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Whomp! comic - ChicoBlue immortalizes Ronnie in a Bauhaus poster

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  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I had a buddy when I was wee whose mom was a big-time hippie, only ate organic for fear of "toxins" and "chemicals" and all that, and she swore up and down that big-time fast food restaurants put addictive chemicals in their food.

    yeah

    its called sugar

    and fat

    did I blow your mind
    Salt is ALL-important.

    so much so that they have a codeword for it, 'seasoning'

    my best mcdonalds story is that i asked for hot sauce, and the person said "uhh.. salsa?" "no, like.. hot sauce. spicy, red and vinegary?" "you mean.. salsa?"

    this went on 'til i realized, fucker did not know what fucking hot sauce was

    or was messing with me. either way, i took some salsa and ran away

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    Atheraal wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I had a buddy when I was wee whose mom was a big-time hippie, only ate organic for fear of "toxins" and "chemicals" and all that, and she swore up and down that big-time fast food restaurants put addictive chemicals in their food.

    yeah

    its called sugar

    and fat

    did I blow your mind
    Salt is ALL-important.

    so much so that they have a codeword for it, 'seasoning'

    my best mcdonalds story is that i asked for hot sauce, and the person said "uhh.. salsa?" "no, like.. hot sauce. spicy, red and vinegary?" "you mean.. salsa?"

    this went on 'til i realized, fucker did not know what fucking hot sauce was

    or was messing with me. either way, i took some salsa and ran away

    Of course!

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I had a draft here that just says 'Ronnie is'

    And you know what, that is totally true

    On your knees for the master! The hour has come! HE has come! Who is beyond good and evil? Who is the prophet of Nug-Life? Who is the salt, the sweet, and the sour? All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering! WHO IS YOUR NEW GOD NOW AND FOREVER?

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  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    my worst mcdonalds story is not actually mine, but my friend's who used to work at one.

    supposedly a hobo once came in, walked into the corner of the dining area, squatted down and took a giant diarrhea dump. while staring at the customers sitting in the room.

    i have no idea how i'd react to that, beyond leaving as fast as i possibly could

    i wonder how comic Ronnie would react

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  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    Once upon a time I went with a large group to a nearby Mexican restaurant. We were a large group in an already busy restaurant, so they were having any employee help with all the orders. The additional help with our group was not anywhere near fluent in English. After I ordered my meal (most likely enchiladas, given the McFlynn of that era) I asked the not-normally-a-waiter waiter for hot sauce. He responded with a cheerful head nod and went on with his duties.

    He returned in a few minutes with a microwaved bowl of salsa. Stumbled and poured it all down my bare leg. Burned like lava.


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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    one time I played left 4 dead 2 with ronnie

    he didn't have a working microphone, sadly

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    one time I played left 4 dead 2 with ronnie

    he didn't have a working microphone, sadly

    I'm afraid... you did not!

    I've never even played L4D2 D:

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    one time I played left 4 dead 2 with ronnie

    he didn't have a working microphone, sadly

    I'm afraid... you did not!

    I've never even played L4D2 D:

    wait so who the fuck do I have in my steam friend list

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    You gifted me with The Stanley Parable, if that helps

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    okay whew

    maybe you were trying it during a free weekend or something? because I could swear we did the bit with the gas station

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  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    dun't be alarm, Runnie very scared of boomers.

    i kill many zombos, now.

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  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    MDude is not motivated to get his own Steam account.


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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    one time I played left 4 dead 2 with ronnie

    he didn't have a working microphone, sadly

    I'm afraid... you did not!

    I've never even played L4D2 D:

    Me neither.

    We should have a "never played L4D2" L4D2 game night.

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    okay whew

    maybe you were trying it during a free weekend or something? because I could swear we did the bit with the gas station

    You played with an imposter! I have slow internet, so I'd never download something for a free weekend

    let's put together a task force

    you make flyers

    you interrogate people

    and i will do nothing

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    okay whew

    maybe you were trying it during a free weekend or something? because I could swear we did the bit with the gas station

    You played with an imposter! I have slow internet, so I'd never download something for a free weekend

    let's put together a task force

    you make flyers

    you interrogate people

    and i will do nothing

    alright let's do this

    3, 2, 1, BREAK

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    one time i went to the mcdonalds near my place to get some food and there's this dude there and he's chatting with two of the cashiers and also one of the other girls there is sorta hovering around watching

    the thing about this mcds is the staff were almost entirely filipino and mostly young girls

    and there's this cute white dude and he's talking to the girls in what i am pretty sure is tagalog with some ease and they're speaking back and i don't speak the language but i don't need to cuz man

    this dude

    has got game

    he knows what he do, he's got all three of these girls fascinated and smiling and giggling, more than likely by his fluency in their native tongue (and he's, you know, good looking so there's that too)

    and i just wanna order a southwest chicken sandwich but at the same time i don't know which of these girls he's really making a move for if at all or if he's just having fun and i'm not really interested in cockblocking a brother and i'm in no hurry

    so i just kinda wait patiently and eventually one of the cashiers is like "Oh!" and takes my order and stuff

    dude just nods at me

    i nod back

    anyway the southwest chicken mcbistro sandwich is actually pretty good

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Page lacks Whomps.

    Random button presents:

    Early Morning Horror.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Whomp! is my favorite webcomic.

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  • AistanAistan Registered User regular
    I was trying to go through the archive to find my favorite Whomp!, but it soon became clear that that was an impossible task.

    These two are high on the list though.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    ain't nobody writes the sounds of crying like ronnie writes the sounds of crying

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    yo ronnie have you ever considered adding a dialogue search to your site?

    i wanted to find the "he's speaking in sadness" one but i don't know how except to manually go through the archives till i do which, while enjoyable, is really time consuming!

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    this one!

    this is my favorite whomp

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I presume transcripts of each strip would be needed for that, so unless Ronnie has scripts saved somewhere we need to go through and make those.

    I'll take the most recent five Whomps, you take the ones before that Pony.

    OK?

    OK.

    Good plan, good teamwork.

    HugmasterGeneral
  • MomoriMomori Registered User regular
    I love Whomp! but thanks to this thread I now need McNuggets.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I'm a big fan of "Oh no! Everything went wrong!"

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I like that he has the crab on his desk, and the Crab Fab award on his wall.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    I like that he has the crab on his desk, and the Crab Fab award on his wall.

    I like that the crab has a light bulb sort of tied to its head

    do you think that was the amazing innovation that got him the Presidents' position?

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I presume transcripts of each strip would be needed for that, so unless Ronnie has scripts saved somewhere we need to go through and make those.

    He could also get us to do it!

    http://www.ohnorobot.com/

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Ronnie's occasional breaks from Ronnie are also fabbo.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    Here are some Whomp Fandubs I did a couple months back.

    Pretty happy with how they turned out.





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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
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    still my all-time favorite.

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  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    Voice isn't bearded enough.


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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Ronnie's occasional breaks from Ronnie are also fabbo.

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    this one is my favorite because 1. i'm in it 2. i'm dressed vaguely like a saiyan and 3. i die

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I wish I could get a whole jar of that Big Mac sauce

    Big Mac sauce and hangovers are the only reasons I go near macdonalds

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
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    Tef wrote: »
    I wish I could get a whole jar of that Big Mac sauce

    Big Mac sauce and hangovers are the only reasons I go near macdonalds

    Its just thousand island dressing

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
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    Tef wrote: »
    I wish I could get a whole jar of that Big Mac sauce

    Big Mac sauce and hangovers are the only reasons I go near macdonalds

    Its just thousand island dressing

    Lies! The sauce is way not thousand island dressing. I should know, I'm a Big Mac AND Thousand Island snob.

    I've made it before in my less healthy days. It's actually something that is far worse for you. Basically equal parts mayonnaise and miracle whip plus some catalina dressing, lemon juice, dried onion, and a fourth ingredient I'm forgetting.

    McFlynn on

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  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    Oh wait, the whole reason I came here was to post the Whomp! that describes me and my wife.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    King Riptor

    The magic ruiner

    It is the age of man. Magic has no place

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Ronnie's occasional breaks from Ronnie are also fabbo.

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    this one is my favorite because 1. i'm in it 2. i'm dressed vaguely like a saiyan and 3. i die

    and as far as descriptions of a Game of Thrones go, this is...actually pretty accurate!

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