This was fucking hilarious as a Swede. Tomtar are mythical dudes, tiny ones, that skulk around your farm and help out with various tasks while you're asleep. In gratitude you leave porrige outside the door at night to thank them.
Seeing them as enemies in a dungeon was very slapstick for me.
compel me in 3 sentences or less not to make your new thing ITT Tech guy.
I've talked about it ad nauseum in [chat].
I'm surprised it's taken you this long.
You should make fun of yourself.
Protip
When a guy who has a picture of Tom Hiddleston in full Loki regalia on his wall with pink hearts around it and fancies himself a trickster demigod, perhaps it's best not to mock him.
But you went to ITT Tech, I can't expect you to have the whiz bang education of a Full Sail Graduate.
That's way too many words for me to read.
...because you went to ITT Tech
Well at least I don't watch MLP.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
compel me in 3 sentences or less not to make your new thing ITT Tech guy.
I've talked about it ad nauseum in [chat].
I'm surprised it's taken you this long.
You should make fun of yourself.
Protip
When a guy who has a picture of Tom Hiddleston in full Loki regalia on his wall with pink hearts around it and fancies himself a trickster demigod, perhaps it's best not to mock him.
But you went to ITT Tech, I can't expect you to have the whiz bang education of a Full Sail Graduate.
That's way too many words for me to read.
...because you went to ITT Tech
Well at least I don't watch MLP.
Neither do I, and if you had reading comprehension granted by an education with transferable credits, you'd know that.
My checking account balance is less than my upcoming (2003) car payment. AM NOT FIVE FIGURE BALLIN
Wait how are you still paying off a 2003 car?
I'm on the last year of a 2008 car that was a year old when I got it.
bought car used.
took out 60 month loan?
had $5000 miles on it, was $3000 less than blue book.
If I sold it right now I could make a profit of almost $8,000 back to the dealer. It was a really good buy. That's after I pay off the rest of my loan.
3,000 less than KBB... and 5 years later you can trade it back to the dealer for 5,000 above the old KBB BUY cost?
What am I missing here?
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Holy shitfuck...
only 9 months before i'm done with school...
That is, if i don't decide to get right back in it in computer science...
i dont know how to interact with them and i feel like squishing my face up and acting excited about whatever they are excited about is weird and inappropriate
god damn you chris hansen
imagine they are an adult who really likes pokemon
then talk to them
This is exactly right. Kids will humor an adult who does a fake put-on with them and makes faces and censors themselves and feigns interest in the things they say. By man, if you talk with them earnestly, speak to them like a peer, listen to what they have to say, demonstrate actual knowledge of the things they like, and show emotions other than saccharine condescension, they will love you so hard and cling to your leg and try to make sure you cannot leave.
I was at my niece's 7 year old's birthday party the other day (oh dear god I'm old now kill me) playing minecraft on my ipad which somehow elicited the herd of children to cluster around me and begin an indepth discussion about minecraft and surprisingly one of the third graders there proudly championed the "PC MASTER RACE" platform it was so adorable
A coworker's 8 year old daughter was playing minecraft in his office and I told her the crafting recipe for a jukebox, told her to put in a record and she looked at me like I was a wizard.
These kids with older parents don't know that they narrowly missed having members of the coolest generation raise them! That's right, 9 year old! We can internet and text! We're hip, we share twerk gifs.
So I forwarded the What The Fox Say video to my kids when it appeared in [chat] last week.
Today my son came home and told me that people at his school were singing it, and how the hell do I see this stuff before he does. This also happened with Gangnam Style...
my point is, thank you [chat] you are making me look like an internet wizard.
+4
Madpandasuburbs west of chicagoRegistered Userregular
The lowish level bg's are mostly people leveling, the 20-24 bg (Thidraki) is usually heavy pvp with people having alts geared up just for that bg, the next one is 35-39 i think molvik and then cathal valley at 45-49. The other bg's you get some pvp but its mainly leveling.
Please stop making me post about this there is a new wow patch and final fantasy and oh god did you say the free trial is back?
My checking account balance is less than my upcoming (2003) car payment. AM NOT FIVE FIGURE BALLIN
Wait how are you still paying off a 2003 car?
I'm on the last year of a 2008 car that was a year old when I got it.
bought car used.
took out 60 month loan?
had $5000 miles on it, was $3000 less than blue book.
If I sold it right now I could make a profit of almost $8,000 back to the dealer. It was a really good buy. That's after I pay off the rest of my loan.
3,000 less than KBB... and 5 years later you can trade it back to the dealer for 5,000 above the old KBB BUY cost?
What am I missing here?
The gas crises around 2008 and everyone trying to get rid of their SUVs. And now my SUV is one of the in-demand 'styles'.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
compel me in 3 sentences or less not to make your new thing ITT Tech guy.
I've talked about it ad nauseum in [chat].
I'm surprised it's taken you this long.
You should make fun of yourself.
Protip
When a guy who has a picture of Tom Hiddleston in full Loki regalia on his wall with pink hearts around it and fancies himself a trickster demigod, perhaps it's best not to mock him.
But you went to ITT Tech, I can't expect you to have the whiz bang education of a Full Sail Graduate.
That's way too many words for me to read.
...because you went to ITT Tech
Well at least I don't watch MLP.
Neither do I, and if you had reading comprehension granted by an education with transferable credits, you'd know that.
It was a point in my favor, is what I'm saying.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
The lowish level bg's are mostly people leveling, the 20-24 bg (Thidraki) is usually heavy pvp with people having alts geared up just for that bg, the next one is 35-39 i think molvik and then cathal valley at 45-49. The other bg's you get some pvp but its mainly leveling.
Please stop making me post about this there is a new wow patch and final fantasy and oh god did you say the free trial is back?
2 weeks. Not sure if it has a level limit.
I think part of me is too lazy to do the first 20 levels of DAoC anymore. I played for so long with the /level command.
I want to try out my original account but that would cost money. But I am curious where my 50 Paladin, my 48 hammermaster and 45 warden ended up.
Man I wish unchained was out like now. So I could just play it and not have to worry about some of DAoC's clunky bits.
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
My checking account balance is less than my upcoming (2003) car payment. AM NOT FIVE FIGURE BALLIN
Wait how are you still paying off a 2003 car?
I'm on the last year of a 2008 car that was a year old when I got it.
bought car used.
took out 60 month loan?
had $5000 miles on it, was $3000 less than blue book.
If I sold it right now I could make a profit of almost $8,000 back to the dealer. It was a really good buy. That's after I pay off the rest of my loan.
3,000 less than KBB... and 5 years later you can trade it back to the dealer for 5,000 above the old KBB BUY cost?
What am I missing here?
The gas crises around 2008 and everyone trying to get rid of their SUVs. And now my SUV is one of the in-demand 'styles'.
compel me in 3 sentences or less not to make your new thing ITT Tech guy.
I've talked about it ad nauseum in [chat].
I'm surprised it's taken you this long.
You should make fun of yourself.
Protip
When a guy who has a picture of Tom Hiddleston in full Loki regalia on his wall with pink hearts around it and fancies himself a trickster demigod, perhaps it's best not to mock him.
But you went to ITT Tech, I can't expect you to have the whiz bang education of a Full Sail Graduate.
That's way too many words for me to read.
...because you went to ITT Tech
Well at least I don't watch MLP.
Neither do I, and if you had reading comprehension granted by an education with transferable credits, you'd know that.
It was a point in my favor, is what I'm saying.
To be fair, the people at ITT Tech probably do think friendship is magic.
The lowish level bg's are mostly people leveling, the 20-24 bg (Thidraki) is usually heavy pvp with people having alts geared up just for that bg, the next one is 35-39 i think molvik and then cathal valley at 45-49. The other bg's you get some pvp but its mainly leveling.
Please stop making me post about this there is a new wow patch and final fantasy and oh god did you say the free trial is back?
2 weeks. Not sure if it has a level limit.
I think part of me is too lazy to do the first 20 levels of DAoC anymore. I played for so long with the /level command.
I want to try out my original account but that would cost money. But I am curious where my 50 Paladin, my 48 hammermaster and 45 warden ended up.
Man I wish unchained was out like now. So I could just play it and not have to worry about some of DAoC's clunky bits.
Oh, they used to have a return to camelot campaign where you could reactivate an old account for 2 weeks every ~6 months for free, thought that was back.
My checking account balance is less than my upcoming (2003) car payment. AM NOT FIVE FIGURE BALLIN
Wait how are you still paying off a 2003 car?
I'm on the last year of a 2008 car that was a year old when I got it.
bought car used.
took out 60 month loan?
had $5000 miles on it, was $3000 less than blue book.
If I sold it right now I could make a profit of almost $8,000 back to the dealer. It was a really good buy. That's after I pay off the rest of my loan.
3,000 less than KBB... and 5 years later you can trade it back to the dealer for 5,000 above the old KBB BUY cost?
What am I missing here?
The gas crises around 2008 and everyone trying to get rid of their SUVs. And now my SUV is one of the in-demand 'styles'.
What magical model is this?
Ford Escape.
I had a letter from them they wanted to buy back all Ford Escapes up until 2006. Though that's probably no longer valid, but I could still make a profit selling it to the dealer, just not quite $newcar levels.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
There was a topic in /AskMen like "So what's up with this whole Men's Rights thing? Is that legitimate?
edit: oh god my inbox
edit2: I regret this decision immediately"
+1
TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
This is the worst, quit taking minoxidil cause it was making my head WAY too itchy and I still feel miserable a couple days later.
compel me in 3 sentences or less not to make your new thing ITT Tech guy.
I've talked about it ad nauseum in [chat].
I'm surprised it's taken you this long.
You should make fun of yourself.
Protip
When a guy who has a picture of Tom Hiddleston in full Loki regalia on his wall with pink hearts around it and fancies himself a trickster demigod, perhaps it's best not to mock him.
But you went to ITT Tech, I can't expect you to have the whiz bang education of a Full Sail Graduate.
That's way too many words for me to read.
...because you went to ITT Tech
Well at least I don't watch MLP.
Neither do I, and if you had reading comprehension granted by an education with transferable credits, you'd know that.
It was a point in my favor, is what I'm saying.
To be fair, the people at ITT Tech probably do think friendship is magic.
Dark magic they are unable to cast.
It's really kind of surreal they latch onto their employed grads like leeches. They wanted me to do one of those videos too. I offered to do it for half the cost of my loans. They said no. They weren't even going to pay for the plane ticket.
That was probably the most sarcastic laugh I've ever given anyone.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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fuck's sake just shut it all down
Lol "Nisse's lair"!
This was fucking hilarious as a Swede. Tomtar are mythical dudes, tiny ones, that skulk around your farm and help out with various tasks while you're asleep. In gratitude you leave porrige outside the door at night to thank them.
Seeing them as enemies in a dungeon was very slapstick for me.
Well at least I don't watch MLP.
Stop with DAoC or I'll want to play it again.
Guyyyss.
I did a free trial recently.
A lot easier to level a bit now. Which is good.
Though the early battlegrounds just had people farming. I was the only nerd trying to kill people and failing at it.
Neither do I, and if you had reading comprehension granted by an education with transferable credits, you'd know that.
3,000 less than KBB... and 5 years later you can trade it back to the dealer for 5,000 above the old KBB BUY cost?
What am I missing here?
only 9 months before i'm done with school...
That is, if i don't decide to get right back in it in computer science...
Nah, i'm gonna need to get a jerb at some point.
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I mean I think everyone agrees that internet ads are dumb but
what the hell does
*Important Info
mean?
twitch.tv/tehsloth
there's going to be a quiz later and they're teaching to the test
So I forwarded the What The Fox Say video to my kids when it appeared in [chat] last week.
Today my son came home and told me that people at his school were singing it, and how the hell do I see this stuff before he does. This also happened with Gangnam Style...
my point is, thank you [chat] you are making me look like an internet wizard.
Please stop making me post about this there is a new wow patch and final fantasy and oh god did you say the free trial is back?
Steam/PSN/XBL/Minecraft / LoL / - Benevicious | WoW - Duckwood - Rajhek
The gas crises around 2008 and everyone trying to get rid of their SUVs. And now my SUV is one of the in-demand 'styles'.
It was a point in my favor, is what I'm saying.
I am a MRA AMA
Wow
Such organize
Much prepare
Ready for anything
So schedule
wow
He just stared at me for a minute, then facepalmed and walked away going No... no... please no...
it means its important info can you read
2 weeks. Not sure if it has a level limit.
I think part of me is too lazy to do the first 20 levels of DAoC anymore. I played for so long with the /level command.
I want to try out my original account but that would cost money. But I am curious where my 50 Paladin, my 48 hammermaster and 45 warden ended up.
Man I wish unchained was out like now. So I could just play it and not have to worry about some of DAoC's clunky bits.
How do you feel about this Matriarchal Gynocracy we are constrained by?
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What magical model is this?
my nephew is a decade older than I am
You're more hip than your son, actually. Your son is part of the generation that benefits from the internet, but doesn't really do anything with it.
To ably source info on the claim along with all the other disclosure bs for car ads
To be fair, the people at ITT Tech probably do think friendship is magic.
Dark magic they are unable to cast.
Oh, they used to have a return to camelot campaign where you could reactivate an old account for 2 weeks every ~6 months for free, thought that was back.
Steam/PSN/XBL/Minecraft / LoL / - Benevicious | WoW - Duckwood - Rajhek
how does that work you're in dog years is your nephew also a dog or is a hamster or something
You are such a dick.
I kinda want to talk about crazy habsburgs
But I am intimidated by the size of the history thread.
What if someone has already talked about it?
Ford Escape.
I had a letter from them they wanted to buy back all Ford Escapes up until 2006. Though that's probably no longer valid, but I could still make a profit selling it to the dealer, just not quite $newcar levels.
*loads up an MMO*
i almost forgot about it.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
There was a topic in /AskMen like "So what's up with this whole Men's Rights thing? Is that legitimate?
edit: oh god my inbox
edit2: I regret this decision immediately"
twitch.tv/tehsloth
My aunt is a year younger
Search for hapsburgs in the thread search box?
hah
well my family's defence is that I'm the youngest of my generation, and we're pretty spread out
what's yours
It's really kind of surreal they latch onto their employed grads like leeches. They wanted me to do one of those videos too. I offered to do it for half the cost of my loans. They said no. They weren't even going to pay for the plane ticket.
That was probably the most sarcastic laugh I've ever given anyone.