Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.
Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
Yeah, Texas is extremely fucked up in this area. It's part of the reason that there is such a big problem with teenage pregnancy right now. It's just sad.
while texas has one of the higher incidences of teen pregnancy, it's improved dramatically (and the country in general has improved dramatically). i think i read that this is like, the time of least teen pregnancies since ww2?
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.
Thanks Texas.
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
I don't put the toilet seat up, it's like the olympic games.
I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.
I think most people with penises do it.
It's just instinct.
I once hit a fly out of midair with a piss stream. It was probably my biggest accomplishment in life.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.
Thanks Texas.
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.
Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
Yeah, Texas is extremely fucked up in this area. It's part of the reason that there is such a big problem with teenage pregnancy right now. It's just sad.
while texas has one of the higher incidences of teen pregnancy, it's improved dramatically (and the country in general has improved dramatically). i think i read that this is like, the time of least teen pregnancies since ww2?
Also we have a shit-ton of immigration from a nation that is far, far worse about it than ours.
I don't put the toilet seat up, it's like the olympic games.
I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.
I think most people with penises do it.
It's just instinct.
I once hit a fly out of midair with a piss stream. It was probably my biggest accomplishment in life.
i once shot down in a messerschmitt in the battle of britain with mine
they called me the yellow duke
+1
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
my worst crime re: human anatomy was that I thought tampons were spring loaded and girls shot them into their vaginas
I don't put the toilet seat up, it's like the olympic games.
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I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.
I think most people with penises do it.
It's just instinct.
I once hit a fly out of midair with a piss stream. It was probably my biggest accomplishment in life.
i once shot down in a messerschmitt in the battle of britain with mine
My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.
Thanks Texas.
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
True story.
The message seems like it's trying to say "each time you have an emotionally invested relationship and it ends, it causes some damage to your mental health and that kind of thing can be bad if you let it be."
But then someone was like "nah son, we gotta shame everyone, work sex into that and make people feel bad for being animals with urges."
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
+1
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.
Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
Yeah, Texas is extremely fucked up in this area. It's part of the reason that there is such a big problem with teenage pregnancy right now. It's just sad.
while texas has one of the higher incidences of teen pregnancy, it's improved dramatically (and the country in general has improved dramatically). i think i read that this is like, the time of least teen pregnancies since ww2?
Also we have a shit-ton of immigration from a nation that is far, far worse about it than ours.
Not an excuse. New York gets far more Canadians than Texas, and we don't have that problem!
Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.
Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
Yeah, Texas is extremely fucked up in this area. It's part of the reason that there is such a big problem with teenage pregnancy right now. It's just sad.
while texas has one of the higher incidences of teen pregnancy, it's improved dramatically (and the country in general has improved dramatically). i think i read that this is like, the time of least teen pregnancies since ww2?
Also we have a shit-ton of immigration from a nation that is far, far worse about it than ours.
Not an excuse. New York gets far more Canadians than Texas, and we don't have that problem!
Canadians not especially known for their high birthrate
My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.
Thanks Texas.
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
True story.
It takes a really sad, bitter, jaded person to think that, and a terribly selfish and lonely one to decide to pass that hate down to children.
My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.
Thanks Texas.
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
True story.
It takes a really sad, bitter, jaded person to think that, and a terribly selfish and lonely one to decide to pass that hate down to children.
I don't put the toilet seat up, it's like the olympic games.
I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.
I think most people with penises do it.
It's just instinct.
I once hit a fly out of midair with a piss stream. It was probably my biggest accomplishment in life.
My wife's terrier once snapped a fly out of the air.
Strutted around, dropped her trophy in front of a person, wagged her tail and smiled, repeated.
Nothing compared to your exploits, though.
kedinik on
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
Loody mek so much sense nao
Oh brilliant
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.
Thanks Texas.
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
True story.
The message seems like it's trying to say "each time you have an emotionally invested relationship and it ends, it causes some damage to your mental health and that kind of thing can be bad if you let it be."
But then someone was like "nah son, we gotta shame everyone, work sex into that and make people feel bad for being animals with urges."
It's just another tool in the pro-abstinence toolbox, which is admittedly pretty slim on quality tools.
"Don't have sex until marriage, kids!"
"Why?"
"Because you'll get pregnant and ruin your life!"
"Condoms and birth control?"
"And God will hate you!"
"I don't believe that."
"And . . uh . . . you'll die miserable and alone?"
". . . oh."
Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.
Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
Yeah, Texas is extremely fucked up in this area. It's part of the reason that there is such a big problem with teenage pregnancy right now. It's just sad.
while texas has one of the higher incidences of teen pregnancy, it's improved dramatically (and the country in general has improved dramatically). i think i read that this is like, the time of least teen pregnancies since ww2?
Also we have a shit-ton of immigration from a nation that is far, far worse about it than ours.
Not an excuse. New York gets far more Canadians than Texas, and we don't have that problem!
Canadians not especially known for their high birthrate
because who wants more Canadians, eh?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.
Thanks Texas.
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
True story.
A very church-y class.
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
My sex ed was just pictures of STDs and warnings about how if you have sex you will die.
Thanks Texas.
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
True story.
i don't understand
i'm an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no one would want and i never get laid
this is bullshit
+1
syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
A lot of pro-abstinence people must feel some kind of intense jealousy deep down inside toward people who have healthy active sex lives. For as much as their philosophy may decry it, it's difficult to ignore a physical necessity, and how dare anyone else enjoy it when they cannot.
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I have had sex in the past and I have not died yet.
while texas has one of the higher incidences of teen pregnancy, it's improved dramatically (and the country in general has improved dramatically). i think i read that this is like, the time of least teen pregnancies since ww2?
Nah.
In Texas we get the abstinence talk from one of the teachers who tells you that for each person you have sex with that you don't intend to marry, your capacity to love is diminished, eventually leaving you an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no good person would want.
True story.
I once hit a fly out of midair with a piss stream. It was probably my biggest accomplishment in life.
Well yes. They did that part too.
I am sorry but I make all bab naming decisions based on how much outrage they will generate in chat
Also we have a shit-ton of immigration from a nation that is far, far worse about it than ours.
they called me the yellow duke
which in retrospect
is a lot cooler
spring loaded tampons can be used as a last ditch self defense maneuver
the fierce flaxen
you pull on the string
just give it a good yank, like a party favor
BAMF it just shoots right into place.
It's only a matter of time before you do.
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So, Ann Coulter Dumptruck?
The message seems like it's trying to say "each time you have an emotionally invested relationship and it ends, it causes some damage to your mental health and that kind of thing can be bad if you let it be."
But then someone was like "nah son, we gotta shame everyone, work sex into that and make people feel bad for being animals with urges."
that's exactly what I thought
I may have been wrong, but I should have been right
Not an excuse. New York gets far more Canadians than Texas, and we don't have that problem!
Canadians not especially known for their high birthrate
because who wants more Canadians, eh?
It takes a really sad, bitter, jaded person to think that, and a terribly selfish and lonely one to decide to pass that hate down to children.
anymore they're pneumatic
Yeesh.
you know my mother?
Ah, now becomes the time where we roll the dice on human stupidity.
My wife's terrier once snapped a fly out of the air.
Strutted around, dropped her trophy in front of a person, wagged her tail and smiled, repeated.
Nothing compared to your exploits, though.
It's just another tool in the pro-abstinence toolbox, which is admittedly pretty slim on quality tools.
"Don't have sex until marriage, kids!"
"Why?"
"Because you'll get pregnant and ruin your life!"
"Condoms and birth control?"
"And God will hate you!"
"I don't believe that."
"And . . uh . . . you'll die miserable and alone?"
". . . oh."
A very church-y class.
i'm an empty husk incapable of intimacy that no one would want and i never get laid
this is bullshit
become a baws.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
http://pcottle.github.io/MSWorddit/
Warning, reddit.
doesn't that mean you got someone else to do it for you
Not me so far
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The key words here are "so far".
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Step 1: Give no fucks
Hell while you're at it, it doesn't count if [etc], right?