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  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.

    Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    It sounds like we need to have 4chan host a sex ed class for all American teens

    then nobody will be confused, the only question left will be "is the human race's existence a good thing?"

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.

    Wait, girls don't poop babies???

    Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.

    You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?

    Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.

    When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.

    bowen
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.

    And my biggest complaints with him are:

    his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor

    he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks

    all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship

    That's a pretty darned good complaint list, yeah.

    Really happy for you guys. Whatever else you guys go through, you're a heck of a couple.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.

    And my biggest complaints with him are:

    his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor

    he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks

    all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship

    oh god

    if only I had as few annoying things about me

    GonmunDeebaser
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    definitely anything that anyone says about a famous person at their school is true

    definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco

    definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars

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    Wash
  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    It sounds like we need to have 4chan host a sex ed class for all American teens

    then nobody will be confused, the only question left will be "is the human race's existence a good thing?"
    LOL!!

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.

    And my biggest complaints with him are:

    his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor

    he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks

    all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship

    oh god

    if only I had as few annoying things about me

    skippy

    dish

    what do you get nagged about

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    definitely anything that anyone says about a famous person at their school is true

    definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco

    definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars

    I am just relaying facts that were relayed to me by friends who had firsthand knowledge, -_-

  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    definitely anything that anyone says about a famous person at their school is true

    definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco

    definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars
    was it really awkward, stilted sex

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.

    Wait, girls don't poop babies???

    Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.

    You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?

    Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.

    When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.

    Wait, girls poop too??

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    TTODewback
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.


    :|
    what about this one

    how did she make it to 17 before anyone realized she didn't have a vagina

    No one had looked at it and she hadn't asked questions. It's not as surprising as you'd think.

    I feel like that's a shocking failure of both parenting and pediatric care.

    override367RMS OceanicBelasco32
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    definitely anything that anyone says about a famous person at their school is true

    definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco

    definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars

    I am just relaying facts that were relayed to me by friends who had firsthand knowledge, -_-

    I know

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    definitely anything that anyone says about a famous person at their school is true

    definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco

    definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars
    was it really awkward, stilted sex

    is there another kind?

    also lol

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    The school I went to at 15 demonstrated how to put a condom onto a giant balloon penis and handed out free condoms. It was a pretty cool school

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Wow, Aaron is worse than Hitler.

    Bless your heart.
    CindersWashDark Raven X
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.

    Thanks Texas.

    bowenoverride367TTODewbackDasUberEdwardAtomikaBelasco32
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @Thomamelas‌

    Shots fired in the Ukraine.

    Well warning shots but it was the Russians firing them.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26440424

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    The stove thing is INFURIATING though

    I refuse to clean it because he can wipe it as soon as it hits the surface like a human being

    I'm not going to scrub crusted food off the stove or wall

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.

    Wait, girls don't poop babies???

    Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.

    You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?

    Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.

    When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.

    Wait, girls poop too??

    man I wonder if exposure to all that hardcore porn in my developmental years fucked me up a little...

    *rearranges porcelain doll and machete collection*

    override367 on
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.

    Wait, girls don't poop babies???

    Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.

    You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?

    Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.

    When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.

    Wait, girls poop too??

    No. Jesus Christ, Bowen, we just went over this.

    Girls don't have to poop because their babies eat the intestine food for them. The only reason they have butts is so they can have babies and so they can look nice in yoga pants.

    bowen
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.

    Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.

    But if we teach kids about sex, we have to think of them as human beings that have desires.

    Now try to get that image out of your head.

    And the rest of [chat] is going to think about their parents doing the deed and which position they prefer.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the main things i get nagged about are leaving the toilet seat up, leaving the laundry for the last minute, being emotionally distant, and my ongoing drug addiction

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
  • YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    It's almost like a combination of making sex a uncomfortable subject to talk about to people in general and taking deliberate efforts to not talk about it for fear of teens becoming sexually active early leads to mass misunderstanding and ignorance.

    CindersAtomika
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippy

    dish

    what do you get nagged about

    the worst things about me, partner-wise:

    I do not clean up after myself much or do much housework
    I almost never get up early with sawyer (my argument here is that sarah is a morning person but I really should at least one weekend day)

    actually as I reflect on this I am otherwise p amazing

    I am not jealous or controlling, and am supportive of sarah's choices
    I do not have issues with my partner spending money

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.

    Wait, girls don't poop babies???

    Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.

    You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?

    Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.

    When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.

    Wait, girls poop too??

    No. Jesus Christ, Bowen, we just went over this.

    Girls don't have to poop because their babies eat the intestine food for them. The only reason they have butts is so they can have babies and so they can look nice in yoga pants.

    It all makes sense!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    These stories make me feel better about my own ignorance when I was younger

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    Variable
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    definitely anything that anyone says about a famous person at their school is true

    definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco

    definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars

    I knew it!!

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I don't put the toilet seat up, it's like the olympic games.

    I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Solomaxwell6
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Some parts of the US are basically North Korea when it comes to sexed

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.


    :|
    what about this one

    how did she make it to 17 before anyone realized she didn't have a vagina

    No one had looked at it and she hadn't asked questions. It's not as surprising as you'd think.

    I feel like that's a shocking failure of both parenting and pediatric care.

    Guys! It says the external organs are normal looking. So her vulva is fine, it just doesn't actually lead to a vagina.

    Making it to 17 with no one attempting to penetrate her is p.good. ;D

    Also protip, google thinks vulva is synonymous with vagina

    Oh brilliant
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.

    Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.

    Yeah, Texas is extremely fucked up in this area. It's part of the reason that there is such a big problem with teenage pregnancy right now. It's just sad.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am always surprised by how good my sex ed in 5th grade was.

    At least when it came to anatomy and safe sex.

    So weird.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.

    And my biggest complaints with him are:

    his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor

    he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks

    all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship

    oh god

    if only I had as few annoying things about me

    skippy

    dish

    what do you get nagged about

    quills constantly stabbing his wife

    no opposable thumbs

    won't take out the garbage because he claims "I can't reach that high"

    skippydumptruckZampanovdesc
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    @Thomamelas‌

    Shots fired in the Ukraine.

    Well warning shots but it was the Russians firing them.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26440424

    Uh oh

    Cinders
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    My high school was pretty good in general, but sex ed boiled down to:

    LOOK AT THESE GROSS PICTURES.

    IS NOT THE SEXING A GROSS THING WITH GROSS RESULTS?

    YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND YOU WILL BASICALLY DIE!!1!

    spool32
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippy

    dish

    what do you get nagged about

    the worst things about me, partner-wise:

    I do not clean up after myself much or do much housework
    I almost never get up early with sawyer (my argument here is that sarah is a morning person but I really should at least one weekend day)

    actually as I reflect on this I am otherwise p amazing

    I am not jealous or controlling, and am supportive of sarah's choices
    I do not have issues with my partner spending money

    That's not bad.

    I'd gay marry you skips.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
    skippydumptruck
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    But seriously Skippy, if you don't name your new babby Cindy, I will be eternally offended. :P

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I don't put the toilet seat up, it's like the olympic games.

    I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.

    I think most people with penises do it.

    It's just instinct.

    bowen
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.

    Thanks Texas.

    To be fair, everyone who has had sex in the past died at some point.

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