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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I work 3 jobs to pay for college

    Try working fat chicks. They're easier than jobs and they pay more.

    Larlar on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    it's how larlar put himself through shepherding school

    Starfuck on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    As well as post-shepherding school.

    Larlar on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work for EA.


    Thats all I really need to say.

    Stale on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    Go on...

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I honestly wanted to be a firefighter.

    But apparently they have restrictions vision!

    Dead Legend on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    You either need 20/20 vision or at least 98% accurate gaydar.

    Larlar on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I honestly wanted to be a firefighter.

    But apparently they have restrictions vision!

    yes

    you have to see in stereo you freak

    Stale on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    You either need 20/20 vision or at least 98% accurate gaydar.

    he's only got one eye

    EDIT: damnit stale

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    You either need 20/20 vision or at least 98% accurate gaydar.

    Are you saying you don't have an accurate gaydar?

    Zonugal on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ha!

    I outran someone



    you should feel pretty fucking worthless




    because damn

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I honestly wanted to be a firefighter.

    But apparently they have restrictions vision!

    yes

    you have to see in stereo you freak


    i have incredible eyesight in that one eye!

    you know this whole one eye thing took away many career options

    like, game warden, armed forces, firefighter

    sorely disappointed

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    Getting beat by a guy named Stale is like getting raped by Bob Oblong.

    Larlar on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I honestly wanted to be a firefighter.

    But apparently they have restrictions vision!

    yes

    you have to see in stereo you freak


    i have incredible eyesight in that one eye!

    you know this whole one eye thing took away many career options

    like, game warden, armed forces, firefighter

    sorely disappointed



    I know a game warden with one arm.

    Maybe you just need to check into other states.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I honestly wanted to be a firefighter.

    But apparently they have restrictions vision!

    yes

    you have to see in stereo you freak


    i have incredible eyesight in that one eye!

    you know this whole one eye thing took away many career options

    like, game warden, armed forces, firefighter

    sorely disappointed



    I know a game warden with one arm.

    Maybe you just need to check into other states.

    yeah i'd rather stay in texas

    Dead Legend on
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd love to be a game warden; I'd model myself after Robert Muldoon.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    DL nobody wants to stay in texas

    don't lie

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm a bartender. Sometimes I cover shifts as a waiter.

    Works pretty well.

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  • noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I sell stupid and old people computers.

    It makes me pretty good money i guess.

    I don't really like telling people what i do for a living because the pre-judge me :(

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    i work at gamestop and i need to find a new job because i get like 23 hours a week but i have full 40 hour weeks for the next two weeks so i'll put off finding a new job

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    College. Trying to get a Master's degree.

    It sucks. But I'm surviving pretty well so far.

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    I don't know what I'm doing.
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I got a call from an advertising firm today asking if I want a job. The guy said someone referred me.

    He wants to interview me at Panera's Bread.

    Is this a trap?

    <3 on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    I got a call from an advertising firm today asking if I want a job. The guy said someone referred me.

    He wants to interview me at Panera's Bread.

    Is this a trap?
    Bring lube

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    i actually at one wanted to be a lumberjack
    cutting down trees all day and getting to eat huge stacks of pancakes solid meaty meals for dinner, oh man, the life

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Checkouts at a supermarket.
    Standing in one place for 8 hours serving grumpy people.


    Yes I know the yoghurt is on its side, that is why my hand is in the bag trying to straighten them up.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wear a shirt thin enough that your nipples are visible.

    Fiz on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    Wear a shirt thin enough that your nipples are visible.

    If you mean me.

    I am male, and we have a uniform.

    The Black Hunter on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm an accountant and IT admin for a mechanical contractor. I thoroughly enjoy my job, my workplace, and 90% of the people I have to interact with. I dig my direct boss and the president.


    having a job you enjoy that pays the bills is a pretty amazing thing.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I meant <3. He has an important interview coming up and his body is his key to success.

    Fiz on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    Wear a shirt thin enough that your nipples are visible.

    If you mean me.

    I am male, and we have a uniform.

    you obviously don't know fiz very well

    Kadith on
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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm fresh into college and applying for a job at a used book store. I hope I get it so I can listen to 40's and 50's LPs all day.

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  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm currently exploring new ways to attempt suicide without actually accomplishing it so I can get some sympathy from friends and relatives.

    It's not a job per se; just a way of occupying my time, really.

    The Nothing on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Wear a shirt thin enough that your nipples are visible.

    If you mean me.

    I am male, and we have a uniform.

    you obviously don't know fiz very well

    I do not know fiz :\

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm currently exploring new ways to attempt suicide without actually accomplishing it so I can get some sympathy from friends and relatives.

    It's not a job per se; just a way of occupying my time, really.

    You could go into a bar and say "Mets suck", Mr. Posada.

    Fiz on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm currently exploring new ways to attempt suicide without actually accomplishing it so I can get some sympathy from friends and relatives.

    It's not a job per se; just a way of occupying my time, really.


    i thought you already did that
    seeing as how you never call anymore cuntbag

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    I'm currently exploring new ways to attempt suicide without actually accomplishing it so I can get some sympathy from friends and relatives.

    It's not a job per se; just a way of occupying my time, really.


    i thought you already did that
    seeing as how you never call anymore cuntbag

    Odoe, my Odoe! <3

    How I've missed you!

    Send me porn.

    The Nothing on
  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    P.S. How's the wife and kiddies doing? Still having trouble making ends meet?

    The Nothing on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    all good
    my ends now meet as they should
    nice to see someone has had a life around here

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Don't worry about sending him porn; I've taken care of that.

    Fiz on
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  • The NothingThe Nothing Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    all good
    my ends now meet as they should
    nice to see someone has had a life around here

    Haha. Don't think that my absence indicates I've had a life. :D
    Fiz wrote: »
    Don't worry about sending him porn; I've taken care of that.

    I can only blame myself for not specifying straight porn kthxbai.

    The Nothing on
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