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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=emsLrZg160s

    on one hand Justin Beiber is supreme douche of the universe, on the other hand who gives a shit about paparazzi

    I dont care about the Paparazzi but I do care about someone assaulting someone else and a witness thinking they are above the law and trying to actively impede an investigation.

    Also in that depo he says he was "detrimental" to his own career because hes an uneducated tool.

    Gonmun
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    and the word 'licentious!'

  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    welp

    next time I'm so hungry I could eat a horse

    I will know it just tastes like steak

    #foreignfood

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=emsLrZg160s

    on one hand Justin Beiber is supreme douche of the universe, on the other hand who gives a shit about paparazzi

    Can't watch this...

    Did the Biebs kill a paparazzi and eat his still-beating heart?

    its about him directing his security to rough em up

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    well

    justin bieber is detrimental to his own career

    bloodyroarxx21stCenturyGonmunJacobkosh
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    how is some seven-year old supposed to understand that this man has a huge boner for this chick but he is a misogynist so this boner makes him angry

    FeralEddyjakobagger
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=emsLrZg160s

    on one hand Justin Beiber is supreme douche of the universe, on the other hand who gives a shit about paparazzi

    Can't watch this...

    Did the Biebs kill a paparazzi and eat his still-beating heart?

    its about him directing his security to rough em up

    So...





    Did The Biebs' bodyguard kill paparazzi and prepare it as a meal for his lord?

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    one time someone caught me singing a song in latin

    i still can't believe this fucking song is from a disney movie

    it has the h-word, and burning people, and lust, and adult themes

    what. is. the deal.

    it's about a guy wanting to kill a girl because fuck her for not seeing how great a guy he is and wanting to fuck him

    the best part is there were probably a thousand Frolo's in real life

    Elendil
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Somebody said "figuratively" when they meant literally, and I literally lost my mind for a moment.

    I am going to start doing this, just because it's delicious. LET'S MAKE FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY SWITCH PLACES.

    Wow, that was really interesting. I always thought the use of "literally" to mean "figuratively" was a recent phenomenon, I had no idea it had so much history behind it.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    one time someone caught me singing a song in latin

    i still can't believe this fucking song is from a disney movie

    it has the h-word, and burning people, and lust, and adult themes

    what. is. the deal.

    it's about a guy wanting to kill a girl because fuck her for not seeing how great a guy he is and wanting to fuck him

    the best part is there were probably a thousand Frolo's in real life

    and also slut shaming

    21stCenturyjakobagger
  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    the difference between international cnn and American CNN coverage of the Malaysian plane crash is hilarious

    America all ITS TERRORISTS PROBABLY

    and

    HEY HERE'S A MONTAGE OF PLANE CRASHES

    so classy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    or plane disappearance I guess I should say

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    killing her probably won't change her mind

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    killing her probably won't change her mind

    oh no i am being murdered by an ugly dude whom i still dont ever want to have sex with

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    ChanusJacobkoshjakobagger
  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    killing her probably won't change her mind

    so you're saying there's a chance

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    Variable
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular

    I am moved to tears by this story.

    ir is unbearably scary to think about a child becoming autistic at age 3

    21stCenturyspool32
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    @Skippydumptruck i just bumped into a Subaru BRZ on the lot. Wtffffffffff

    bumped into like

    crashed

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    what i want to know is why the state department didn't provide additional security detail to flight 370

    what is obama hiding

    ChanusEddyjakobagger
  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    it really shows obamas weakness to have let this plane disappear

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
    FeralEddy
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Do you know

    It hadn't occurred to me that missing plane might be terrorism related until I read the thread on these forums, which suggests it in the OP

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    what i want to know is why the state department didn't provide additional security detail to flight 370

    what is obama hiding

    a secret dungeon where he does atheist muslim mass.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    season passes to A-basin are only 300 bucks? really?

    huh

    ideas

    poo
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=emsLrZg160s

    on one hand Justin Beiber is supreme douche of the universe, on the other hand who gives a shit about paparazzi

    Can't watch this...

    Did the Biebs kill a paparazzi and eat his still-beating heart?

    As a Canadian I just want to say that we're no longer apologizing for him as per the agreement in the Olympic semi-finals. As far as I'm concerned I hope you guys throw the book at his smug ass.

    desc wrote: »
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    21stCentury
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    what i want to know is why the state department didn't provide additional security detail to flight 370

    what is obama hiding

    a secret dungeon where he does atheist muslim mass.

    i bet that involves giving communion

    just like a socialist to hand out food for free

    21stCenturyJamesspool32
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    literally the only thing i have had to eat today is cheetos and a can of mountain dew

    what am i becomee
    http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/187/8/e/fuck_this_gay_earth_by_ilikecoolstuffz-d3l60mo.png

    is that the same image as before? I totally missed the whole punchline

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    Variable
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    i have never been in the las vegas airport i think

    it is kinda amazing

    there are some folks looking unbearably rough

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Somebody said "figuratively" when they meant literally, and I literally lost my mind for a moment.

    I am going to start doing this, just because it's delicious. LET'S MAKE FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY SWITCH PLACES.

    Then people will start ironically saying things like "You are figuratively Hitler"

    and then we will come full circle.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    also i think i overheard this girl say they are inviting 1,000 people to her wedding

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    dang writing a 50 page paper is harrrrrrrd

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I think it's terrific that people are so adamant about the proper use of the word 'literally.'

    And by 'terrific' I mean the proper definition of 'inspiring terror.'

    I find it terrific that people are made of adamantium.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
    Feral
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    @Skippydumptruck i just bumped into a Subaru BRZ on the lot. Wtffffffffff

    bumped into like

    crashed

    your honor

    you mean separate, like divide?

    i cant have that

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Watching the new Cosmos.

    They are doing a good job so far.

    Also looking at the Earth always elicits an emotional response from me.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    it would be better form to just say 'you are hitler'; the audience knows what you mean

    Chanus
  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Watching the new Cosmos.

    They are doing a good job so far.

    Also looking at the Earth always elicits an emotional response from me.

    yeah I'm usually look at that earth

    what a dick

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Watching the new Cosmos.

    They are doing a good job so far.

    Also looking at the Earth always elicits an emotional response from me.

    yeah I'm usually look at that earth

    what a dick

    That's Florida and/or Sweden.

    ChanusFeraljakobagger
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Yeah, I liked the new Cosmos.

    The first episode is basically more of a mission statement and introduction than a real episode (as was the case with the first epsidoe of the original show) but I am pretty hype for what's coming down the pike.

    and yes I will use "hype" as an adjective in the same sentence as "down the pike" I encompass multitutdes d/w/i

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    Feralsurrealitycheck
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    final report up to 21 pages

    yeah that seems like a reasonable amount

  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    jacobkosh

    streets ahead

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
    JacobkoshFeral
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=emsLrZg160s

    on one hand Justin Beiber is supreme douche of the universe, on the other hand who gives a shit about paparazzi

    Can't watch this...

    Did the Biebs kill a paparazzi and eat his still-beating heart?

    And if he did who do I, very reluctantly, see about getting him an award of some kind?

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    it's fcg terminology and it frightens me

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