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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    Aww, I like Amy Winehouse.

    Come, let us bask in our humiliating musical tastes together!

    Do you...

    Do you like Lily Allen too?

    How is it humiliating to like either of those singers? They both rock. Rockingness is nothing to be ashamed of.

    I like amy winehouse because she's sort of smoky and bluesey, and Lily Allen is just refreshingly poppy with unique songs.

    I meant "rock" more non-literally. Obviously neither of them is exactly hard-rocking.

    Yeah, I know.

    Casual Eddy on
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    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
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    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
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    Shinto on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.
    Easy fix, really: stop excluslively targeting those ones who have some semblance of self-esteem.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
    wisdom wrote:
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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    There's a special level in hell. A level they reserve for child molesters... and people who talk at the theater.

    You know, a lot of the people who talk in the theatre are children...

    BotP :(
    I laughed and quoted it for you.

    Thanks.

    I saw. I should have just waiting another minute or so, I guess.

    LaOs on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Like a bad lobster in a dark cellar Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.

    People are so fucking dumb.

    Seriously, wear a damn jimmy hat.
    For some reason this has reminded me of a story.

    Back when I first started drinking we had a big house party to celebrate our new found love of drinking. One of my friends ended up taking a girl upstairs and returned about tnem inutes later on a mission to try and find some condoms. I was chatting to a couple of other friends when he appeared behind them and asked if anybody happened to have one. In one of the best examples of wit I've seen come from a sixteen year old's mouth, one of the guys I was chatting to turns to him and says,
    "Use the fucking rhythm method, retard"
    It was genius. And the memory still makes me laugh today.

    Mojo_Jojo on
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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.
    Easy fix, really: stop excluslively targeting those ones who have some semblance of self-esteem.
    I find it more satisfying if I take the girls that have decent self esteem and break down their will to live and/or not sleep with me.

    Dynagrip on
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  • edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.

    People are so fucking dumb.

    Seriously, wear a damn jimmy hat.
    For some reason this has reminded me of a story.

    Back when I first started drinking we had a big house party to celebrate our new found love of drinking. One of my friends ended up taking a girl upstairs and returned about tnem inutes later on a mission to try and find some condoms. I was chatting to a couple of other friends when he appeared behind them and asked if anybody happened to have one. In one of the best examples of wit I've seen come from a sixteen year old's mouth, one of the guys I was chatting to turns to him and says,
    "Use the fucking rhythm method, retard"
    It was genius. And the memory still makes me laugh today.

    The what-now?

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think a film about Madonna's gradual transformation into a zombie (or possibly a lich) deserves some kind of film. Starring Bruce Campbell.

    She is in fucking amazing shape right now. It's a little crazy.

    Yeah, but it is that weird ageless Aes Sedai good shape of plastic surgery.

    Ha... that actually fits!

    LaOs on
  • edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.
    Easy fix, really: stop excluslively targeting those ones who have some semblance of self-esteem.
    I find it more satisfying if I take the girls that have decent self esteem and break down their will to live and/or not sleep with me.

    It's so much more satisfying when you have to put effort in first. Like juicing an orange yourself.

    ...That actually sounds kind of creepy. I think I just channeled Casket for a moment or something.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.
    Easy fix, really: stop excluslively targeting those ones who have some semblance of self-esteem.
    I find it more satisfying if I take the girls that have decent self esteem and break down their will to live and/or not sleep with me.
    Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?

    Malkor on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Like a bad lobster in a dark cellar Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.

    People are so fucking dumb.

    Seriously, wear a damn jimmy hat.
    For some reason this has reminded me of a story.

    Back when I first started drinking we had a big house party to celebrate our new found love of drinking. One of my friends ended up taking a girl upstairs and returned about tnem inutes later on a mission to try and find some condoms. I was chatting to a couple of other friends when he appeared behind them and asked if anybody happened to have one. In one of the best examples of wit I've seen come from a sixteen year old's mouth, one of the guys I was chatting to turns to him and says,
    "Use the fucking rhythm method, retard"
    It was genius. And the memory still makes me laugh today.

    The what-now?
    You failed sexual education. Do you wish to play again?

    Mojo_Jojo on
    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.
    Easy fix, really: stop excluslively targeting those ones who have some semblance of self-esteem.
    I find it more satisfying if I take the girls that have decent self esteem and break down their will to live and/or not sleep with me.
    Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?

    No.
    Still no.

    LaOs on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think a film about Madonna's gradual transformation into a zombie (or possibly a lich) deserves some kind of film. Starring Bruce Campbell.

    She is in fucking amazing shape right now. It's a little crazy.

    Yeah, but it is that weird ageless Aes Sedai good shape of plastic surgery.

    Ha... that actually fits!

    Perhaps the love of homosexuals gives her power.

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm doing something wrong.
    Easy fix, really: stop excluslively targeting those ones who have some semblance of self-esteem.
    I find it more satisfying if I take the girls that have decent self esteem and break down their will to live and/or not sleep with me.
    Nothing hotter than when a girl cries after sex, am I right?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.

    evilbob on
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    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think a film about Madonna's gradual transformation into a zombie (or possibly a lich) deserves some kind of film. Starring Bruce Campbell.

    She is in fucking amazing shape right now. It's a little crazy.

    Yeah, but it is that weird ageless Aes Sedai good shape of plastic surgery.

    Ha... that actually fits!

    Perhaps the love of homosexuals gives her power.

    Is it the One Power, though? I think it's tainted either way.

    LaOs on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Nothing hotter than when a girl cries after sex, am I right?
    I wouldn't know.
    :(

    Richy on
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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.

    Does that really matter?

    LaOs on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Like a bad lobster in a dark cellar Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
    Your friend is lying to you because it's really funny watching friends crash and burn.

    Mojo_Jojo on
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  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.

    That does not matter.

    fixed.

    Shinto on
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
    Your friend is lying to you because it's really funny watching friends crash and burn.
    No, I'm pretty sure he's not unfortunately.

    evilbob on
    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    gots me another laptop, mah off-campus on-campus room, mah meal plan

    everything's turning up Oborohouse!

    (Hello again [chat]erssss <3)

    Oboro on
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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.

    That does not matter.

    In fact it is quite hot.

    HIT IT

    fixed.

    Loren Michael on
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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    also to chime in on evilbob's sitch, to hell with the deets and the numbers man just do the mad-wild

    curb stomp her heart yo

    Oboro on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Nothing hotter than when a girl cries after sex, am I right?
    I wouldn't know.
    :(
    I'm lying, it's not a good thing. If a girl cries after sex, there is a good chance you are doing something wrong.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
    Use the mom as an in with the daughter. It worked in The Graduate.

    Dynagrip on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fucking Space Marines.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Nothing hotter than when a girl cries after sex, am I right?
    I wouldn't know.
    :(
    I'm lying, it's not a good thing. If a girl cries after sex, there is a good chance you are doing something wrong.
    Yeah, it means they remembered what happened and can testify against you in a court of law.

    Dynagrip on
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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    holy crap, oboro's back

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    also to chime in on evilbob's sitch, to hell with the deets and the numbers man just do the mad-wild

    curb stomp her heart yo
    See, this here is the main problem. At least half my social life at the moment is based around that bar and the regulars there. She has known them longer than I and except for a couple is probably better friends with them. I mess her around and it will not be a pleasant place to visit.

    evilbob on
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    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Like a bad lobster in a dark cellar Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
    Use the mom as an in with the daughter. It worked in The Graduate.
    Sorry, I'm not into 13 year olds.

    evilbob on
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    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Nothing hotter than when a girl cries after sex, am I right?
    I wouldn't know.
    :(
    I'm lying, it's not a good thing. If a girl cries after sex, there is a good chance you are doing something wrong.
    The woman's state at the very end of The 40-Year-Old Virgin (just prior to when Carrel breaks out into song) is a pretty accurate portrayal of the physical reaction I tend to hope to provoke from my partner.

    Loren Michael on
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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.

    That does not matter.

    fixed.

    That was the point I was going for.

    LaOs on
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Proto wrote: »
    holy crap, oboro's back
    Oboro has been popping in and out the past few weeks.

    Dynagrip on
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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Fucking Space Marines.

    They definitely won't cry after sex.

    Johannen on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think a film about Madonna's gradual transformation into a zombie (or possibly a lich) deserves some kind of film. Starring Bruce Campbell.

    She is in fucking amazing shape right now. It's a little crazy.

    Yeah, but it is that weird ageless Aes Sedai good shape of plastic surgery.

    Ha... that actually fits!

    Perhaps the love of homosexuals gives her power.

    Is it the One Power, though? I think it's tainted either way.

    Nothing is more pure than a dude sticking it in another dude.
    seriously though, the first time you find a boy that also likes other boys and then you do things with him is like a peal of angel music.

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.

    That does not matter.

    fixed.

    So you decided to replace a rhetorical question with a statement which in essence means the same thing. I don't think that was the point of this exercise. See me after class.

    Meiz on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think a film about Madonna's gradual transformation into a zombie (or possibly a lich) deserves some kind of film. Starring Bruce Campbell.

    She is in fucking amazing shape right now. It's a little crazy.

    Yeah, but it is that weird ageless Aes Sedai good shape of plastic surgery.

    Ha... that actually fits!

    Perhaps the love of homosexuals gives her power.

    Is it the One Power, though? I think it's tainted either way.

    Nothing is more pure than a dude sticking it in another dude.
    seriously though, the first time you find a boy that also likes other boys and then you do things with him is like a peal of angel music.
    Right. My bad... I was saying Madonna's power is tainted, but now realise that it was the love that homosexuals share that gives her power, like a battery. I thought you meant it was her love of homosexuals that gave her power.

    LaOs on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Madonna does some good dance music.

    Loren Michael on
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