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Decaying slowly from the brain down.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Oh I'm sad I've missed this thread for so long

    I've known for several years that I am becoming my mother

    I'm okay with that, she's pretty cool.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    If I had to turn into anyone's mom, I'd want it to be my mom.

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I'm turning 21 now. I've been here since I was 14.

    I got old.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    If I had to turn into anyone's mom, I'd want it to be my mom.

    Speaking of moms...

    My mother just asked my yesterday when the next "Hot Dwarves" movie was coming out.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    I'm turning 21 now. I've been here since I was 14.

    I got old.
    yep

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    If I had to turn into anyone's mom, I'd want it to be my mom.

    Speaking of moms...

    My mother just asked my yesterday when the next "Hot Dwarves" movie was coming out.

    Sounds like you've got a cool mom too

    Which is her favorite hot dwarf

    I like Kili

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    If I had to turn into anyone's mom, I'd want it to be my mom.

    Speaking of moms...

    My mother just asked my yesterday when the next "Hot Dwarves" movie was coming out.

    Sounds like you've got a cool mom too

    Which is her favorite hot dwarf

    I like Kili

    her mom was totally racist against hot dwarves

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    If I had to turn into anyone's mom, I'd want it to be my mom.

    Speaking of moms...

    My mother just asked my yesterday when the next "Hot Dwarves" movie was coming out.

    Sounds like you've got a cool mom too

    Which is her favorite hot dwarf

    I like Kili

    She liked Kili and felt a little disturbed by how attractive she found Thorin.

    Some of you might remember her review of the first movie:
    So my parents went to see Les Miserables yesterday, but it was sold out so they saw The Hobbit instead.

    I asked my mother what she thought of it and this is her review:

    "So the movie is about these 13 dwarves. And this king of the dwarves is trying to-"

    "Mom. I read the book."

    "Oh? Well I didn't know that! I never did. Okay well, so anyway, there are 13 of them and most of them look like whathisname from the other movies. The guy that's in that movie with Harrison Ford-"

    "Are you talking about Gimli?"

    "Yes. Him. So most of them look like him, but three of them are hot-dwarves which is weird. They looked like regular people. They were hot-dwarves and I don't know what's up with that. "

    "Mom. Please stop calling them hot-dwarves."

    "Okay. Well they were. But anyway, I also heard that the guy that plays the king of them is like over 6 feet tall which I think is crazy but yeah it was pretty good. I hear Legolas was in it, but I didn't see him so he must be in another one. And Frodo was there, but only for like a second. And Gollum he was there. It was nice."

  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    I've had a crush on thorin since he was mr. thornton. north and south forever

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    My mom was bugged by how hot Thorin was too, but mainly because she didn't like that the most noble and high-class dwarves looked more human and pretty while the others looked more dwarf-y and ugly.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    So I finally saw a doctor, he thinks I'm depressed

    So I'm gonna try some antidepressants, hopefully those will help.

  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Falx wrote: »
    Noticed a not insignificant patch of silver in my facial hair. Kinda like it really.

    I would be pretty alright with going grey.

    Don't think I'd like to be bald though.

    My hairline started receding when I was 16. Thanks genes.

    I'm pretty ok with it really, signs point to my baldness not being terrible looking.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Tomorrow I mark another cycle of my life on this spinning rock.

    My knees are shot, I pulled a quad playing softball, and I still work at a toy store.

    I'm also more awesome than I've ever been, have as much fun as my cantankerous self can generally handle, have exceptional friends in varying places, can afford to buy some of the things that I want that are fun little treats and oh yea, I work at a fucking toy store!

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I think you should just man up and buy your special guy a bike Viv.

    HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Speaking of getting hormonal

    Becca and I got into a two day long fight

    This morning, she checks her charts

    WHOOPS, GUESS SHE HAD A HORMONAL SPIKE FROM OVULATING

    we spend a good few minutes laughing about the whole thing

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    yeah Blake and I fight waaaaaay more when it's that time of the month

    see: last week

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    people actually keep time of the month charts? thought that was just a myth

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Some folks even keep chocolate-tipped darts on hand for protection.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    By the way Viv, what game is that Av from?

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    people actually keep time of the month charts? thought that was just a myth

    it's helpful for avoiding pregnancy and stuff, too

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    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Skeith wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    The other day I talked to someone I haven't talked to in... like a decade. Having a "let's catch up: How have you been for the last decade?" conversation is really weird and old-feeling.

    I'm starting to think I'm incapable of having a conversation like this (or at least initiating one) because I'll pick up friendships exactly where they left off, no matter how much time has gone by. Kind of a toss up as to whether it annoys the person I'm speaking with.

    Well I actually started with "Hey! It's been a while. How've you been?"

    The main issue with starting where we left off is that things had sort of decayed and gotten weird and then some big stuff happened with both of us. It seemed easier to basically reboot with "ok so we were and are both cool people, let's fill in details. Right now I am a girl starting a PhD program what is new with you?"

  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    I feel like I need to travel back in time and let 18-year old me know that, in ten years, everything is pretty great.

    I like that I have a lot of things I still want to achieve because it gives me goals to strive towards. Like becoming a published author - that's a pretty big goal for me.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    However I just had a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich because I just finally got home from work and I got halfway through before the urge to die overcame me.

    I cannot stomach this crap anymore.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    toilet bros

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    toilet bros

    never stop pooping

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    seriously, do not eat hot pockets I cannot stress this enough

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Toilet of Terror

    (where my FloPAX crew at)

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    By the way Viv, what game is that Av from?

    I made it! it's my Mesmer (named Psylocke) from GW2 who I have styled to look like Psylocke

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    The way I see it Goatmon you got two options

    A) chill out, dude

    B) relax, guy

    I honestly do not know if the shades were on purpose.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    seriously, do not eat hot pockets I cannot stress this enough

    Okay but what if I... No?

    Well what about...

    Oh. Okay.

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Falx wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Falx wrote: »
    Noticed a not insignificant patch of silver in my facial hair. Kinda like it really.

    I would be pretty alright with going grey.

    Don't think I'd like to be bald though.

    My hairline started receding when I was 16. Thanks genes.

    I'm pretty ok with it really, signs point to my baldness not being terrible looking.

    I'm the opposite.

    I got really good hair from my Dad.

    Even if I live to my 70s (Which isn't terribly likely what with the diabetes) I'll likely still have all my hair.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    I finally found it after some extensive google searches

    thoughts?

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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