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Choose Your Own Adventure - Vampire: The Masquerade: Nightlife

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Deliver the package right away.

    It's our first job and we're on a schedule.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Deliver the package right away.

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    drink away!

    After he did say to get used to the place.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Deliver the package right away

    Then we can come back and enjoy ourselves.

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Deliver the package right away

    Then we can come back and enjoy ourselves.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Deliver the package right away

    Then we can come back and enjoy ourselves.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Deliver the package
    Don't want to get tipsy before we head out to deliver the package, that way lies continued unemployment.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Deliver that damned package!

    Its my first job and I wasnt even supposed to come in today!

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    You take public transit to the address. The bus is empty and quiet. As you hold the package, you're overcome with curiosity. It's just a small piece of tape holding it together, so you could easily open it and close it without being detected.

    Do you open the box?

  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    No. Why jeopardize our new job (without getting drunk first)?

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Pfffft

    The obvious thing to do is deliver the package.

    So obviously the drinking option

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  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    More like SlowBra.

  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Not to be confused with slowbrah.jpg

    blahmcblah on
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Oh uh uh uh uh uh

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    No

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I blame the lack of illustration.

    And reading comprehension.

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  • BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    blahmcblah wrote: »
    No. Why jeopardize our new job (without getting drunk first)?

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    YES!!》open it!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    i passed up drinks for this. open sesame!

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    blahmcblah wrote: »
    No. Why jeopardize our new job (without getting drunk first)?

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    No, but we better ask the recipient what's in the box.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I'm going to be out for most of today, expect updates tomorrow

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Don't open it.
    I don't want to get weirded out by the blood vial.

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    No

  • Twenty SidedTwenty Sided Registered User regular
    No.
    You never know if you're being tested.
    If they wanted it to be secure they'd have used a lot more tape so that the only way to get into the package is to practically destroy the box.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    No.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    If I didn't know this was a Vampire:TM game, then I'd be all for cracking that box open and getting a look at whatever illicit drugs we are smuggling across the city.
    However, I do know that, so I can't change me vote. Don't want to appear untrustworthy in front of a vampire, that just has "random unemployed person found exsanguinated in a dark alleyway" written all over it.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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    You arrive at the package destination. It's in a charming little neighbourhood, and the house looks well maintained. You are pretty sure you are delivering something innocent. You slip the package through the doggy door and go back to the club.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    A couple of weeks pass, and you get your first paycheque. It's large - so large that you try and talk about it with Paul, but he dismisses your concerns and tells you to enjoy the cash. So, you do. You go out with your friends more. Your body adjusts to the night schedule, and you come to enjoy dropping off packages and getting paid for it. You also spend a lot of time on the clock talking and joking with Paul. He has a lame sense of humour, but he's kind and interesting.

    One day you walk into Paul's office and he's not there. Instead, there's a woman.

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    "You must be Paul's errand girl." she says. She doesn't smile.

    What do you say?
    1) "Hi, I'm Frances." (offer hand)
    2) "You must be his business partner."
    3) (SHELTERED) "Are you supposed to be smoking in here?"

  • BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    "You must be his business partner."

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    Boozer wrote: »
    "You must be his business partner."

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    (SHELTERED) "Are you supposed to be smoking in here?"

    Always go blue.

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    (SHELTERED) "Are you supposed to be smoking in here?"

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    "You must be his business partner."

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    (SHELTERED) "Are you supposed to be smoking in here?"

    Always go blue.

  • Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    (SHELTERED) "Are you supposed to be smoking in here?"

    Always go blue.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    1) "Hi, I'm Frances." (offer hand)

    Be polite!

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2013
    (SHELTERED) "Are you supposed to be smoking in here?"

    She smirks. "My house, my rules, kid. I appreciate the effort to keep the place sparklin' though. It's a losing effort, but glad to see someone with some respect. My name is Elaine, Paul and I run the joint. You ready for an expansion of your job duties?"

    1) Yes, of course?
    2) What do you mean?
    3) No, I'm happy with this.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    Yes, of course.

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Yes, of course?

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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