If I had to turn into anyone's mom, I'd want it to be my mom.
Speaking of moms...
My mother just asked my yesterday when the next "Hot Dwarves" movie was coming out.
Sounds like you've got a cool mom too
Which is her favorite hot dwarf
I like Kili
She liked Kili and felt a little disturbed by how attractive she found Thorin.
Some of you might remember her review of the first movie:
So my parents went to see Les Miserables yesterday, but it was sold out so they saw The Hobbit instead.
I asked my mother what she thought of it and this is her review:
"So the movie is about these 13 dwarves. And this king of the dwarves is trying to-"
"Mom. I read the book."
"Oh? Well I didn't know that! I never did. Okay well, so anyway, there are 13 of them and most of them look like whathisname from the other movies. The guy that's in that movie with Harrison Ford-"
"Are you talking about Gimli?"
"Yes. Him. So most of them look like him, but three of them are hot-dwarves which is weird. They looked like regular people. They were hot-dwarves and I don't know what's up with that. "
"Mom. Please stop calling them hot-dwarves."
"Okay. Well they were. But anyway, I also heard that the guy that plays the king of them is like over 6 feet tall which I think is crazy but yeah it was pretty good. I hear Legolas was in it, but I didn't see him so he must be in another one. And Frodo was there, but only for like a second. And Gollum he was there. It was nice."
My mom was bugged by how hot Thorin was too, but mainly because she didn't like that the most noble and high-class dwarves looked more human and pretty while the others looked more dwarf-y and ugly.
Tomorrow I mark another cycle of my life on this spinning rock.
My knees are shot, I pulled a quad playing softball, and I still work at a toy store.
I'm also more awesome than I've ever been, have as much fun as my cantankerous self can generally handle, have exceptional friends in varying places, can afford to buy some of the things that I want that are fun little treats and oh yea, I work at a fucking toy store!
The other day I talked to someone I haven't talked to in... like a decade. Having a "let's catch up: How have you been for the last decade?" conversation is really weird and old-feeling.
I'm starting to think I'm incapable of having a conversation like this (or at least initiating one) because I'll pick up friendships exactly where they left off, no matter how much time has gone by. Kind of a toss up as to whether it annoys the person I'm speaking with.
Well I actually started with "Hey! It's been a while. How've you been?"
The main issue with starting where we left off is that things had sort of decayed and gotten weird and then some big stuff happened with both of us. It seemed easier to basically reboot with "ok so we were and are both cool people, let's fill in details. Right now I am a girl starting a PhD program what is new with you?"
I feel like I need to travel back in time and let 18-year old me know that, in ten years, everything is pretty great.
I like that I have a lot of things I still want to achieve because it gives me goals to strive towards. Like becoming a published author - that's a pretty big goal for me.
However I just had a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich because I just finally got home from work and I got halfway through before the urge to die overcame me.
I cannot stomach this crap anymore.
WATCH THIS SPACE.
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I've known for several years that I am becoming my mother
I'm okay with that, she's pretty cool.
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I got old.
Speaking of moms...
My mother just asked my yesterday when the next "Hot Dwarves" movie was coming out.
Sounds like you've got a cool mom too
Which is her favorite hot dwarf
I like Kili
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her mom was totally racist against hot dwarves
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She liked Kili and felt a little disturbed by how attractive she found Thorin.
Some of you might remember her review of the first movie:
I asked my mother what she thought of it and this is her review:
"So the movie is about these 13 dwarves. And this king of the dwarves is trying to-"
"Mom. I read the book."
"Oh? Well I didn't know that! I never did. Okay well, so anyway, there are 13 of them and most of them look like whathisname from the other movies. The guy that's in that movie with Harrison Ford-"
"Are you talking about Gimli?"
"Yes. Him. So most of them look like him, but three of them are hot-dwarves which is weird. They looked like regular people. They were hot-dwarves and I don't know what's up with that. "
"Mom. Please stop calling them hot-dwarves."
"Okay. Well they were. But anyway, I also heard that the guy that plays the king of them is like over 6 feet tall which I think is crazy but yeah it was pretty good. I hear Legolas was in it, but I didn't see him so he must be in another one. And Frodo was there, but only for like a second. And Gollum he was there. It was nice."
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So I'm gonna try some antidepressants, hopefully those will help.
My hairline started receding when I was 16. Thanks genes.
I'm pretty ok with it really, signs point to my baldness not being terrible looking.
STEAM
My knees are shot, I pulled a quad playing softball, and I still work at a toy store.
I'm also more awesome than I've ever been, have as much fun as my cantankerous self can generally handle, have exceptional friends in varying places, can afford to buy some of the things that I want that are fun little treats and oh yea, I work at a fucking toy store!
HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Becca and I got into a two day long fight
This morning, she checks her charts
WHOOPS, GUESS SHE HAD A HORMONAL SPIKE FROM OVULATING
we spend a good few minutes laughing about the whole thing
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
see: last week
it's helpful for avoiding pregnancy and stuff, too
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
Well I actually started with "Hey! It's been a while. How've you been?"
The main issue with starting where we left off is that things had sort of decayed and gotten weird and then some big stuff happened with both of us. It seemed easier to basically reboot with "ok so we were and are both cool people, let's fill in details. Right now I am a girl starting a PhD program what is new with you?"
I like that I have a lot of things I still want to achieve because it gives me goals to strive towards. Like becoming a published author - that's a pretty big goal for me.
I cannot stomach this crap anymore.
never stop pooping
(where my FloPAX crew at)
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I made it! it's my Mesmer (named Psylocke) from GW2 who I have styled to look like Psylocke
I honestly do not know if the shades were on purpose.
Okay but what if I... No?
Well what about...
Oh. Okay.
I'm the opposite.
I got really good hair from my Dad.
Even if I live to my 70s (Which isn't terribly likely what with the diabetes) I'll likely still have all my hair.
thoughts?