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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Wait so spell this out for me

    Blake will not get engaged to you if you buy a motorbike?

    not if I buy one for me, he won't

    have you heard him go on about the engagement motorbike? because I really doubt we have a social circle left that doesn't know about it

    including his climbing friends and my volleyball team

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    He'll marry you if, and only if, you buy him a Ducati Monster?

    Sounds reasonable, so long as your engagement present from him is a Porsche Boxster S.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I know nothing of this engagement motorbike

    Have either of you ridden a road bike before?

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i suggest making hardcore porn of yourself. it will give you a youthful feel, and vigor. you dont have to uh, do what i do w/regard to that but please love thyself, please always be kanye'n

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    i suggest making hardcore porn of yourself. it will give you a youthful feel, and vigor. you dont have to uh, do what i do w/regard to that but please love thyself, please always be kanye'n

    And where do I view this at?

    For educational purposes, of course.

  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Gotta get your Kanye on, that is truth.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    give it a second.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    *coughs really hard*

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    As the only transgendered lady make porn, it's probably really easy to track it down!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    thats not being holier than though. well, im trying to be coy here. it can be found on the various social networking accounts i use

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh word

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    @tef everyone time someone asks when Blake and I are getting engaged or when he is going to buy the engagement ring, he responds with "when she buys me an engagement motorbike!"

    which is super unfair because I don't even NEED an engagement ring like, at all

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I finally found it after some extensive google searches

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF Y-

    err, i mean. anyway, yeah the latest one is "The B is for Butt, The F is for Friend"

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  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I've developed a real, what's the word

    crippling, "i should probably see a doctor about this" phobia around death

    like, it started a few months ago, where i would start having huge panic attacks about dying--like what it feels like to be dying, or to be dead, and i'll just end up in tears

    and then, sometimes, i'll spend hours just obsessing over it, just covering every possibility of what happens when i die--or, when doing something mundane, i'll get irrationally angry and think "now i'm x minutes closer to death and there's nothing i can do about it"

    i think it's an outgrowth of the panic attacks i used to have a few years ago right before i fell asleep, where i'd become convinced the thoughts i was thinking were the last ones i'd ever experience, and i was 100% certain i would die in my sleep? they seem related.

    and the thing is, i'm barely 26, i'm in great health (my last check-up ended with the words "whatever you're doing, keep doing it"), and i even mostly gave up caffeine and alcohol lately. but here i am, just a wreck over this, and i don't know why.

    basically fun times.
    dying doesn't seem like something to get too worked up about

    why, there are people out there who have never died before, not once in all their lives! and today they'll still manage to do it just fine

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    ive never rode a dirt bike

    ive never bungie jumped

    never rode a roller coaster

    never shot an automatic weapon

    never had a limb on fire

    i do not want to do any of these things

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I don't know, being on fire might be fun

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    I don't know, being on fire might be fun

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    it might feel like a million bucks but ill never find out!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    @tef everyone time someone asks when Blake and I are getting engaged or when he is going to buy the engagement ring, he responds with "when she buys me an engagement motorbike!"

    which is super unfair because I don't even NEED an engagement ring like, at all

    But you could use an engagement motorbike, right?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    as i grow older, i am happy my ass grows significantly larger

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    I shod turn sigs on when I'm phone posting it would help avoid these misunderstandings I think

    At yo Jane dirt bikes are fun as are automatic weapons

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    ive never rode a dirt bike

    ive never bungie jumped

    never rode a roller coaster

    never shot an automatic weapon

    never had a limb on fire

    i do not want to do any of these things

    Out of these I've only ever ridden a roller coaster (several, really) and maybe I'd want to go bungie jumping. The rest, ehhhhhh

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I've ridden a dirt bike, ridden a roller coaster, shot an automatic weapon.

    I'll pass on bungee jumping and being on fire.

  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    Noticed a not insignificant patch of silver in my facial hair. Kinda like it really.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    When I lived in edmonton, there was a bungee jump thing in the west edmonton mall's waterpark.
    Basically it was designed so that when you fell, at the lowest point you'd end up going like 3ish feet underwater and then bounce back up.

    I really wanted to do it but could never get up the courage

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    What constitutes on fire?

    Like, I set my chest on fire one time and have burnt all the hair off both legs before?

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    What, shaving it all off wasn't hardcore enough for you?

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    what constitutes on fire?

    i dont know, being on fire

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    It was waxed!

    Yeah the shot firer who's fiancee you worked with set me on fire one night at the wet mess!

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Justin's a wild man, that is true.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Falx wrote: »
    Noticed a not insignificant patch of silver in my facial hair. Kinda like it really.

    I would be pretty alright with going grey.

    Don't think I'd like to be bald though.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    what constitutes on fire?

    i dont know, being on fire

    Like a flash of flame? 1st degree burns? Does an article of clothing have to catch alight?

    These are important questions!

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    The first class of high school chemistry was fire safety

    it was so boring the guy next to me started playing with matches

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Bungie jumping is a thing I will never do. Hanging upside down for an extended period...blah, the puke would be everywhere.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    what constitutes on fire?

    i dont know, being on fire

    Like a flash of flame? 1st degree burns? Does an article of clothing have to catch alight?

    These are important questions!

    For your own safety we're not providing any more details.

    Tef
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    There's a bungie jump in Macau that's like 8 seconds of freefall or some shit

    That would be enough time for me to run out of breath as I fall, screaming.

    Bungie jumping was one of the most scariest things I have ever done, for real

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I think you should just man up and buy your special guy a bike Viv.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Gatsby wrote: »
    It just strikes me as odd and kinda rude to lock immediately onto that and ignore the advice you're being given that you asked for.

    Yeah... my attention span is less than ideal, sometimes. :P

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    I don't know, being on fire might be fun

    Only light yourself on fire if you're being chased by ninjas.

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