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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    slappybag wrote: »
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    This looks like a fake game, but I must have it.

    For a moment, I envisioned that as a spiritual successor to Surgeon Simulator, but with cars.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • KalnaurKalnaur I See Rain . . . Centralia, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    LostNinja wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    Whenever Rust gets around to adding female players, I'll be joining in that. It sounds great. Right now it just lurks in my backlog... waiting... breathing heavily... and occasionally making strange noises to let me know it's still there.
    Not unlike @Smokestacks

    But naked men smashing naked women in the head with rocks is misogynistic. Or at least it would cause a ruckus for being misogynistic.

    *all I know about Rust is naked people smash each other with rocks

    But if there are naked men and naked women then it could be:

    naked men smashing naked men with rocks
    naked men smashing naked women with rocks
    naked women smashing naked men with rocks
    naked women smashing naked women with rocks

    Which, unless you are really looking for something to complain about, seems pretty fair. Now, if whole servers collectively decided to only shoot, smash or otherwise kill female avatars as well as deny them any and all gear (or something along that spectrum), that I would argue as being misogynistic.;)

    @Kalnaur meet the Internet, internet meet Kalnaur.

    There are awful folks that just like to bitch to bitch, to be sure. But those folks can bite themselves and die of the poison as far as I'm concerned. ;)
    LostNinja wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    Whenever Rust gets around to adding female players, I'll be joining in that. It sounds great. Right now it just lurks in my backlog... waiting... breathing heavily... and occasionally making strange noises to let me know it's still there.
    Not unlike @Smokestacks

    But naked men smashing naked women in the head with rocks is misogynistic. Or at least it would cause a ruckus for being misogynistic.

    *all I know about Rust is naked people smash each other with rocks

    But if there are naked men and naked women then it could be:

    naked men smashing naked men with rocks
    naked men smashing naked women with rocks
    naked women smashing naked men with rocks
    naked women smashing naked women with rocks

    Which, unless you are really looking for something to complain about, seems pretty fair. Now, if whole servers collectively decided to only shoot, smash or otherwise kill female avatars as well as deny them any and all gear (or something along that spectrum), that I would argue as being misogynistic.;)

    @Kalnaur meet the Internet, internet meet Kalnaur.

    Much of the mod videos for Resident Evil 4 PC are Ryona clips of female replacers. Mount and Blade had a naked Amazon Mod back during the 2005 alpha (which also makes a good case study for Early alphas). There is WARFRAME porn. ANIMATED WARFRAME PORN!

    There is no IF when it comes to female bodies on the internet, but WHEN.

    . . . what's wrong with Warframe Porn?

    Or am I the only one here that entertains themselves from time to time with the insanity that is rule 34?
    LostNinja wrote: »
    LostNinja wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    Whenever Rust gets around to adding female players, I'll be joining in that. It sounds great. Right now it just lurks in my backlog... waiting... breathing heavily... and occasionally making strange noises to let me know it's still there.
    Not unlike @Smokestacks

    But naked men smashing naked women in the head with rocks is misogynistic. Or at least it would cause a ruckus for being misogynistic.

    *all I know about Rust is naked people smash each other with rocks

    But if there are naked men and naked women then it could be:

    naked men smashing naked men with rocks
    naked men smashing naked women with rocks
    naked women smashing naked men with rocks
    naked women smashing naked women with rocks

    Which, unless you are really looking for something to complain about, seems pretty fair. Now, if whole servers collectively decided to only shoot, smash or otherwise kill female avatars as well as deny them any and all gear (or something along that spectrum), that I would argue as being misogynistic.;)

    @Kalnaur meet the Internet, internet meet Kalnaur.

    Much of the mod videos for Resident Evil 4 PC are Ryona clips of female replacers. Mount and Blade had a naked Amazon Mod back during the 2005 alpha (which also makes a good case study for Early alphas). There is WARFRAME porn. ANIMATED WARFRAME PORN!

    There is no IF when it comes to female bodies on the internet, but WHEN.

    How would warframe porn even work, they are in armor and no one knows what they look like out of it? Wait on second thought I don't want to know, I will stay blissfully ignorant.

    Tentacles. Metal, retractable tentacles.

    You're welcome for that visual.



    And to actually make this post contain something Steam-worthy: thanks to @jclast for giving me the gift of coin and cleavage, aka The Bard's Tale. Stay classy, my friend.

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    And to actually make this post contain something Steam-worthy: thanks to @jclast for giving me the gift of coin and cleavage, aka The Bard's Tale. Stay classy, my friend.

    The Bard's Tale is wonderful.

    Mostly because Cary Elwes. <3


    ~~ Pixie on Steam ~~
    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
  • KalnaurKalnaur I See Rain . . . Centralia, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    And to actually make this post contain something Steam-worthy: thanks to @jclast for giving me the gift of coin and cleavage, aka The Bard's Tale. Stay classy, my friend.

    The Bard's Tale is wonderful.

    Mostly because Cary Elwes. <3

    He informed me.

    We started quoting Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

    We didn't make it to Princess Bride.

    Or Saw, for that matter.

    Edit: God damn fucking devil emote doesn't work.

    Kalnaur on
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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    I couldn't have traded Saw quotes anyways. I stay away from horror films. Princess Bride, though? I'm eagerly awaiting when my kids are big enough for that to be their go-to movie. Don't get me wrong - I like Cars. But I need the next generation to enjoy Princess Bride as much as my wife and I do.

    jclast on
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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Source filmmaker combined with mesh and texture extraction has created a lot of opportunity. On a technical level, the fact that someone with patience and skill can make video porn out of anything is impressive. From a player standpoint, I never paid that much attention to Mag's feet until now.

  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    So what we have here is one of the best games ever made. There, I said it. It has unique gameplay mechanics you won't find anywhere else, good writing and great dialogue, and a metric wizard's ton of replayability.

    You are a wizard who may or may not have contributed, ever so slightly, to the complete destruction of your own world. Mistakes happen. It's cool.

    But now, you are in a new world and you most certainly won't make a mess of things, especially since the gods of this world are all totally willing to give you complete control over the souls and powers under their dominion. What could go wrong?

    You know what, you should really just meet them (skip to 2:50 to get straight to the gods):

    http://youtu.be/1qUD5GDtF8c#t=2m50s

    Want to see what happens next? Well, click the link below and you will! Be sure to share you story here and let us know what you think!
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    Oh, and you raise armies and giant monsters, sling spells that can permanently tear apart the world, raise volcanoes, and battle other wizards all in real time. That's fun too.

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  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    Last call for the two copies I'm giving away of La-Mulana!
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  • IncindiumIncindium Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Thanks to @Jclast for gifting me Super Sanctum Tower Defense(or Super STD as he called it)... Was gonna sells some cards to pick it up while it was on sale but now I don't have to :)

    Also I couldn't resist and I bought Neo Scavenger. I've died 4-5 times and still not sure exactly what I'm doing yet but its pretty cool.

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    PSN: IncindiumX
  • KalnaurKalnaur I See Rain . . . Centralia, WARegistered User regular
    jclast wrote: »
    I couldn't have traded Saw quotes anyways. I stay away from horror films. Princess Bride, though? I'm eagerly awaiting when my kids are big enough for that to be their go-to movie. Don't get me wrong - I like Cars. But I need the next generation to enjoy Princess Bride as much as my wife and I do.

    To be fair, I stay away from most horror flicks too, including the Saw movies. I just know he's in the first one. Though the quotes would probably go something like "oh god oh god idontwannadie", so, probably not as quoteable.

    And every child must be shown Princess Bride. ;)

    I make art things! deviantART: Kalnaur ::: Origin: Kalnaur ::: UPlay: Kalnaur
  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    NEO Scavenger just hit that point that puts it above and beyond all other games because I found the recipe for Human Meat.

    Crafting spoilers:
    1 part body, 1 part slicing instrument

    Wheeling a shopping cart full of human meat across the wasteland and casually brandishing an empty shotgun to scare away raiders allllll day long... until I die of infection.

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  • DaringDirkDaringDirk Daddy CEO Oakland, CARegistered User regular
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    jclast wrote: »
    I couldn't have traded Saw quotes anyways. I stay away from horror films. Princess Bride, though? I'm eagerly awaiting when my kids are big enough for that to be their go-to movie. Don't get me wrong - I like Cars. But I need the next generation to enjoy Princess Bride as much as my wife and I do.

    To be fair, I stay away from most horror flicks too, including the Saw movies. I just know he's in the first one. Though the quotes would probably go something like "oh god oh god idontwannadie", so, probably not as quoteable.

    And every child must be shown Princess Bride. ;)

    Hell, my daughter's not quite three and she's seen it twice. Her fave is Nightmare Before Christmas though, she loved it before she'd ever seen it since we have all the toys.

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  • KalnaurKalnaur I See Rain . . . Centralia, WARegistered User regular
    DaringDirk wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    jclast wrote: »
    I couldn't have traded Saw quotes anyways. I stay away from horror films. Princess Bride, though? I'm eagerly awaiting when my kids are big enough for that to be their go-to movie. Don't get me wrong - I like Cars. But I need the next generation to enjoy Princess Bride as much as my wife and I do.

    To be fair, I stay away from most horror flicks too, including the Saw movies. I just know he's in the first one. Though the quotes would probably go something like "oh god oh god idontwannadie", so, probably not as quoteable.

    And every child must be shown Princess Bride. ;)

    Hell, my daughter's not quite three and she's seen it twice. Her fave is Nightmare Before Christmas though, she loved it before she'd ever seen it since we have all the toys.

    I have no kids yet, and sadly the only niece or nephew I have close enough to watch movies with is still a bit of a chicken. At 7. Like, Nightmare Moon terrifies her for months after seconds on screen. I blame her mom, who is an even bigger scaredie cat.

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  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    SteevL wrote: »
    Last call for the two copies I'm giving away of La-Mulana!
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    Congrats to @Svevin (aka Kevko) and @BigDes!

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    And to actually make this post contain something Steam-worthy: thanks to @jclast for giving me the gift of coin and cleavage, aka The Bard's Tale. Stay classy, my friend.

    The Bard's Tale is wonderful.

    Mostly because Cary Elwes. <3

    He informed me.

    We started quoting Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

    We didn't make it to Princess Bride.

    Or Saw, for that matter.

    Edit: God damn fucking devil emote doesn't work.

    IIRC, it's :twisted:

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    @Kias

    May want to fix the link to your entry. You accidentally linked to the image, not the giveaway.

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    slappybag wrote: »
    Gr45gvf.png

    This looks like a fake game, but I must have it.

    For a moment, I envisioned that as a spiritual successor to Surgeon Simulator, but with cars.

    It it entails pluggin the car into a computer. Looking up the code and replacing the part. Then charging the individual twice the hours because that is what the standard hours are out of the book? :)

  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    slappybag wrote: »
    Gr45gvf.png

    This looks like a fake game, but I must have it.

    For a moment, I envisioned that as a spiritual successor to Surgeon Simulator, but with cars.

    It it entails pluggin the car into a computer. Looking up the code and replacing the part. Then charging the individual twice the hours because that is what the standard hours are out of the book? :)

    I am playing this game in real life today. It is not a good game.

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  • KalnaurKalnaur I See Rain . . . Centralia, WARegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    And to actually make this post contain something Steam-worthy: thanks to @jclast for giving me the gift of coin and cleavage, aka The Bard's Tale. Stay classy, my friend.

    The Bard's Tale is wonderful.

    Mostly because Cary Elwes. <3

    He informed me.

    We started quoting Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

    We didn't make it to Princess Bride.

    Or Saw, for that matter.

    Edit: God damn fucking devil emote doesn't work.

    IIRC, it's :twisted:

    Yeah, I was trying to use the default one listed in the dropdown with no success.

    Blackguards, Giana Sisters or Rayman Legends. Which DEMO should I hit first?

    I make art things! deviantART: Kalnaur ::: Origin: Kalnaur ::: UPlay: Kalnaur
  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    And to actually make this post contain something Steam-worthy: thanks to @jclast for giving me the gift of coin and cleavage, aka The Bard's Tale. Stay classy, my friend.

    The Bard's Tale is wonderful.

    Mostly because Cary Elwes. <3

    He informed me.

    We started quoting Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

    We didn't make it to Princess Bride.

    Or Saw, for that matter.

    Edit: God damn fucking devil emote doesn't work.

    IIRC, it's :twisted:

    Yeah, I was trying to use the default one listed in the dropdown with no success.

    Blackguards, Giana Sisters or Rayman Legends. Which DEMO should I hit first?

    Blackguards.

    ~~ Pixie on Steam ~~
    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
  • SokpuppetSokpuppet You only yoyo once Registered User regular
    Guise of the Wolf looks really interesting.

    Sort've like Thief or Deus Ex or Metroid Prime except you're a werewolf?

  • BeryllineBerylline One Tiara to rule them all Registered User regular
    There are a few hours left on this one:
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  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    Pixie @Ultrahonky: Lord of the Jive Turkeys just hit me with Electronic Super Joy because it was pink, and she was displeased I mentioned a game again, and she knows I'm broke.

    Can someone gift her NEO Scavenger so this madness can end and I can discuss this amazing game without fear? Someday in the distant future she will pay but I'll probably be lenient on the amazing person who gets her off my back!

    As always thank you but please stop!

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    ^ Crazy talk. Never happened.

    ~~ Pixie on Steam ~~
    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    ^ Crazy talk. Never happened.

    I let it go the other time but a steam thread where NEO can't be discussed without being assaulted is just wrong.

    My first game
    Just hit random on traits and started, jumped out of a window and within 6 minutes a bandit beat me to death with a stick

    Second game
    Hacked a computer, beat the hell out of the bandits, won a tournament after eating human bbq, died of infection brought on by a wound I took from a large headed person that slashed my leg, or the water I drank after the encounter, not sure not a medic.

    The game does exist and no amount of your bullying will deny it!

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  • CorsiniCorsini Registered User regular
    I bought The Bureau a while back but still haven't played it. Is the DLC worthwhile? If it is I can put it on the pile while it's on sale.

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  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    @Ultrahonky: Lord of the Jive Turkeys is amazing and insane and should be stopped. Now she's targeting my wishlist by sending me the dlc to teleglitch. I am begging the PA community to please put a stop to her.

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  • KalnaurKalnaur I See Rain . . . Centralia, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    See, @Scratchy, I have no possible way to retaliate, so I just don't bring it u . . .

    I mean, I'm rolling in the dough and games?

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  • CorsiniCorsini Registered User regular
    @Berylline solved my waffling over Bureau DLC by giving them to me. All of them. This is an excess of class.

    Thanks Berylline!

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    @Broncbuster, in a classy display, just gifted me Sanctum 2 Complete. Thank you!

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    3DS: 1607-3034-6970
  • DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    Scratchy wrote: »
    @Ultrahonky: Lord of the Jive Turkeys is amazing and insane and should be stopped. Now she's targeting my wishlist by sending me the dlc to teleglitch. I am begging the PA community to please put a stop to her.

    You've set foot in this madhouse so now I should tell you that the only way out is to buy all the games before they can.

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Sokpuppet wrote: »
    Guise of the Wolf looks really interesting.

    Sort've like Thief or Deus Ex or Metroid Prime except you're a werewolf?

    Ooooohhhhhh! Now I just need the coven management games and alien infiltrator games(yess, I know about Octodad), and I will be happy.

  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    @Viking sent me some candy! In the shape of vikings or something.

    bannersaga.jpg

    Thank you! It looks delicious! Can't wait to sink my teeth into this. <3<3<3
    Now I have to put something back on the wishlist though because you went and messed up my nice round number. You monster.

    ~~ Pixie on Steam ~~
    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
  • GroveGrove Los AngelesRegistered User regular
    @Viking sent me some candy! In the shape of vikings or something.

    bannersaga.jpg

    Thank you! It looks delicious! Can't wait to sink my teeth into this. <3<3<3
    Now I have to put something back on the wishlist though because you went and messed up my nice round number. You monster.

    Odd numbers are superior.

    Selling PS3 & 360 Madcatz TE Stick
  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    What are some opinions on SNOW? Between the Winter Olympics coming up and the X-Games going on now, I have an itch that it might scratch. Is the snowboarding content live yet, it's still listed as planned?

  • SokpuppetSokpuppet You only yoyo once Registered User regular
    LostNinja wrote: »
    What are some opinions on SNOW? Between the Winter Olympics coming up and the X-Games going on now, I have an itch that it might scratch. Is the snowboarding content live yet, it's still listed as planned?

    Was not impressed.
    If you have snow or mountains or anything like that around, just go do it for real.
    If not, pick up an SSX game. 3 is my favorite :-)

  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    Drake wrote: »
    Scratchy wrote: »
    @Ultrahonky: Lord of the Jive Turkeys is amazing and insane and should be stopped. Now she's targeting my wishlist by sending me the dlc to teleglitch. I am begging the PA community to please put a stop to her.

    You've set foot in this madhouse so now I should tell you that the only way out is to buy all the games before they can.

    The last time I cleared my wishlist I was gifted way to much for a simple hit and run. I need a wishlist and I need things within the 5 or so dollar mark so that I might avenge properly without declaring bankruptcy.

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  • SokpuppetSokpuppet You only yoyo once Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    In Neo Scavenger news, spears are OHHHHhhhh PEEEEE.
    For most enemies you can stand off at range 3 and poke your opponent until they bleed out, never taking a scratch.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    Sokpuppet wrote: »
    LostNinja wrote: »
    What are some opinions on SNOW? Between the Winter Olympics coming up and the X-Games going on now, I have an itch that it might scratch. Is the snowboarding content live yet, it's still listed as planned?

    Was not impressed.
    If you have snow or mountains or anything like that around, just go do it for real.
    If not, pick up an SSX game. 3 is my favorite :-)

    I've been having this itch lately too. Newest SSX is like 11 bucks or so at Gamestop used. Almost picked it up the other day. I know it's not steam, but we haven't had a decent snow sports game on PC since ski free.

    Steam: offday
  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    Shoes are op, tackle and stomp. Getting a set of shoes for each foot is the problem. Getting in range of rifle wielding marauders is also a problem. There are so many problems to becoming the savior of the wastes that it is so worth it when you do.

    You might have to eat people.

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