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GIANT BOMB Has Been Rated

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    Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    Brad freaking at this outside the Animus bit in AssCreed IV Quick Look is great.

    Also, I love this Animus bit so much more than the Desmond shit. I mean, being an AssCreed game, it'll probably go off the rails by then end and have you, I don't know, punch a building to death or some shit, but that little bit is really funny and weird.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    So like

    Is the actual overarching story of AC just done or what

    Cause it really seems like they just said fuck it we need to put out another one

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    the story of AC is so dumb that if they eschewed it entirely I would be actually invested in a game.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    anonymous asked:

    The first Terminator movie is way better than any of the follow ups and Terminator 2 is kind of bad?
    Yes.
    thomasbrecken asked:

    Why don't you like Terminator 2?
    The part where so much of the movie is all, like, “hey bad robot, let me teach you some cool slang and please don’t kill so much.”

    It’s a fucking Terminator.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Jeff is now terrible

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Maybe brad stole Jeff's twitter

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    the story of AC is so dumb that if they eschewed it entirely I would be actually invested in a game.

    No way, the batshit insane Templar v. Assassin stuff is the best.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    anonymous asked:

    The first Terminator movie is way better than any of the follow ups and Terminator 2 is kind of bad?
    Yes.
    thomasbrecken asked:

    Why don't you like Terminator 2?
    The part where so much of the movie is all, like, “hey bad robot, let me teach you some cool slang and please don’t kill so much.”

    It’s a fucking Terminator.

    Jeff

    Jeff no

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    To be fair, Edward Furlong is the worst part of T2.

    T2 on the whole is rad though.

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Yeah it had some early 90's kitch, but come on. For the most part it's the perfect action movie.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    The overarching story is certainly not done, ACIII cleared up some parts and opened up a whole different can of worms.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I like Rorie

    But man he is such a dork

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Uh apparently one of the Google autocomplete results for 'brad shoemaker' is 'brad shoemaker girlfriend'

    Way to be creepy, internet!

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    captaink wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    the story of AC is so dumb that if they eschewed it entirely I would be actually invested in a game.

    No way, the batshit insane Templar v. Assassin stuff is the best.

    the historical conspiracy stuff is rad, you are correct. If the games were a series of historical fiction about templars and assassins vying for control/freedom, I would dig it.

    it's not, though, it's way stupider to the point of me not caring.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Uh apparently one of the Google autocomplete results for 'brad shoemaker' is 'brad shoemaker girlfriend'

    Way to be creepy, internet!

    Hahahahaheeeeuuuughhhh

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Uh apparently one of the Google autocomplete results for 'brad shoemaker' is 'brad shoemaker girlfriend'

    Way to be creepy, internet!

    Hahahahaheeeeuuuughhhh

    Its the same for vinny

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I really enjoy the frame story of AC, though ACIII ended it on an incredibly stupid note.

    I am all for people in the present other than Desmond and pals taking the reins

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    as brad shoemaker's girlfriend,

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    red alert red alert assassin's creed 4 is giving me a speech about how culture and history is not passed through the genes speed racer what do I do

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    red alert red alert assassin's creed 4 is giving me a speech about how culture and history is not passed through the genes speed racer what do I do

    Throw it I'm the garbage where it belongs

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Accept it as the truth and stop listening to Kojima's bullshit lies

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    That's not even a Kojima lie that's an assassin's creed lie

    Isn't that like the entire idea behind the animus?

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Nothing is true

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    red alert red alert assassin's creed 4 is giving me a speech about how culture and history is not passed through the genes speed racer what do I do

    Throw it I'm the garbage where it belongs

    no speed

    i'm the garbage where it belongs

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Nothing is true
    Everything is permitted

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    That's not even a Kojima lie that's an assassin's creed lie

    Isn't that like the entire idea behind the animus?

    Well, an individual's memories
    Not like, a collective culture or something

    Or, I don't know, it's all bullshit

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    That's not even a Kojima lie that's an assassin's creed lie

    Isn't that like the entire idea behind the animus?
    Nothing is true Speed Racer


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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Did you like Heavenly Sword but wish it were 100% less interactive? Good news!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x1KhVdnlCs4

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    why

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    How is this happening

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    People liked Heavenly Sword except for the parts when you play the game. It makes perfect sense.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    this cost millions of dollars

    people have been working on this for months

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    sure, why not

    I would indeed say there are plenty of games ready to be converted to cg movies

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Heavenly Sword had a plot?

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    sure, why not

    I would indeed say there are plenty of games ready to be converted to cg movies

    but should they be

    someone has to actually want to watch it

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    that's never stopped the industry from making games that people don't want to buy

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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    I just tried to play Heavenly Sword last weekend. I got to the first boss fight before I quit. I would totally watch a movie version of it though.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I really like the way GB handles these Square Space ads in their podcast.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Unless he is joking, Vinny at one point started writing a children's book which is the most perfect idea in the world

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    nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    This Bombcast!! Alpaca profiling...

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