starfleet: we're glad you're home
starfleet: we've been reviewing your records
janeway: k when is my promotion
starfleet: what makes you think you're getting a promotion
janeway: my future self told me all about it when she broke the temporal prime directive and brought me stolen future technology
starfleet: yeah so in that vein there are some things we need to discuss
janeway: if there's a problem with the paperwork blame chakotay
janeway: i don't do forms i do holographic irish bartenders and former borg drones
starfleet:
doctor: i can assure you that while in the delta quadrant we conducted ourselves with grace and dignity according to the highest principles of starfleet
b'elanna: yeah step off our balls you weren't there you don't know
tom: yeah you weren't there that time we stole a keg of omega molecules from some douchebag aliens who were going to blow up the quadrant
harry: or that time we played space nascar and ended up in the center of a terrorist plot
tom: or that time we were all super horny and built a fake irish city so that we could get drunk and laid
harry: or when we tied that guy to a chair and waited for the aliens to eat him because he wouldn't tell us what we wanted to know
tom: oh shit remember that time i got 30 days for ignoring the wishes of some foreign government and destroying their mining operation
harry: that was almost as crazy as the time you restored that old shuttle but then it fell in love with you and tried to kill b'elanna
b'elanna: speaking of which remember when that bomb i made for the maquis came back and tried to kill us
chakotay: that reminds me of when seska stole my dna and tried to impregnate herself with my child
tom: nothing will ever compare to the time me and the captain had kids and left them on that planet
janeway: we were young and innocent then
tom: how many lizard years to a human year i feel like i should send a birthday card
janeway: like 6
tom: you don't even know you're just saying that
janeway: you should talk you're such an absent father
tom: oh no you didn't
janeway: i didn't even want kids
starfleet:
starfleet: is there a reason you stenciled PARTY BUS on the side of voyager
tom:
harry:
b'elanna:
doctor:
janeway: is there a reason i shouldn't have
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I was quite proud of my opening move, where I took my jacket off slowly and then handed it to my opponent like he was my butler.
suggesting that this stupid kid should get 20 years in prison because
well
because poor black kids do a lot
and he should too
even though it's fucking bullshit when those poor black kids do
because well
something something
even it out
i guess
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