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*usher voice* ♪ se++ confessions ♪

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHK2nzVcU5U

hey guys it's been a little over a year since i made the last confessions thread which i think is a good amount of time to have between confessions threads

the way this works is: you post a confession in the thread or you can leave an anonymous confession if you want here http://seplusplusconfessions.tumblr.com/ and i'll post it in the thread for you. just click the "ask me anything" link and pour your heart out if you want

i've got discretion re: posting anonymous confessions

that means if you submit something weird or creepy i can (and most likely will) choose to not post it in this here thread

luckily i didn't have a problem with that last year

so with all that said

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confess away!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    OH yeah i forgot to lead off with my own confession

    CONFESSION: i'm 28 and have never had a real job and after failing the bar exam three times i'm afraid i'll end up living at home for the rest of my days

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I constantly find myself enjoying Miley Cyrus songs.

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    ImperatorXXVImperatorXXV Registered User regular
    I enjoy webcomics

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    I enjoy webcomics

    disgusting

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I am about to become 28, and I too have also never had a real job. Though that might change in the next couple of months?

    Fingers crossed!

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I enjoy webcomics

    you disgust me

    at least make that shit anonymous so i don't have to be reminded of it every time you post

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I think I might be depressed, either that or I'm just an lazy asshole.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I think I might be depressed, either that or I'm just an lazy asshole.

    I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Just turned out I was really bored.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    OH yeah i forgot to lead off with my own confession

    CONFESSION: i'm 28 and have never had a real job and after failing the bar exam three times i'm afraid i'll end up living at home for the rest of my days

    you should do what I did

    anything other than practice law

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    we got a submission!
    I feel like I'm not respected at all and people just use my opinions as a scapegoat, not that I actually have reasons for how I feel.

    i wish i had more info on this!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    OH yeah i forgot to lead off with my own confession

    CONFESSION: i'm 28 and have never had a real job and after failing the bar exam three times i'm afraid i'll end up living at home for the rest of my days

    you should do what I did

    anything other than practice law
    easier said than done down here unfortunately

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    I constantly find myself enjoying Miley Cyrus songs.

    My confession has to be that I found the REAL Miley Cyrus song "Wrecking Ball" to be funnier than all the parodies out there. Like... really really really hilarious. It had to be intentional to make the song that bad.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    My first semester at college, I used to masturbate while my roommate was in the room. I thought i was being discreet until about a month in he finally said something.

    thread's already paying off

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    IT'S SO CATCHY!

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    I'm...not gay

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I think I'm damn near suicidally depressed

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    i don't understand why this thread is a thing

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    that's my confession

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Confession: I think I may be a bit of a ho

    It's pretty awesome

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i think crwth smells

    this is messed up and not what this thread is for!!!!!

    oh and to the person who sent me a ~controversial~ anonymous confession
    i think i might wait a bit before i post it

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Because some people want a chance to get stuff off their chests anonymously, and other people enjoy reading someone elses embarrassing confessions.

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Dammit @crwth I want to see it!

    CONFESSION: CRWTH IS MY LEAST FAVORITE FORUMER

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    ImperatorXXVImperatorXXV Registered User regular
    Over the past 4 hours I have eaten a whole apple pie to myself.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2013
    this will be fun

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    Snowbeat on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I think I'm damn near suicidally depressed

    hey man

    that's no good

    we don't interact much but you seem like a very cool dude and also you're very handsome

    i know saying these things won't magically cure anything but personally i think it's always nice to hear

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This thread exists because it is fun and people enjoy things that are fun.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I think I'm damn near suicidally depressed

    come over for ice hockey and beers sometime

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Some days I don't even knit.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    my brain-spider pills give me dilz problems and it's really really frustrating

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Dammit crwth I want to see it!

    CONFESSION: CRWTH IS MY LEAST FAVORITE FORUMER

    wha-

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Some days I don't even knit.

    GASP

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I'm terrified of death and also being alone

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    im not afraid to die

    im scared of rollercoasters

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    boom, roasted

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Also Gatsby I saw your pics in the trans* thread and you are cute as hell.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    there was this bully in my middle school who was a real asshole to me and a bunch of other people and one day i saw him walking down these stairs and no one was around and the stairs were in such a way that i could push him and get away without him ever knowing it was me who did it so i pushed him down the stairs and he fractured his ankle

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Over the past 4 hours I have eaten a whole apple pie to myself.

    ive had nights like this! I also require the pie to be a la mode with a whole pint of ben and jerry's ice cream

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I shot a man in Reno simply to view him expiring

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    i continue to be terrified that i will never find anything in life fulfilling because deep down all i actually want to do is lay in bed and eat junk food and play video games all day every day until i die and any pretense towards something resembling a respectable life goal is just a bad attempt to hide from the sad sad truth

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Sorry, my confessions are too awful to even post here.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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