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[PHALLA] NSF56K (Robot Phalla) Day 8 - TOURNAMENT Semifinals (Post 1260)

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Well I hope we want god emperor PK for president.

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I Vote PrecisionK for MC. Its too bad Gnasty isn't here, then we could have a really crazy election campaign.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I present the following compelling argument against cheez:

    {pic of a really ugly bearded woman}

    I am a rock god.

    When is the baby due?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sorry Cheez, I like your voting record, but beer and wenches are things that just don't appeal to me.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Who is this "dethkok" you speak of?
    YOU WANNA KNOW WHO DËTHKÖK IS? I'LL TELL YOU WHO DËTHKÖK IS
    THE REBEL FROM ROANOKE, THE SMASHER FROM SEATTLE, THE BRAWLER FROM BEVERLY HILLS, THE MIGHTY 2-TON DETHKOK IS AN ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING EX-CHAMPION. HAVING COMPETED AND WON IN 6 CONSECUTIVE TOURNAMENTS, HE SET THE ALL TIME RECORD FOR MOST BRAWLS SURVIVED BY AN URF FIGHTER. HIS RECORD STANDS TO THIS DAY, AND HE IS REMEMBERED IN THE ROBOT HALL OF FAME. NOW THAT HE IS PAST HIS FIGHTING PRIME, HE HAS RETIRED AND SETTLED DOWN FOR A LIFE OF LEISURE AND SMOKING HOT ROBOT BABES!

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I present the following compelling argument against cheez:

    {pic of a really ugly pregnant woman}

    I am a rock god.

    When is the baby due?

    Harsh!

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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Wait, aren't we all robots? We're just not all fighting robots.

    That sounds much more interesting to me.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I present the following compelling argument against cheez:

    {pic of a really ugly pregnant woman}

    I am a rock god.

    When is the baby due?

    Harsh!

    Some things can't be sugarcoated.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jdarksun provides a compelling counterpoint.

    For now,

    !$400 on Yellow
    $500 on Blue
    $300 on Green

    You know what, I'm more partial to rock than either of cheez's offerings.

    !retract cheez !vote jdarksun

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    The RefereeThe Referee Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    *the loudspeaker crackles*

    TO THE OWNER OF A RED GEO METRO, YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON.

    Also:

    The Yellow Fighter has revealed himself as The Deus Ex Machine.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I !bid $500 on Vegetable Violator
    I !bid $500 on Domo Arigator
    I !bid $500 A. Toaster

    Names rule.

    Also I should be MC since I am cute and loveable, you guys dont want no uglies being MC now do you?

    I !vote Saburbia to be MC

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Questions!: Is there any difference between a promoter and a regular fan? Looking over the rules it doesn't appear they actually have any special abilities other than knowing who is in the fanbase of their fighter, which regular fans know as well.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My Geo!




    ...








    Hey, that's not mine.

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Okay, may have to switch my wager to Deus Ex Machine because that is just too damn good.

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    The RefereeThe Referee Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Questions!: Is there any difference between a promoter and a regular fan? Looking over the rules it doesn't appear they actually have any special abilities other than knowing who is in the fanbase of their fighter, which regular fans know as well.

    Not at the beginning of the game.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    darksun I've only performed in front of several hundred, what did you do?

    Also

    400 big ones on white!
    400 large singles on blue!
    400 swollen clams on red!

    EDIT: increased value of bets and added bolded.

    ALSO:

    I drive a civic.

    And I love it.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    darksun I've only performed in front of several hundred, what did you do?

    He lost in front of several THOUSAND. PAX.

    That takes cojones and long greasy hair.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    The Referee wrote: »
    *the loudspeaker crackles*

    TO THE OWNER OF A RED GEO METRO, YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON.

    Also:

    The Yellow Fighter has revealed himself as The Deu[size=+3]s Ex Machine.    [/size]

    My god.

    It has SEX MACHINE in it.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BACK IN MY DAYS, WE DIDN'T NEED NO SHOWY NAME FOR COMPETITION. WE HAD OUR NAME, AND THAT WAS THAT!

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fine umlauts, you better not disappoint then.

    I retract CJ Iwakura's vote for MC.
    I !vote Pretentious to be our MC.

    Ardor on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    How can it be a good thing voting a deathcock for MC?!?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    I just need to reiterate this, and it should be common sense, but do not use the original fanbase lists, please. I made a minor fuckup and I don't want to ruin the entire game because people decided to metagame with old lists. Just don't do it.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    How can it be a good thing voting a deathcock for MC?!?

    Maybe he'll win us an award. Even a Darwin award would give this robot fighting sport more advertising.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Saburbia raises an interesting point... do robots even have cocks?

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    Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I bet $3500 that Ardor is dieing tonight.
    I Bet $500 that I can beat PK in thumb wrestling.


    Edit: Changed from cyan to magenta because cyan is a retraction color

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    RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !Vote Pretentious for MC - you actually seem to be trying to sound like a rassler.

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    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Just an FYI: if any of the six is Aigis, the other five are screwed.

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    Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Elect PK God Emperor of Robot Fighting

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    !vote for Captain Umlauts (PRËTËNTIÖüS) for MC



    !bet 400 on Domo Arigato (Blue)
    !bet 600 on Green
    !bet 500 on Vegetable Violator (White)

    Oats on
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    dethkokfatalityws9.jpg
    STAND AGAINST ME AND YOU TOO, WILL FEAR MY MIGHT

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Classy.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm waiting for the green robot to be named before I go ahead and plunk down some simoleons; it better be good.

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    XevoXevo Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Likewise... cmon Team Green, you need to name your machine!

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    haildethkokcm2.jpg

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Thing is, Deathcock is ugly, who wants to look at a ugly guy all day?

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    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Question What time/When is money actually spent to build fighters?

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Thing is, Deathcock is ugly, who wants to look at a ugly guy all day?
    No Sab, I don't want to be MC, no really, no. It's flattering, but no.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Thing is, Deathcock is ugly, who wants to look at a ugly guy all day?
    No Sab, I don't want to be MC, no really, no. It's flattering, but no.

    Then I shall take you place oh handsome one.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    make it Lean Green Mean Grilling Machine

    Also I'm beautiful, i'd make a great manager.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Question What time/When is money actually spent to build fighters?

    I guess I should put an order of events in there eh?


    Daily Bidding/Voting -> Vote Closes -> Fighters are upgraded with previous day's upgrades ->
    Robots Fight -> Specials Activate -> Kills -> Specials recieve new day's upgrades


    If you upgrade your robot today (you can't on day 1, but thats besides the point), it will go into effect tonight

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