This is a weird thing that's been happening to me today. Page one shows 28 threads, 2 shows 20, 3 22, 4 30, 5 17. This is after I cleared my cache to try and get rid of the spoiler thing (that didn't fix it). Before that, the count was thus: 1- 30, 2- 15, 3- 30, 4- 26, 5- 21. It's a mild thing, but it definitely wasn't happening earlier this week. I don't use the old style sheet or anything like that.
heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.