Having lived in pretty much every part of SoCal, I can honestly state:
FUCK L.A.
Dallas, on the other hand, agrees with me nicely.
Bad:
- Blue Liquor Laws. Today being Sunday, the only alcohol I can purchase is Beer and Wine.
- Bars shut down at 2 a.m.
- OMFG Humidity. I used to say the heat, but I've acclimated and we've only broken 100 degrees three days this year.
- Idiot drivers. Dallasites drive worse than anyone on earth. Except maybe Oklahomans.
- None of my friends ever come out to visit, because they're all "OMG Texas fuck that it's all cow pies and dirt roads lololol"
GOOD:
- DFW is the size and population of Orange County, and has a better nightlife.
- Everything is goddamn dirt cheap, from food and comestibles to housing and utilities.
- There are ALWAYS jobs out here.
- DFW is a bigger societal melting pot than Los Angeles. I live two miles from a community of Hasidic Jews, nine miles from a Little Korea, two miles from a predominantly Dutch and German community, seven miles from a predominantly Moslem neighborhood, etc. I have met people from more parts of the world than I ever did in SoCal. This means a much more intersting city, and better places to eat.
- Steak if fucking cheap out here, and they cook it perfectly.
- Women out here are fucking hot. And it ain't from a ton of surgery.
- Every major band or concert tour makes a stop here.
- For $300, anyone who isn't a convicted felon can carry a concealed weapon up to .45 caliber in size. This law is now 11 years old, and our crime rate has dropped every year since it was passed.
I say again: I'll die before I'll live somewhere else of my own free will.
You know Fiz, I've never really talked to you before besides at Disneyland that one time. But if our personalities clash, there's no point in talking while we do our thing.
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FUCK L.A.
Dallas, on the other hand, agrees with me nicely.
Bad:
- Blue Liquor Laws. Today being Sunday, the only alcohol I can purchase is Beer and Wine.
- Bars shut down at 2 a.m.
- OMFG Humidity. I used to say the heat, but I've acclimated and we've only broken 100 degrees three days this year.
- Idiot drivers. Dallasites drive worse than anyone on earth. Except maybe Oklahomans.
- None of my friends ever come out to visit, because they're all "OMG Texas fuck that it's all cow pies and dirt roads lololol"
GOOD:
- DFW is the size and population of Orange County, and has a better nightlife.
- Everything is goddamn dirt cheap, from food and comestibles to housing and utilities.
- There are ALWAYS jobs out here.
- DFW is a bigger societal melting pot than Los Angeles. I live two miles from a community of Hasidic Jews, nine miles from a Little Korea, two miles from a predominantly Dutch and German community, seven miles from a predominantly Moslem neighborhood, etc. I have met people from more parts of the world than I ever did in SoCal. This means a much more intersting city, and better places to eat.
- Steak if fucking cheap out here, and they cook it perfectly.
- Women out here are fucking hot. And it ain't from a ton of surgery.
- Every major band or concert tour makes a stop here.
- For $300, anyone who isn't a convicted felon can carry a concealed weapon up to .45 caliber in size. This law is now 11 years old, and our crime rate has dropped every year since it was passed.
I say again: I'll die before I'll live somewhere else of my own free will.
[edit] GOOD: ?
ELL OH ELL
Also, I can set up a SoCalPAX if there's real interest.
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We had borfasepax last night.
We went and saw shoot em up, and my wife gave him hell for accidentally seeing her tits.
You actually have nothing but contempt for the simple, modest, hardworking people you claim to care so much about.
I am shocked.
Actually, no, I'm not.
Eh, he's like 12. Give him a couple years, he'll turn out alright.
Well you do live in Arizona
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I have real interest
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Come on, dude. Just because you're in porn doesn't mean you can't have some class.
hey I just spent most of last week in Culver City
cooooooooool man
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I felt like I totally ruined that scene, but I couldn't think of anything else to say
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So I can go and get horribly drunk and have fiz take advantage of me
I was thinking along the lines of 'Damnit James, you came in my ass'
that's me
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Wow.
I know you're talking about Fiz...
I can't come back to this thread.
Seriously Fiz, you're a really good looking dude.
Like hell I wouldn't
Go ahead Shibby