This is just reminding me of a sketch from Mr. Show about TV edits of swear-ridden movies
it was funny stuff, though I can't remember any specifics except for footage of a thumbs up badly edited over someone giving the finger
That makes me wonder... in at least one occasion on "Buffy" Spike flashes the rude "V" sign... did that get blurred when the show was on TV in the UK? Was it even on in the UK?
Also, someone needs to link to the classic SNL skit with Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor... it's about a job interview or something.
Best line is when the priest yells "Peas and Rice!"
i saw simon pegg being interviewed on conan, and he talked about how stupid he finds the whole concept. so when they get asked to censor stuff they come up with the most ridiculous shit they possibly can.
also, mallrats:
all it took was a fat chronic blunt
I always like Cheech and Chong's next movie movie where they go to the guy's Diamond feild and the aliens teach them how to fly. There's also a small sub plot about a day care or something? I havn't seen it in years but it was great when I did.
I always like Cheech and Chong's next movie movie where they go to the guy's Diamond feild and the aliens teach them how to fly. There's also a small sub plot about a day care or something? I havn't seen it in years but it was great when I did.
I remember catching Private Parts on USA Network once.
The movie was so censored that at times it would literally pause, and Howard Stern would come out and explain what was going on in the scene. Then he would say something like "By the way, this chick is really hot when she's not completely blurred out, so go buy the video".
Ferris Bueller when Cameron is talking to the principal on the phone
"Pardon my french, but you're an idiot!"
Oh shit, the TV version of Ferris is a classic!
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal in his fist, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
"We can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of tin."
"Its not a piece of tin."
"It is a piece of tin. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of tin. I have to envy yours."
I was watching bad boys the other day. I don't understand why they show violent films if they're going to edit everything out. That or, apparently when you fire a gun at anything other than a car driving off it somehow forces the editor to cut to something else and people just stop showing up in the movie.
I always like Cheech and Chong's next movie movie where they go to the guy's Diamond feild and the aliens teach them how to fly. There's also a small sub plot about a day care or something? I havn't seen it in years but it was great when I did.
wtf are you talking about
"Cheech and Chong's Next Movie", Cheech's cousin Red comes down form the mountains or something, and in the original he found a field full of pot, and he and Chong go on high adventures it ended with them going to the pot field and getting abducted by aliens and given space coke. In the TV edit Red found a diamond feild, and aliens still abduct them, but it's to teach them to fly.
The last scene ofe the movie before it becauses animated Cheech snorts soem of the coke goes all Frankenstein busts through the wall of thier house and falls out into space. the TV version when Chong gets back "Man we saw aliens, and they had hot chicks!" it cuts to Cheech busting through the wall, it made no sense but was awesome.
Die Hard 2 is incredible edited. I only wish I could find some examples
Ah, yes. The "I HATE PEOPLE" sign.
Actually, that was in Die Hard With A Vengeance
Die Hard 2 had such gems such as "Get off your fat feet." instead of "fat ass."
The I HATE PEOPLE sign was the original. They didn't want to put that word on a sign and send Willis out into the world with it, so the TV version is the unedited one.
I hate the bikini drawing thing. They did it for a TV version of Showgirls that I watched about 5 minutes of before I realized that the boobies were so close, yet so far away.
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it was funny stuff, though I can't remember any specifics except for footage of a thumbs up badly edited over someone giving the finger
That makes me wonder... in at least one occasion on "Buffy" Spike flashes the rude "V" sign... did that get blurred when the show was on TV in the UK? Was it even on in the UK?
Also, someone needs to link to the classic SNL skit with Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor... it's about a job interview or something.
Kiss my ANT you MOTHERFATHER
I didn't know that
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?ei=UTF-8&b=10&vid=597861&gid=643000
That's because Brits hate peace.
Evidence: The French and Indian War. They couldn't pick just one.
i saw simon pegg being interviewed on conan, and he talked about how stupid he finds the whole concept. so when they get asked to censor stuff they come up with the most ridiculous shit they possibly can.
also, mallrats:
all it took was a fat chronic blunt
becomes
all it took was a fat cruddy punch
I've seen this one as "Yippie Kai Yay, Mr. Falcon!"
I'm pretty sure it's "Mister Falcon."
"Hey Colonel Chowhead! You can kiss my eye!"
"Pardon my french, but you're an idiot!"
You know why you didn't notice that sign? Because storing dead african americans ain't my rooty toot tootin' business!
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Oh god I'm still laughing.
So hard.
Actually, that was in Die Hard With A Vengeance
Die Hard 2 had such gems such as "Get off your fat feet." instead of "fat ass."
wtf are you talking about
"My name's Buck, and I'm here to party..."
What did they do about the violence?
Or what that trucker dude was going to do?
The movie was so censored that at times it would literally pause, and Howard Stern would come out and explain what was going on in the scene. Then he would say something like "By the way, this chick is really hot when she's not completely blurred out, so go buy the video".
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They cut so much out it wasn't even worth watching any more.
The CBC was cool though, totally uncensored when they played it.
My life is complete.
Oh shit, the TV version of Ferris is a classic!
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal in his fist, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
"We can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of tin."
"Its not a piece of tin."
"It is a piece of tin. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of tin. I have to envy yours."
there's this one scene where bruce willis is talking to his ex-comrade
he goes 'urgh, i just found a picture of you'
'how do i look?'
'like shit.'
in the edit he just goes 'urgh' again and it's about ten times funnier
i'm buck and i'm here to party
and
partywagon
godddd
All of it.
It's not even coherent anymore.
thats Die Hard with a Vengeance
which had "melon farmer" like every other sentence
Where Sophie gets her arm cut off and blood is spraying out as if she was trying to put out a large fire?
Still happens on TV. Except there's no blood. She's just swinging a stump around, and then in the next scene the floor is red.
"Cheech and Chong's Next Movie", Cheech's cousin Red comes down form the mountains or something, and in the original he found a field full of pot, and he and Chong go on high adventures it ended with them going to the pot field and getting abducted by aliens and given space coke. In the TV edit Red found a diamond feild, and aliens still abduct them, but it's to teach them to fly.
The last scene ofe the movie before it becauses animated Cheech snorts soem of the coke goes all Frankenstein busts through the wall of thier house and falls out into space. the TV version when Chong gets back "Man we saw aliens, and they had hot chicks!" it cuts to Cheech busting through the wall, it made no sense but was awesome.
The I HATE PEOPLE sign was the original. They didn't want to put that word on a sign and send Willis out into the world with it, so the TV version is the unedited one.