Die Hard 2 is incredible edited. I only wish I could find some examples
Ah, yes. The "I HATE PEOPLE" sign.
Actually, that was in Die Hard With A Vengeance
Die Hard 2 had such gems such as "Get off your fat feet." instead of "fat ass."
The I HATE PEOPLE sign was the original. They didn't want to put that word on a sign and send Willis out into the world with it, so the TV version is the unedited one.
uh they filmed both on the same day so they could use the people one on later tv broadcasts
Oh, also, apparently for Swordfish they drew a bikini over Halle Berry's tits.
Actually, that's an alternate version of that scene, apparently shot for TV. If you watch it closely, you can see/hear minor differences in the way Halle acts/says her lines.
Also, I know a couple of DH2 TV edits were posted just above, but here is a collection of them.
I can't remember what movie but at one point the one of the characters says that if this other dude is a cop he'll "suck your dick" but in TV he says "sing and dance."
So then later on they find out that the dude is a cop and he's like "HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SING AND DANCE" so the guy gets on his knees in front of him
Or something like this
Goddamn this was a long ass time ago
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They showed The Big Lebowski "uncensored" really late once on Comedy Central. Which meant all the swearing was still there, but the boobs were blurred out.
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Halle Berry's tits were a disappointment and nowhere near worth watching Swordfish for. If you're going to watch it, just watch the parts where innocent people get blown up because they're wearing C-4 vests loaded with ball bearings, turning them into human claymore mines.
Wait, no one has mentioned the TV-edit version of "Private Parts" (the Howard Stern Movie)? I didn't even mention it in my previous post?
Man, that stuff is gold! The movie literally pauses as Howard Stern walks onto the screen, and explains the bullshit editing about to happen at least twice in the movie... honestly I find it funnier and more poignant than the original. (So not exactly line editing, but yeah...)
The last two lines of the for-TV Office Space are just:
"A!"
"A."
I like how in Office Space they just bleeped the profanities out, and blurred out the scene of brief nudity, rather than trying to replace it with something else.
I feel that, overall, it did much less violence to the movie.
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uh they filmed both on the same day so they could use the people one on later tv broadcasts
Is there any reason, other than Halle Barry's tits, to watch Swordfish?
not really
but they were very nice
" i cross bred a bulldog and a shitzu. i call it a bullSHOUT"
the overdub for the last part is really loud compared to the rest of his statement.
But they've had MORE sex than you. If anything, it should be awkward for them, seeing all this sexual stuff while seated next to some kid.
I never looked at it that way.
Just can't remember what they changed Bill Murray's line to after that.
Oh man, this was so worth tracking down.
http://www.badtvedits.com/clips/DH2%20Clean%20-%20Yippie.mov
It's such a "comic book villian bad guy" kind of voice.
This ain't bad either: http://www.badtvedits.com/clips/DH2%20Clean%20-%20Metal%20Detectors.mov
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Actually, that's an alternate version of that scene, apparently shot for TV. If you watch it closely, you can see/hear minor differences in the way Halle acts/says her lines.
Also, I know a couple of DH2 TV edits were posted just above, but here is a collection of them.
"It's true your honor. The man is some kind of rodent."
I am pretty sure that was an alternate take they used and not just a dubbed line.
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So then later on they find out that the dude is a cop and he's like "HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SING AND DANCE" so the guy gets on his knees in front of him
Or something like this
Goddamn this was a long ass time ago
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
"A!"
"A."
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Somewhere in Jackie Brown Samuel, L. Jackson's character says something like "I intend to GET my mutual fund money!" I always loved that one.
Man, that stuff is gold! The movie literally pauses as Howard Stern walks onto the screen, and explains the bullshit editing about to happen at least twice in the movie... honestly I find it funnier and more poignant than the original. (So not exactly line editing, but yeah...)
If they have the TV cut on the DVD, I might actually be willing to spend money on it.
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Well uhhh carry on then.
Dude you totally missed a chance for a high five.
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I like how in Office Space they just bleeped the profanities out, and blurred out the scene of brief nudity, rather than trying to replace it with something else.
I feel that, overall, it did much less violence to the movie.
"Give me the keys, you fairy godmother!"
...five times. It's great.
"You melon farmer."
"Kiss my SANDWICH!"
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Forget it...
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awesome.
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I hate people