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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    At the end of 100 days of pregnancy, Geth pseudo-randomly selects someone from [chat] to name skippy's baby.

    I would be so happy if skip agreed to this

    xXcloud_bowser_DrWho_sjw_420Xx

    call him/her Seperoth_666

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Skippy will go with the marketing communications theme and name his child with a twitter handle.

    15yrs from now, he's still having to explain ancient technology to his friends...

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Skippy will go with the marketing communications theme and name his child with a twitter handle.

    15yrs from now, he's still having to explain ancient technology to his friends...

    @the_real_babby_dumptruck

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    With the interrobang on the end.

    Birth certificate all

    "Ampersand Interrobang!? Jones"

    "Really!?"

    "You named me Interrobang!?"

    The sullen teenage sister pipes up,

    "Could be worse...

    They could have named you ellipsis..."

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    If we're going with punctuation I like Em Dash

    Ampersand is pretty good too tho

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Hortense

    Dorcas

    Agatha



    Skippy should consider these if the doctors tell him he's going to have a 95-year old.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Malificent is a fantastic girl's name.

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    go with the classics

    hunter
    millhouse
    mitt

    Thrillho

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Horatio Dumptruck

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    D'aawww, Flame Princess' new look is cooool
    S5e47_FP_listening_to_CB%27s_confession.png

    Like it's burning low at the bottom or sumthin

    Oh brilliant
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Lorelei
    Bruno
    Agatha
    Lance

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    At the end of 100 days of pregnancy, Geth pseudo-randomly selects someone from [chat] to name skippy's baby.

    I would be so happy if skip agreed to this

    xXcloud_bowser_DrWho_sjw_420Xx

    Weedlord bonerhitler

    Eventually they go back and forth on picking a name but they can't agree on anything and skippy gets frustrated and just scribbles in "Bonerfart" on the form.

    this was amazing and didn't deserve to be BotP

    :):)

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    bonahfaht

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Srsly though Skippy, congratulations to the both of you. Is fantastic news! :)

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Eva is a good girl's name too. Eva B Dumptruck

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    I have been barely holding in full throated laughter for the last couple pages.

    People are looking at me strangely.

    Fuck you all.

    Also, grats Skippy. You continue to be powerful and virile.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    The names of my future children will now be

    Emily Dash B____

    Ampersand Interrobang B____

    and on the condition she's still a friend a decade from now and I've lost some weird bet

    Cassandra Cassandra B____

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Name your kid something super boring, Skippy.
    Like John or Robert.

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    Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Malificent is a fantastic girl's name.

    but then she grows up

    decides people oughta call her Mal

    aims to misbehave

    gi5h0gjqwti1.jpg
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Malificent is a fantastic girl's name.

    but then she grows up

    decides people oughta call her Mal

    aims to misbehave

    that's still pretty cool

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Malificent is a fantastic girl's name.

    but then she grows up

    decides people oughta call her Mal

    aims to misbehave

    MY DAUGHTER IS GOING INTO THE FAMILY BUSINESS OF DARK SORCERY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Ingrid von Platypus Dumptruck.
    Lady Duchess of the Portland Portapotty Company

    Bless your heart.
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    even divorced from the Firefly reference because it's already 10 years old

    If you're going to pick a latin root word for a nickname, "mal" is pretty bad-ass

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    schwa

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Name your kid something super boring, Skippy.
    Like John or Robert.

    the names of kings

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    hodgie dumptruck

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Oooh new babby Dumptruck?

    Huck Finn
    YYZ
    LaFleur

    Oh brilliant
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    schwa

    ə

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    ə... schwa's not bad

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Malificent is a fantastic girl's name.

    but then she grows up

    decides people oughta call her Mal

    aims to misbehave

    MY DAUGHTER IS GOING INTO THE FAMILY BUSINESS OF DARK SORCERY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

    Hon, I hate to tell you this, but ALL girls are in the business of dark sorcery to one extent or another

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Name your kid Merlin.

    Make him think Hogwarts is real.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Malificent is a fantastic girl's name.

    but then she grows up

    decides people oughta call her Mal

    aims to misbehave

    MY DAUGHTER IS GOING INTO THE FAMILY BUSINESS OF DARK SORCERY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

    Hon, I hate to tell you this, but ALL girls are in the business of dark sorcery to one extent or another

    'xism

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Skippy Jr was announced in this chat
    Thus he gets named after this chat

    The world needs to get ready for Fandango Dumptruck

    Good news: He already has a catchphrase and theme music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzMURyGo_9s

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    People have been calling me by the short form version of my name my whole life

    then at 18 people started telling me that the full version actually sounds kinda badass

    but it was too late, I'd cemented my identity as the short form

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Malificent is a fantastic girl's name.

    but then she grows up

    decides people oughta call her Mal

    aims to misbehave

    MY DAUGHTER IS GOING INTO THE FAMILY BUSINESS OF DARK SORCERY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

    Hon, I hate to tell you this, but ALL girls are in the business of dark sorcery to one extent or another

    blood for the blood god
    m i rite

    m i rite

    *shoots self*

    Bless your heart.
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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    As a girl....

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Oooh new babby Dumptruck?

    Huck Finn
    YYZ
    LaFleur

    v creative hi 5

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Name your kid Merlin.

    Make him think Hogwarts is real.

    Why don't you just teach him that Gandalf said "Use the force, Harry," while you're at it?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My friend goes around to high schools to give talks and answer questions about sex as a teacher to 16 year olds. A girl began to cry once and told the teacher (and the whole class) that she was a hermaphrodite. After calming her down and explaining it all she agreed to answer more questions for those curious. Turns out she was just talking about her clitoris and thought it was a penis.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    shiggity shiggity schwa

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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