I'm so pleased to see this thread still around what with the resurrection of the webcomics thread. I was afraid everyone would be like "Yeah Ronnie!!!" and then go meh... and wonder off. Then I'd be stuck trying to comfort Ronnie and his sad sad eyes.
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yeah i tried doing the transcript thing once and it was daunting. to do ohnorobot I'd have to find a place for yet another button on my site, and it gets pretty daunting to move stuff around and make it work
Not wanting to do the whole "IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ME!" bit, because I expect most people here identify with things just as much as I do, but what I love about Whomp is that I find it frequently depicts the kinds of anxieties I feel pretty regularly.
This kind of thinking led me to completely shut down Newton Faulkner when he asked if I wanted a photo with him, in a way that I thought was polite refusal at the time, but in hindsight was basically "no chance, loser":
One time, I had a positive fantasy about meeting Weird Al. We exchanged Hawaiian shirts! In my shirt, he looked like he was trapped inside a tropically themed parachute, and in his shirt, I looked like a stress-relief ball being squeezed by the mighty invisible hand of God.
I have experienced this shame:
Oh, hey. No, it's okay. He came back to tell me my food is on the way. He did nothing wrong, and yet the universe's collective wrongs has increased by one unit.
Also this is one of my favourite comic punchlines:
Sometimes the answer to something is so absolute, only the quickest, most solid answer to the affirmative or negative can suffice. ''Ronnie, what did you think of Clannad After Story?'' ''No.'' ''Hi Ronnie, I'm early-90's Andie MacDowell and I love you.'' ''Yes.''
Teen burger, onion rings with extra seasoning and a large root beer in a frosted mug. I haven't been to a decent A&W in a very long time.
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I don't care for any of McDonald's after 10:30 food and haven't had any for a very long time. Their breakfast sandwiches are still the best in major fast food though.
I don't care for any of McDonald's after 10:30 food and haven't had any for a very long time. Their breakfast sandwiches are still the best in major fast food though.
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I don't care for any of McDonald's after 10:30 food and haven't had any for a very long time. Their breakfast sandwiches are still the best in major fast food though.
Hardee's makes a mean sausage biscuit.
Put some strawberry jelly on it and it's perfect.
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My personal opinion of Burger King is that when you get fresh, not overcooked food, it can be really, really good. The flaw is that the majority of people they hire at burger king don't know how to not overcook everything.
I want to say that the absolute best fast food place I've ever been is Braum's. They not huge because they stay within X miles of the Braum's farm where they produce their own beef and milk/cheese. They're so friggen good. Like, they don't taste like fast food and they're cheaper than the other chains.
They're kind of inbetween Culver's and Burger King menu wise. They're just great. I mean, I've taken a girl there on a first date before and still got to second base. Their shit is tight, yo.
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For a short time back in, I don't know, like 1996 or so, Burger King sold chicken tenders in the shape of the cast of the Rugrats cartoon.
Then, a couple weeks later, someone on their marketing staff realized that it might not be a good idea to be selling tiny fried children made of meat.
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I've always been under the opinion that Burger King had better burgers, and everything else was acceptable but sub par. They're not great burgers for sure, but they are sliiiiiightly better.
Mcdonald's burgers are basically just a bunch of stuff they put on it so you don't feel bad about eating condiments. Can't beat those fries or breakfast sandwiches though.
So I had a Ronnie moment at the bank - that I thought of it as a Ronnie moment is probably a sign of something but whatever - where the teller said Hi! and then immediately How are you? and my brain tried to respond with both 'good' and 'hi' at the same time so I just said guuuhi? and now I can never go to that teller again
BK's Ham Egg & Cheese croissants tend to be pretty good.
Better than what you can get at a McDonalds or similarly priced chain. Mainly because, Fast Food Sausage is gross, bones in my teeth, city.
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the mcbiscuit is clearly superior to the mcmuffin.
and the mcgriddle is a horrifying nightmare not meant for a sane world
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I wish I could get a whole jar of that Big Mac sauce
Big Mac sauce and hangovers are the only reasons I go near macdonalds
Its just thousand island dressing
No it's not. I'll see if I can get my hands on an empty big mac sauce container to get an ingredients list off it.
In 2012, McDonald's admitted that the special sauce ingredients were "not really a secret" because the recipe had been available online "for years".[7] It consists of store-bought mayonnaise, sweet pickle relish and yellow mustard whisked together with vinegar, garlic powder, onion powder and paprika.[7]
i think they were trying to go for a Chinese buffet Sweet & Sour chicken thing, but made the common mistake of using too much dough hiding too little chicken
I liked the Burger King chicken fries but everything before and since then have been garbage.
I tried their buffalo chicken tenders because they looked good on the menu but while they appear to have a dry rub on them on the menu in fact they are slathered with a very orange buffalo sauce which makes it impossible to eat without either getting yourself incredibly messy or requires the usage of silverware. And it wasn't that great anyway, I guess I'm not a huge fan of buffalo seasoning to begin with.
I don't care for any of McDonald's after 10:30 food and haven't had any for a very long time. Their breakfast sandwiches are still the best in major fast food though.
Hardee's makes a mean sausage biscuit.
Put some strawberry jelly on it and it's perfect.
This is the truth. Their sausage is actually good, and the biscuit is hands-down Top 3 in fast food.
Top Fast Food Biscuits:
1) Popeye's
2) Hardee's
3) Bojangles
4 (tie)) Chik-Fil-A and McDonald's
999999) Burger King
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yeah i tried doing the transcript thing once and it was daunting. to do ohnorobot I'd have to find a place for yet another button on my site, and it gets pretty daunting to move stuff around and make it work
This kind of thinking led me to completely shut down Newton Faulkner when he asked if I wanted a photo with him, in a way that I thought was polite refusal at the time, but in hindsight was basically "no chance, loser":
I have experienced this shame:
Also this is one of my favourite comic punchlines:
and i will continue that trend
I refuse to believe this is possible. Were you never a child?
i've been to burger king (gross) and wendy's (not gross), but never McD's
But part of me knows that that is a well that could go dry SUPER fast.
How did you get through childhood without a frickin happy meal?
My family was more of an A&W crew.
Sorry if you like Burger King, but god dang, I can't like them no matter how much I try
Still no nugs.
their actual burgers and fries I can take or leave
Teen burger, onion rings with extra seasoning and a large root beer in a frosted mug. I haven't been to a decent A&W in a very long time.
Yes
This is 100% accurate
Can't beat that as a fast food breakfast
Hardee's makes a mean sausage biscuit.
Put some strawberry jelly on it and it's perfect.
I want to say that the absolute best fast food place I've ever been is Braum's. They not huge because they stay within X miles of the Braum's farm where they produce their own beef and milk/cheese. They're so friggen good. Like, they don't taste like fast food and they're cheaper than the other chains.
They're kind of inbetween Culver's and Burger King menu wise. They're just great. I mean, I've taken a girl there on a first date before and still got to second base. Their shit is tight, yo.
No it's not. I'll see if I can get my hands on an empty big mac sauce container to get an ingredients list off it.
Then, a couple weeks later, someone on their marketing staff realized that it might not be a good idea to be selling tiny fried children made of meat.
Mcdonald's burgers are basically just a bunch of stuff they put on it so you don't feel bad about eating condiments. Can't beat those fries or breakfast sandwiches though.
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this post both pleases and angers me
Better than what you can get at a McDonalds or similarly priced chain. Mainly because, Fast Food Sausage is gross, bones in my teeth, city.
and the mcgriddle is a horrifying nightmare not meant for a sane world
give me fresh cracked or give me death
their nuggets really upset me though
i think they were trying to go for a Chinese buffet Sweet & Sour chicken thing, but made the common mistake of using too much dough hiding too little chicken
more like "bottom line"
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Got three meals into a Burger King booklet before I just threw it away
I tried their buffalo chicken tenders because they looked good on the menu but while they appear to have a dry rub on them on the menu in fact they are slathered with a very orange buffalo sauce which makes it impossible to eat without either getting yourself incredibly messy or requires the usage of silverware. And it wasn't that great anyway, I guess I'm not a huge fan of buffalo seasoning to begin with.
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When I'm feeling naughty I baconator it up.
This is the truth. Their sausage is actually good, and the biscuit is hands-down Top 3 in fast food.
Top Fast Food Biscuits:
1) Popeye's
2) Hardee's
3) Bojangles
4 (tie)) Chik-Fil-A and McDonald's
999999) Burger King