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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT regular Registered User regular
    Sometimes rule 34 is a gift, (very) often rule 34 is a curse.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx regular Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    Someone who plays Halo and Call of Duty

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Gooey
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    Quick, rant about why your favorite version of D&D is the best and only true version.

    EddyGooeybloodyroarxxjakobaggerMsAnthropyRear Admiral Choco
  • ElendilElendil regular Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee
    http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/187/8/e/fuck_this_gay_earth_by_ilikecoolstuffz-d3l60mo.png

    Gooey
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    you have reached

    the next level

    Gooey
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Somebody said "figuratively" when they meant literally, and I literally lost my mind for a moment.

    I am going to start doing this, just because it's delicious. LET'S MAKE FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY SWITCH PLACES.

    Rear Admiral Choco
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf regular Registered User regular
    Ok so the South Park game is kinda on the short side of things but it's absolutely worth it.

    Just finished it last night and I already want to do another play through, except I kinda wanna do that with some friends I know who would likely never play the game.

    Stupid not having a laptop

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    Quick, rant about why your favorite version of D&D is the best and only true version.

    um, D&D, peasant? *scoff* I play FATAL.

    919UOwT.png
    Jacobkosh
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    Quick, rant about why your favorite version of D&D is the best and only true version.

    um, D&D, peasant? *scoff* I play FATAL.

    roll for anal circumference

  • ElendilElendil regular Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    um i'm pretty sure it's my turn to cancel for some bullshit reason

    i won't be able to go because there's a dog outside my house sorry

    FeralPowerpuppies
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic regular Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    Quick, rant about why your favorite version of D&D is the best and only true version.

    um, D&D, peasant? *scoff* I play FATAL.

    Don't you mean RFAC?

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    elendil how dare you i have been the strong arming organizer of this pathetic group for years i am allowed freebies

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    Quick, rant about why your favorite version of D&D is the best and only true version.

    um, D&D, peasant? *scoff* I play FATAL.

    roll for anal circumference

    geth roll 4d12+14

    4d12+14 45 [4d12=8, 2, 12, 9]

    919UOwT.png
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    YQIbMh7.jpg

    FeralJacobkoshbloodyroarxxoverride367Rear Admiral ChocoChanusGonmunJamesAbdhyiusHappylilElf
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee
    http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/187/8/e/fuck_this_gay_earth_by_ilikecoolstuffz-d3l60mo.png

    is that the same image as before? I totally missed the whole punchline

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • ElendilElendil regular Registered User regular
    today i talked to the girl at work who gave me the flower show pass to do the booze tasting and we tried like, none of the same stuff

    she tried all the girl drinks while i was double-fisting laphroaig what's up with that

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Vampire Weekend's earlier stuff tries to be light-hearted cape cod rock with a very aware infusion of music from other cultures, and it is delivered the way someone with something to prove tries to flex their intellectual muscle, a la my or Podly's earlier posting days, with a little too much flair and 'look at this little flourish, look at me'

    They've evolved along these lines to the point where their new album is a bunch of interesting exercises in music and lyricism - sometimes super fast, super slow, poppy, heavy computer manipulation, minimalism, maximalism, etc

    It's obvious to me that the frontman is really talented and has a vision, but it's like Childish Gambino or Matthew Mcconaughey: if only they'd really apply themselves and stop messing around!

    I really like them the way I like myself: with a twinge of embarrassment

    Eddy on
    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco regular Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    giving up on tomb raider.

    fuck this terrible autosave pacing. At this one fucking terrible ambush with wave after wave of bad guys. 5+ minutes of non stop combat, with lots of people in sniper points, multiple dynamite/molotov throwers, and no autosaves.

    After wasting 20 minutes of my life on 4 botched attempts, I am just done.

    hee hee

    Remember when autosaves didn't exist and 20 minutes on a level was just some shit you had to suck up and repeat tomorrow because mom said it was dinner time this instant?



    We are spoiled as fuck nowadays :)

    ummmmm all u need 2 do is pause and leave console running til u return immediately after dinner fyi hth

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm regular Registered User regular
    ugh i don't deserve to have as good friends as i do i am a shitty doo doo

    poo
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    Quick, rant about why your favorite version of D&D is the best and only true version.

    um, D&D, peasant? *scoff* I play FATAL.

    roll for anal circumference

    geth roll 4d12+14

    congratulations, you meet the minimum stat requirements to qualify for the goatse class

    GooeyRear Admiral Choco
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm regular Registered User regular
    this pit in my stomach feeling i hate make it fix halp fix it

    poo
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    YQIbMh7.jpg

    i know exactly how he feels

    one time somebody caught me singing a foo fighters song

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • japanjapan regular Registered User regular
    Channel four news subtitle stenographer managed to subtitle the name of a Russian government minister, Sergey Lavrov, as "so gay lover of"

    Whoops

    FeralJacobkoshRear Admiral Choco
  • ElendilElendil regular Registered User regular
    one time someone caught me singing a song in latin

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    one time someone caught me singing a song in latin

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Somebody said "figuratively" when they meant literally, and I literally lost my mind for a moment.

    I am going to start doing this, just because it's delicious. LET'S MAKE FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY SWITCH PLACES.

    You shut your mouth you wretched slut

  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    Leave my precious literal use of literally alone

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=emsLrZg160s

    on one hand Justin Beiber is supreme douche of the universe, on the other hand who gives a shit about paparazzi

    Elendil
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I was never really into either Nirvana (yes, I know) or the Foo Fighters (though I have sung some of their songs!) but I think Dave Grohl has always seemed like one of the most likeable dudes in music.

    ChanusMsAnthropyVariableJamesMazzyxZampanov
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee

    Quick, rant about why your favorite version of D&D is the best and only true version.

    um, D&D, peasant? *scoff* I play FATAL.

    roll for anal circumference

    geth roll 4d12+14

    congratulations, you meet the minimum stat requirements to qualify for the goatse class

    i can't wait to use my "inhale" daily!

    919UOwT.png
    Jacobkosh
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    I think it's terrific that people are so adamant about the proper use of the word 'literally.'

    And by 'terrific' I mean the proper definition of 'inspiring terror.'

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    Variable
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    cape cod rock

    *lies face-down on the floor*

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=emsLrZg160s

    on one hand Justin Beiber is supreme douche of the universe, on the other hand who gives a shit about paparazzi

    Can't watch this...

    Did the Biebs kill a paparazzi and eat his still-beating heart?

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    cape cod rock

    *lies face-down on the floor*

    upper west side soweto

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • wanderingwandering regular Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Somebody said "figuratively" when they meant literally, and I literally lost my mind for a moment.

    I am going to start doing this, just because it's delicious. LET'S MAKE FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY SWITCH PLACES.

    atcwebmqawjl.png
    Richy
  • ElendilElendil regular Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    one time someone caught me singing a song in latin

    i still can't believe this fucking song is from a disney movie

    it has the h-word, and burning people, and lust, and adult themes

    what. is. the deal.

    Feraloverride367jakobagger
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm regular Registered User regular
    regarding DST being dumb

    i agree obviously because i am not a 20th century farmer

    friend made this fb comment tho
    i don't understand why daylight saving time doesn't begin at 4pm on a friday.

    SUCH A VALID POINT I FEEL

    poo
    FeralJacobkoshDeebaser
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    cape cod rock

    *lies face-down on the floor*

    upper west side soweto

    I don't have to take this

    I'm going to go home and work on a Dolorous Thug beat

    Eddy
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