I like this thread and that conflicts directly with the fact that nothing Rane does can result in anything good or likeable. I'm worried this is a paradox that will consume the universe, and I blame Rane for putting me in the position of thinking this.
if raneados is the evil tyrant king, murdering people left and right, you're the scheming vizir plotting behind the throne and cackling maniacally in antecipation of your next murder
Tube heard a knock at the door. A visitor in this downpour? He opened the door to find a disheveled Rane.
"I...I didn't know where else to go. The others...they hate me don't they?"
Tube frowned, "You did a terrible thing, Rane. I don't think I want you on the boards."
"Y-you don't understand," said Rane, "I have to come back. I hate them too, you see. Women and men. Children. Even the sick ones. Especially the sick ones. Every cell in my body is swollen with hatred. I...I have to let them know, Tube. There are depths to my loathing that they are still unaware of. Please, there must be a way."
Tube thought a moment. "Yes...yes, there is something you can do for me. And only then will be allowed to return. But know this: where we are going, there is no going back. And there will be no more disobedience. You will answer to me, and will do so unquestionably."
The rain continued to pour. "I..." Rane said, "yes, I will do it. No going back. No questions."
"Very well," Tube said, pulling out his phone.
"Tim? I have your volunteer."
Hours later....
The chamber opens. Rane steps out from the infernal machine unflinchingly.
"The process was a success," Tube says, "how do you feel?"
Rane turns his cold gaze to Tube, I feel....nothing. Except for my hate. It is the same as before except...clearer. More focused. More...efficient.
Tube nods. "You are ready to return," he says as Rane heads to the boards, "but remember: you serve me, Rane."
Rane stops.
The one known as Rane is no more. There is only...
In addition to posting on Reddit, Rane has been occupied with organizing a nationwide tour starring his favorite stand-up comics: Daniel Tosh, Dane Cook, and Jeff Dunham.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
Man said, "Raneados, is this the end? Can this charity project not be completed as promised? Can that not be done?"
Raneados said, "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
Man's last mind fused and only Rane existed -- and him in Reddit.
In addition to posting on Reddit, Rane has been occupied with organizing a nationwide tour starring his favorite stand-up comics: Daniel Tosh, Dane Cook, and Jeff Dunham.
The only thing that's slowing him down is that Larry the cable guy isn't on board yet.
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In addition to posting on Reddit, Rane has been occupied with organizing a nationwide tour starring his favorite stand-up comics: Daniel Tosh, Dane Cook, and Jeff Dunham.
The only thing that's slowing him down is that Larry the cable guy isn't on board yet.
If ever a tour bus or chartered plane flight deserved to end in a fiery crash...
“Raneados are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Raneados are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Raneados are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Raneados are glamorous. They project glamour.
Raneados are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Raneados are terrific. They beget terror."
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said Raneados was nice.
Raneados is bad.”
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
ugh, i hate how raneados season starts earlier and earlier every year
it's bad enough to hear the music everywhere but now stores have started stocking up on raneados decorations
“Raneados are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Raneados are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Raneados are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Raneados are glamorous. They project glamour.
Raneados are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Raneados are terrific. They beget terror."
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said Raneados was nice.
Raneados is bad.”
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I don't think he knows I'm catholic.
or shit, it could be Rane
i'm pretty sure the guy wouldn't know a papist if one hit him in the head
Now I'm pissed
Steam
And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? Its like Rane on your wedding day.
and this is why I'm not sad he's gone
yes, but i admit that publicly
He realizes that no one here cares right?
I think that would require a degree of general awareness that he hasn't demonstrated
his goal is not to get people to care
pentarch puppets both
Yo did somebody call m-
Curse you Raneados!
You monsters are making me agree with Pip.
Now I gotta go take a shower.
"I...I didn't know where else to go. The others...they hate me don't they?"
Tube frowned, "You did a terrible thing, Rane. I don't think I want you on the boards."
"Y-you don't understand," said Rane, "I have to come back. I hate them too, you see. Women and men. Children. Even the sick ones. Especially the sick ones. Every cell in my body is swollen with hatred. I...I have to let them know, Tube. There are depths to my loathing that they are still unaware of. Please, there must be a way."
Tube thought a moment. "Yes...yes, there is something you can do for me. And only then will be allowed to return. But know this: where we are going, there is no going back. And there will be no more disobedience. You will answer to me, and will do so unquestionably."
The rain continued to pour. "I..." Rane said, "yes, I will do it. No going back. No questions."
"Very well," Tube said, pulling out his phone.
"Tim? I have your volunteer."
Hours later....
The chamber opens. Rane steps out from the infernal machine unflinchingly.
"The process was a success," Tube says, "how do you feel?"
Rane turns his cold gaze to Tube, I feel....nothing. Except for my hate. It is the same as before except...clearer. More focused. More...efficient.
Tube nods. "You are ready to return," he says as Rane heads to the boards, "but remember: you serve me, Rane."
Rane stops.
The one known as Rane is no more. There is only...
Geth
also he's the character consultant on agents of shield
pretty heavily involved in the television industry, our rane
But Reddit
I just don't even know how a man goes so wrong
It's hard to even take its measure
There's a point where you can go too far Tonkka.
Because he fucked off to Reddit.
Raneados said, "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
Man's last mind fused and only Rane existed -- and him in Reddit.
The only thing that's slowing him down is that Larry the cable guy isn't on board yet.
If ever a tour bus or chartered plane flight deserved to end in a fiery crash...
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Raneados are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Raneados are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Raneados are glamorous. They project glamour.
Raneados are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Raneados are terrific. They beget terror."
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said Raneados was nice.
Raneados is bad.”
it's bad enough to hear the music everywhere but now stores have started stocking up on raneados decorations
Elves...