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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Does anybody in here own a Katana?

    If yes, will you help me commit seppuku?

    Don't you use a tanto for that?

    Correct! But since he was having a bad day, we didn't correct him.

    Ass.
    (And it's seppuku)

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  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nerissa wrote: »
    So if I wanted to get a PSP or DS, but not both, which should I get? (mostly idle thinking here... I'm not particularly sure I'd use it enough to be worth buying either right now)

    I mostly like puzzle-type games and the occasional old-fashioned arcade-type game, if it makes a difference, and have negative desire to get into Pokemon anything.
    DS DS DS DS oh god why are you even thinking about this?

    You say that like it's oh so obvious...I know approximately nothing about game systems other than my PC, so I ask :P

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Edit: Why not, Elendil? :(
    I'm not sure sepukku counts if you have help.

    But... that's the whole point there is to it!

    Alone it would just be suicide.

    Haphazard on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Holy christ that is a gay ass homosexual.

    Podly, I mean.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LOOOOVEEE BIIITTTTEEESSSSS

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Holy christ that is a gay ass homosexual.

    Podly, I mean.

    It's settled.

    Gooey on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.
    But it's more honorable to do seppuku.

    Besides. If you wanna die, why not take some people with you?

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.

    Not if you have a guy to chop your head off after you gut yourself.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Edit: Why not, Elendil? :(
    I'm not sure sepukku counts if you have help.

    But... that's the whole point there is to it!

    Alone it would just be suicide.

    Also, you want to have someone act as the executioner to cut of the person's head after slitting his stomach- otherwise the death is even far, far more painful and takes forever.

    EDIT: GOD DAMNIT CHOCO I HOPE CASS BEATS YOU

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

    I'm ... I'm not in your class, right?

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Choco is alive. I am shocked.

    I was going to do a GIS for a picture of someone doing the shocker fingers, but then I realized I was on a school computer.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    When I'm with you baby
    I go out of my head
    And I just can't get enough
    And I just can't get enough
    All the things you do to me
    And everything you said
    I just can't get enough
    I just can't get enough

    We slip and slide as we fall in love
    And I just can't seem to get enough
    :whistle:


    Depeche Mode is awesome.

    Gooey on
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.

    Not if you have a guy to chop your head off after you gut yourself.

    Wasn't that in the Last Samurai?

    Also that sig is great sir.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.

    Not if you have a guy to chop your head off after you gut yourself.
    What are you, some kind of pussy?

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

    I'm ... I'm not in your class, right?

    Is that supposed to be good or bad, Elendil? My opinion of you hinges on your response.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Choco is alive. I am shocked.

    I said 'hello' earlier and no one noticed! :P

    Anyway, how is everyone?

    t Casual Eddy: Thank you! Credit is due more to Cass than myself. :P

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Why is choco supposed to be dead?

    Did someone find "his" corpse in a burnt out car?

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Not if you have a guy to chop your head off after you gut yourself.

    Ah, fair enough. Are any of us skilled enough to make that kind of cut?

    It would be embarrassing, messy, and potentially even more painful if it took more than one cut to perform the daki-kubi.

    Also, I think Hap's honor would be shot to hell.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.

    I guess it is painful to rummage in your stomach with a sharp and pointy stick.

    But after the Katana enters the fray, it should get better fairly soon.

    Now I'm seeing mind-pictures and I'm getting sick. I think I want to live for a while longer.

    Ugh.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It feels inappropriate to eat a burrito at 11 AM but it was delicious.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

    I'm ... I'm not in your class, right?

    Is that supposed to be good or bad, Elendil? My opinion of you hinges on your response.
    I believe my initial thought was "That's three kinds of failure right there."

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Not if you have a guy to chop your head off after you gut yourself.

    Ah, fair enough. Are any of us skilled enough to make that kind of cut?

    It would be embarrassing, messy, and potentially even more painful if it took more than one cut to perform the daki-kubi.

    Also, I think Hap's honor would be shot to hell.

    I might be? I haven't used a real sword in a while, but I've been practicing Kendo for a decade now.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.
    Seppuku is way more of a sure thing, though.

    Sleeping pills are too easy to just throw up.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We're talking about disembowelment here, Eddy.

    I'm fucking starving.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

    For the longest time my ringtone was the opening guitar riff of Hot For Teacher by Van Halen. It rang in class once, and I rushed to switch it off but my prof (this was a small class, like 11 people) told me "Leave it! I love this song!" I never silenced my phone in that class again, ever. This was a nice change from my other classes where you could get kicked out for having your phone ring.

    Gooey on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We're talking about disembowelment here, Eddy.

    I'm fucking starving.

    Want some grapes?

    And give me a PM sometime about everything that's great and awful about Shanghai, LM.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    The Podster's hair is far, far longer than mine.

    And better cared for/more styled, it appears.

    I don't really like it, though. I don't think I would like it on a girl, even. Don't feel too bad about it all, basically.

    Oh, I don't. It helps that I'm much, much better looking than him.

    Excellent. That's the spirit, DG!

    LaOs on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.
    Seppuku is way more of a sure thing, though.

    Sleeping pills are too easy to just throw up.

    Sleeping pills, then have someone else cut your head off.

    Sleeppuku

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

    I'm ... I'm not in your class, right?

    Is that supposed to be good or bad, Elendil? My opinion of you hinges on your response.
    I believe my initial thought was "That's three kinds of failure right there."

    What's the third one?

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Seppuku is also hilariously painful.

    If you're having a bad day, go for sleeping pills. Seppuku is a great way to make a bad day a lot worse.
    Seppuku is way more of a sure thing, though.

    Sleeping pills are too easy to just throw up.

    Just wait till you see me throwing up that Tanto. :P

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hugs will help, too. Thanks.

    t LaOs: QA. Sometimes a most depressing job.

    Ah... I hear some stories at coffee times from one girl working in another BU in our Division complaining about her QA duties. QA for what?

    Sensor tech. No, I won't say which specific company. ;-)

    That's fine. It wouldn't mean anything to me anyway. :P

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We're talking about disembowelment here, Eddy.

    I'm fucking starving.

    Want some grapes?

    And give me a PM sometime about everything that's great and awful about Shanghai, LM.

    Are you coming/nearby? Or have you been in the area?

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

    For the longest time my ringtone was the opening guitar riff of Hot For Teacher by Van Halen. It rang in class once, and I rushed to switch it off but my prof (this was a small class, like 11 people) told me "Leave it! I love this song!" I never silenced my phone in that class again, ever. This was a nice change from my other classes where you could get kicked out for having your phone ring.

    Awesome prof!

    Richy: take heed.

    LaOs on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

    I'm ... I'm not in your class, right?

    Is that supposed to be good or bad, Elendil? My opinion of you hinges on your response.
    I believe my initial thought was "That's three kinds of failure right there."

    What's the third one?
    1. Letting the ring tone go off
    2. Having a ring tone to begin with
    3. Making it Don't Stop Believing

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We're talking about disembowelment here, Eddy.

    I'm fucking starving.

    Want some grapes?

    And give me a PM sometime about everything that's great and awful about Shanghai, LM.

    Are you coming/nearby? Or have you been in the area?

    Not near Shanghai, actually. I was in Hong Kong for about a week. However, my area of study is the Asiatic so it'll be nice to hear some on-the-field kind of views of the city.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Someone in one of my classes let their cell phone go off.

    The ring tone was "Don't Stop Believing."

    I'm ... I'm not in your class, right?

    Is that supposed to be good or bad, Elendil? My opinion of you hinges on your response.
    I believe my initial thought was "That's three kinds of failure right there."

    What's the third one?
    1. Letting the ring tone go off
    2. Having a ring tone to begin with
    3. Making it Don't Stop Believing

    I'm trying not to laugh in my class, ass.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My ring tone is All along the Watchtower...

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My ringtone is "So What" by miles davis.

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