The Fifth Element is a lot of fun. It's a big bombastic action movie set in a crazy form-over-function designed futuristic world with aliens, shady weapons dealers, good vs evil, and true love. It knows exactly what it is and it has so much fun with it.
Man all I wanted was a simple video of the space marines shouting "SPACE MARINES" in big silly voices, and instead I've fallen into a veritable abyss of horrible space marine related fan videos with bad music shoved on them.
#1: A werewolf hunter tracks a werewolf aboard a transcontinental train, but does not know which passenger is the werewolf and it's going to be a full moon tonight. Now the hunter only has a few hours before sunset when the train will basically become a rolling coffin for everyone aboard.
#2: A retired professor sees a report about a grisly murder on television. At the scene of the crime there is a strange vehicle, which the professor recognizes as the completed form of the nearly-finished time machine he currently is building in his basement.
#3: A space cruiser is taking a 250 year journey across the stars to it's destination, and all of it's crew is in cold sleep. One crew member's paranoia caused him to set his cold sleep chamber to awaken him every ten years so that he could check the ship and make sure everything was okay instead of just letting the computers handle everything. However, about 140 years into the trip, he awakens to find the dead body of another crew member. All other crew members are currently frozen in their sleep chambers, but which of them awoke sometime in the last ten years to commit this murder, and why?
#4: It's the 1930s in San Fransisco, and a private investigator is looking into the death of a victim who was drained of all their blood. His investigation leads him to a dancer who goes by the name Mira Call. Unfortunately for him, during the course of his investigation he is fatally shot. As he lays in the alley dying, Mira approaches him and bears her fangs, offering him the opportunity to solve his own murder.
Mira Call is an anagram of Carmilla (famous vampire who rearranges the letters of her name when she assumes a new identity).
#5: A group of pirates are making their way back to Port Royal to spend their newly-acquired booty from a successful plunder. However, in the middle of the night they are awaken from their drunken slumber to find the cook dead on the deck and the valuable jeweled necklace missing from their acquired treasures. Will they discover the true culprit before tearing each other apart?
#6: A powerful wizard and his apprentice arrive at a local tavern, filled with various lowlifes. To the barkeep, all money is the same, so he even serves the likes of orcs and trolls. The wizard has come here as he has tracked a magical tome stolen from his library. He finds it, but turns up murdered before he can reveal the thief. Can the apprentice figure out the culprit in time to escape with her life?
#7: A bad storm knocks out the power at an island nudist resort. Unfortunately for the guests, someone also turns up shot to death that very night. Now they are trapped on the island with a murderer and unable to contact help until the storm passes and they can reach the mainland. But who is the murderer? More importantly, where did they hide the murder weapon? (Okay, this one is just a joke my friends and I used to bring up when talking about mystery story ideas)
Should I focus on one of these or keep brainstorming?
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Ok, so a wizard and his apprentice arrive at a nudist island resort full of vacationing pirates in order to track a werewolf. Suddenly, they are all abducted by aliens and placed into cold-sleep to be transported to a distant planet where they will be turned into slaves.
Fortunately, the vampire Carmilla and an old professor arrive in a time machine to rescue everyone.
Unfortunately, a half dozen different people turn up murdered under mysterious circumstances, so the apprentice must solve all the cases before those that remain board the time machine to escape the aliens.
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Honestly until today I didn't even know there were other films. Life's a school!
Foxes round here be sassy as fuck.
Did he say anything?
STEAM!
If you could be robots, how many robots would you be?
idgi
Pancakes
Wolfmens.
For reals?
Morocco
Space Egypt
strut waffles, syrup buckets built in
draculas, lady draculas are preferable to she wolfs
one boxer rebellion or apartheid era south africa
neither of you are antimatter :T
Any suggestions?
(Preferably not a comedy or romance, though elements of either are fine).
whatever the present day is in that video game series so it can end already
Okay, got a few ideas to try and develop:
#1: A werewolf hunter tracks a werewolf aboard a transcontinental train, but does not know which passenger is the werewolf and it's going to be a full moon tonight. Now the hunter only has a few hours before sunset when the train will basically become a rolling coffin for everyone aboard.
#2: A retired professor sees a report about a grisly murder on television. At the scene of the crime there is a strange vehicle, which the professor recognizes as the completed form of the nearly-finished time machine he currently is building in his basement.
#3: A space cruiser is taking a 250 year journey across the stars to it's destination, and all of it's crew is in cold sleep. One crew member's paranoia caused him to set his cold sleep chamber to awaken him every ten years so that he could check the ship and make sure everything was okay instead of just letting the computers handle everything. However, about 140 years into the trip, he awakens to find the dead body of another crew member. All other crew members are currently frozen in their sleep chambers, but which of them awoke sometime in the last ten years to commit this murder, and why?
#4: It's the 1930s in San Fransisco, and a private investigator is looking into the death of a victim who was drained of all their blood. His investigation leads him to a dancer who goes by the name Mira Call. Unfortunately for him, during the course of his investigation he is fatally shot. As he lays in the alley dying, Mira approaches him and bears her fangs, offering him the opportunity to solve his own murder.
#5: A group of pirates are making their way back to Port Royal to spend their newly-acquired booty from a successful plunder. However, in the middle of the night they are awaken from their drunken slumber to find the cook dead on the deck and the valuable jeweled necklace missing from their acquired treasures. Will they discover the true culprit before tearing each other apart?
#6: A powerful wizard and his apprentice arrive at a local tavern, filled with various lowlifes. To the barkeep, all money is the same, so he even serves the likes of orcs and trolls. The wizard has come here as he has tracked a magical tome stolen from his library. He finds it, but turns up murdered before he can reveal the thief. Can the apprentice figure out the culprit in time to escape with her life?
#7: A bad storm knocks out the power at an island nudist resort. Unfortunately for the guests, someone also turns up shot to death that very night. Now they are trapped on the island with a murderer and unable to contact help until the storm passes and they can reach the mainland. But who is the murderer? More importantly, where did they hide the murder weapon? (Okay, this one is just a joke my friends and I used to bring up when talking about mystery story ideas)
Should I focus on one of these or keep brainstorming?
I can't pick a favourite between #1 and #3 though.
So write both of them please. 8->
Fortunately, the vampire Carmilla and an old professor arrive in a time machine to rescue everyone.
Unfortunately, a half dozen different people turn up murdered under mysterious circumstances, so the apprentice must solve all the cases before those that remain board the time machine to escape the aliens.
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