not just little white lies, I mean for the next 3 years everyone there was convinced and utterly believed I was related to The corrs (the sexy irish grouo minus the bloke)
Everyone kept asking me when I would meet them next. Never did, but oh I gave out a lot of their fake phonenumbers to lonely geeks.
During the Rugby World cup final I was in the pub watching the match, because the pub was so crammed that some people had resorted to peeing into empty beer jugs. Noticing that one of my friends' glasses needed topping up I reached over and picked up our beer jug and topped it up. It was only after he had a taken a long pull from the drink that I realised I had poured from the pee jug. I never told him.
And not just little white lies, I mean for the next 3 years everyone there was convinced and utterly believed I was related to The corrs (the sexy irish grouo minus the bloke)
Everyone kept asking me when I would meet them next. Never did, but oh I gave out a lot of their fake phonenumbers to lonely geeks.
I've been to two separate Christina Aguilera concerts, once with Destiny's Child opening. I've also been to a Michelle Branch concert.
I once vomited on the hood of a friend's car, and walked away, never telling him it was me who did the deed. At least it was just beer pukes, no chunks involved.
I am actually in a serious deadlock between going and purchasing a game about Pokemon or to edit my resume, get a job and start getting the fuck out of Dodge.
I am telling you that my mind finds these to be equally worthy tasks.
That sounds a lot like the way I think.
Do you have any vicodin? I may need vicodin to incapacitate myself into staying home and not spending my escape fund on Charmander.
i may or may not have peed in someones mouth during a blow job.
I was too drunk to be positive, but i'm thinking that it happened.
oh man you ever blow such a large load that you wonder if you've actually finished and have just started peeing, then it finishes and nope, it was just the load
And I've been to an emo concert once. What a bunch of boring losers emo kids are. There were about 5 people, including me, that weren't just standing around and doing nothing.
I am actually in a serious deadlock between going and purchasing a game about Pokemon or to edit my resume, get a job and start getting the fuck out of Dodge.
I am telling you that my mind finds these to be equally worthy tasks.
That sounds a lot like the way I think.
Do you have any vicodin? I may need vicodin to incapacitate myself into staying home and not spending my escape fund on Charmander.
But I'm working hard on a GED now, so it's not that big a deal.
it's like, three tests you probably could've passed freshman year
you'll be fine
I dunno I'm at like a third or fourth grade level in math, since I missed so much school and they only kept puting me in the next grade because I'm fairly intelligent for their standerds.
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we don't allow that around here
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
ok the only reason i went is because i had to take my little brother who was ten and way into them
when i'm with you
I think I win at music sin, sorry.
so your little brother is a faggot and you're not? doesn't that shit run in the family?
and when we are apart, i feel it too
I hope he's both.
i was more of a backstreet man myself
and no matter what i do i feel the pain
I am telling you that my mind finds these to be equally worthy tasks.
That sounds a lot like the way I think.
And not just little white lies, I mean for the next 3 years everyone there was convinced and utterly believed I was related to The corrs (the sexy irish grouo minus the bloke)
Everyone kept asking me when I would meet them next. Never did, but oh I gave out a lot of their fake phonenumbers to lonely geeks.
i once liked a mudkip
you're a man after my own heart, toad
Please tell me someone saw what I did there.
I once vomited on the hood of a friend's car, and walked away, never telling him it was me who did the deed. At least it was just beer pukes, no chunks involved.
Only took her 2.5 years
It has never been in a CD player ever in its time on this planet.
Yet I can't bring myself to throw it away.
Weezer?
I was too drunk to be positive, but i'm thinking that it happened.
I'll tell you for a fee.
Do you have any vicodin? I may need vicodin to incapacitate myself into staying home and not spending my escape fund on Charmander.
oh man you ever blow such a large load that you wonder if you've actually finished and have just started peeing, then it finishes and nope, it was just the load
But I'm working hard on a GED now, so it's not that big a deal.
I also used to like the Playstation song.
I only listen to punk rock, especially folk punk.
And I've been to an emo concert once. What a bunch of boring losers emo kids are. There were about 5 people, including me, that weren't just standing around and doing nothing.
Well, I do want answers...
P. L. A. Y S-T-A-T-I-O-N
it's like, three tests you probably could've passed freshman year
you'll be fine
that's why i figured that iw as safe. I really really had to pee, but i didn't want to stop, i figured the hardware would sort itself out.
then the pressure kinda relieved a little bit, and she was all "wow, that was fast"
and i ran to the washroom.
I'm sure there are some somewhere in this house.
I have a friend who listens to this shit. It is some of the most grating music I've ever heard.