If that AC3 trailer was accurate, then the moment Conner was seen by one of those redcoats, every of them would have descended upon him like wasps on jam and any time he tried that running fighting shit they'd have fucked him up right proper.
Then after he'd beaten all 20 of them, the actual assassination would have just been another fight, but the guy blocks a bit more.
Aaargh the actual assassination that trailer is based upon is probably the worst one in the entire series. It's AC's 'pull down the star destroyer' sequence.
Of all the things that make sense with seeing clips from a game about pirates in the 1600s
Drake
Pirate...history...senses...tingling...
MustholditinBRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH the game actually takes place in the 1700s because that's when the "golden age of pirates" came about from 1715 to 1725 and it's based on a variety of factors it's really quite fascinating
I just finished Beyond. I need at least a day to condense all the batshit.
Super pretty to watch, but man, I don't know.
so
what was the stupid fucking plot logic in the aftermath of Somalia
Let me count the stupid plot logics...
1.) Magic white woman heals injured African child
2.) African child then helps you slaughter dozens of...
3.) His fathers soldiers?
4.) Because his father is really the president of Somalia?...WTF?
5.) And being the stupidest fucking CIA agent ever, you assasinate him before even realizing who he is. Way to keep up on foreign affairs or even read a briefing docket, you dolt. How do you not know that? It's the fucking CIA. What were you even studying in that 20 minute training montage?
6.) Not to mention before that occurs you magically leap from an exploding truck with said child. How the hell did that happen?
7.) Oh and then afterwards you learn that you're terrible at your job, so you jump out of a fucking helicopter.
8.) And then the evil American general gives the perfect muahaha speech.
And don't even get me started on Ellen Page crying in this game. I swear she got paid by the tear. Every fifteen minutes she'd start bawling again.
After all that I probably missed what you were referencing, but Jesus Christ, my head. It hurts.
I just finished Beyond. I need at least a day to condense all the batshit.
Super pretty to watch, but man, I don't know.
so
what was the stupid fucking plot logic in the aftermath of Somalia
Let me count the stupid plot logics...
1.) Magic white woman heals injured African child
2.) African child then helps you slaughter dozens of...
3.) His fathers soldiers?
4.) Because his father is really the president of Somalia?...WTF?
5.) And being the stupidest fucking CIA agent ever, you assasinate him before even realizing who he is. Way to keep up on foreign affairs or even read a briefing docket, you dolt. How do you not know that? It's the fucking CIA. What were you even studying in that 20 minute training montage?
6.) Not to mention before that occurs you magically leap from an exploding truck with said child. How the hell did that happen?
7.) Oh and then afterwards you learn that your terrible at your job, so you jump out of a fucking helicopter.
8.) And then the evil American general gives the perfect muahaha speech.
And don't even get me started on Ellen Page crying in this game. I swear she got paid by the tear. Every fifteen minutes she'd start bawling again.
After all that I probably missed what you were referencing, but Jesus Christ, my head. It hurts.
bolded is the problem I had
also his father was the dude you possessed, not the president
but yeah, number 5 was what pushed me over the edge
I just finished Beyond. I need at least a day to condense all the batshit.
Super pretty to watch, but man, I don't know.
so
what was the stupid fucking plot logic in the aftermath of Somalia
Let me count the stupid plot logics...
1.) Magic white woman heals injured African child
2.) African child then helps you slaughter dozens of...
3.) His fathers soldiers?
4.) Because his father is really the president of Somalia?...WTF?
5.) And being the stupidest fucking CIA agent ever, you assasinate him before even realizing who he is. Way to keep up on foreign affairs or even read a briefing docket, you dolt. How do you not know that? It's the fucking CIA. What were you even studying in that 20 minute training montage?
6.) Not to mention before that occurs you magically leap from an exploding truck with said child. How the hell did that happen?
7.) Oh and then afterwards you learn that your terrible at your job, so you jump out of a fucking helicopter.
8.) And then the evil American general gives the perfect muahaha speech.
And don't even get me started on Ellen Page crying in this game. I swear she got paid by the tear. Every fifteen minutes she'd start bawling again.
After all that I probably missed what you were referencing, but Jesus Christ, my head. It hurts.
bolded is the problem I had
also his father was the dude you possessed, not the president
but yeah, number 5 was what pushed me over the edge
See, I just assumed it was what I wrote because David Cage.
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bummer
never seemed like a big thing and they were asking for hella dollars
But Blood Bowl is sitting right there.
My life only has so much room for crazy fantastic football games.
Then after he'd beaten all 20 of them, the actual assassination would have just been another fight, but the guy blocks a bit more.
Aaargh the actual assassination that trailer is based upon is probably the worst one in the entire series. It's AC's 'pull down the star destroyer' sequence.
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
OOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE
I was thinking Rammstein - reise reise
Hmm
CCR or Rammstein
Truly a pickle
Wait why choose? Put in both
Their loss.
gimme one of these
Pirate...history...senses...tingling...
MustholditinBRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH the game actually takes place in the 1700s because that's when the "golden age of pirates" came about from 1715 to 1725 and it's based on a variety of factors it's really quite fascinating
Okay, that was it, sorry. I tried my best.
I would pay top dollar for a VinnyJeff ER of this game.
how far in are you
I don't care how much, I need one
Steam
Super pretty to watch, but man, I don't know.
so
what was the stupid fucking plot logic in the aftermath of Somalia
that game is really cool
Let me count the stupid plot logics...
2.) African child then helps you slaughter dozens of...
3.) His fathers soldiers?
4.) Because his father is really the president of Somalia?...WTF?
5.) And being the stupidest fucking CIA agent ever, you assasinate him before even realizing who he is. Way to keep up on foreign affairs or even read a briefing docket, you dolt. How do you not know that? It's the fucking CIA. What were you even studying in that 20 minute training montage?
6.) Not to mention before that occurs you magically leap from an exploding truck with said child. How the hell did that happen?
7.) Oh and then afterwards you learn that you're terrible at your job, so you jump out of a fucking helicopter.
8.) And then the evil American general gives the perfect muahaha speech.
And don't even get me started on Ellen Page crying in this game. I swear she got paid by the tear. Every fifteen minutes she'd start bawling again.
After all that I probably missed what you were referencing, but Jesus Christ, my head. It hurts.
also his father was the dude you possessed, not the president
but yeah, number 5 was what pushed me over the edge
It's almost as dumb as the plot twist in Heavy Rain.
Maybe on equal level, actually.
See, I just assumed it was what I wrote because David Cage.
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but as-is it's dumb and awful and dumb
http://www.audioentropy.com/
David Cage is completely self-serious silly and all the while he's being lauded as a "visionary"
I am crying
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