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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh man this "Tabletop Simulator" on kickstarter looks great!

    Especially because they are adding support to play PnP games into it apparently.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    riker looked better clean-shaven

    heretic

    beard puts his smug through the roof

    you'd be smug too if you were a fit 6'3" with a lantern jaw and all your hair

    if beards are so great, then why is picard captain of the enterprise

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I am having a sudden traumatic flashback to that episode that features Riker trying to play the trombone alluringly

    which in turn has somehow reminded me of

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    The trombone is not an alluring instrument

    The saxophone is downright sleazy

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    friends. i have boneless skinless chicken thighs

    should i bake them

    or just throw them in a pan with a bit of oil and hope for the best.

    marinade in 1 cup lemon juice, 1/2 cup honey, 1/2 cup olive oil + coriander, cumin, red pepper flakes, paprika, and salt (1/2 tsp to 1 tsp each)

    cook them in the oven in the juice in an oven safe pot or casserole dish

    remove the chicken, and then bring the leftover juices to a boil in a pan then reduce a bit at a simmer + whisk in a bit of flour paste for a really sweet honey-lemon-spice sauce

    consider eating with quinoa and sweet potato

    this sounds complicated

    how do you nugget

    breaded chicken is a coward's poultry

    if by coward u mean GOD CHIKIN u r rite

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    Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    Know whats the worst thing about having one of your wisdom teeth pulled?

    Having to pay the dentist for doing it.

    Nothing makes you hate a profession more, then having them inflict severe pain on you and then paying them a significant chunk of money for doing so.

    That is all.

    The sky was full of stars, every star an exploding ship. One of ours.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I am having a sudden traumatic flashback to that episode that features Riker trying to play the trombone alluringly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBXeSBnZpnM

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    god i fucking hate the consumer electronics trend where they don't use articles in front of the name of the device

    "with iphone, you can use the internet anywhere!"

    "buy xbox one, get titanfall!"

    it's not a person's name and it sounds incredibly pretentious when the linguistic trend for the rest of the world is to use an article

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    emnmnme wrote: »

    Sweet. I always loved Sony's play commercials, it's nice MS/EA/Respawn is doing some of that. Although they could maybe explore some new territory.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    now fried chicken

    fried chicken is a fine thing

    god if i hadn't bought steak already i'd go buy some fried chicken right now

    i keep typing "friend chicken" and it's not wrong

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    now fried chicken

    fried chicken is a fine thing

    god if i hadn't bought steak already i'd go buy some fried chicken right now

    i keep typing "friend chicken" and it's not wrong

    friend chicken is definitely fried chickin

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »

    That guy looks like Chris Pratt

    I like his pained expressions

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Elki wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    Sweet. I always loved Sony's play commercials, it's nice MS/EA/Respawn is doing some of that. Although they could maybe explore some new territory.

    Microsoft has been doing "play games in the real world" for a really long time now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcNXe20dXI

    Always loved this one.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    riker looked better clean-shaven

    heretic

    beard puts his smug through the roof

    you'd be smug too if you were a fit 6'3" with a lantern jaw and all your hair

    if beards are so great, then why is picard captain of the enterprise
    there are two great marks of leadership

    the bald head of captain picard
    and the bearded chin of a commander riker


    when they combine

    they form the sisko

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    What the

    Maryland's taxes are insanely high, apparently, relative to California's.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    What the

    Maryland's taxes are insanely high, apparently, relative to California's.
    considering california is perpetually broke...

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »

    holy shit that's funny. his poses are superb.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I saw Picard playing a flute type instrument

    there are plenty of episodes I haven't seen but that's probably my favorite star trek thing I've ever seen, movie/show/etc. (although... there is no etc, I've never read any books)

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    fuck this class

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    I have a slow cooker full of chili waiting for me at home. 9 more minutes until my weekend begins.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    fuck this class
    stop engaging in class warfare

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Misheard what roommate said, accidentally tipped the pizza guy $10 instead of $5 and didn't realize until the guy called back to say thanks and that he'd been having a bad night.

    oh well

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Misheard what roommate said, accidentally tipped the pizza guy $10 instead of $5 and didn't realize until the guy called back to say thanks and that he'd been having a bad night.

    oh well

    you just accidentally made somebodys day

    hi 5

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    fuck this class

    http://i.imgur.com/WLcdGjG.gif

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    Sweet. I always loved Sony's play commercials, it's nice MS/EA/Respawn is doing some of that. Although they could maybe explore some new territory.

    Microsoft has been doing "play games in the real world" for a really long time now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcNXe20dXI

    Always loved this one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pblj3JHF-Jo

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Misheard what roommate said, accidentally tipped the pizza guy $10 instead of $5 and didn't realize until the guy called back to say thanks and that he'd been having a bad night.

    oh well

    at least your small misfortune was a small boon to someone else!

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    What the

    Maryland's taxes are insanely high, apparently, relative to California's.
    considering california is perpetually broke...

    Perhaps, but the 3k bracket is 4.75%. That seems really high, and apparently my local taxes are almost the same.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Don't Californians vote on their tax raises?

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    prof literally just called out my company and said that we don't provide value.
    If anyone would know about shit not providing value, it's the teacher of this class...

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    prof literally just called out my company and said that we don't provide value.
    If anyone would know about shit not providing value, it's the teacher of this class...

    I mean

    don't you work in finance?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    california government is a plucky band of space cowboys always looking for the next score

    but the referendum always gets them in the end

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh my god George Zimmerman is reprehensible.


    Who is worse - George Zimmerman at a gun show or the people lavishing attention on George Zimmerman at a gun show?

    Apparently only 20 people went to see him, and he was originally planned to be on the show floor of the convention, but they moved him to a back office at the last minute.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Misheard what roommate said, accidentally tipped the pizza guy $10 instead of $5 and didn't realize until the guy called back to say thanks and that he'd been having a bad night.

    oh well

    he called back?
    awkwaarrrrddddd.

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    desc wrote: »

    that is what we call "card advantage"

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »

    I love how he got someone else to pose with him and the asscrack in one of the pics!

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Okay all you HStone peeps.

    Have a gander at this nailbiter of a match.

    http://www.twitch.tv/reynad27/c/3835392

    I really don't know how he could have played that one differently.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    desc wrote: »

    That guy looks like Chris Pratt

    I like his pained expressions

    oh my god it hurts

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Don't Californians vote on their tax raises?

    not according to my understanding. I believe the CA legislature requires a "NOPE" majority to raise taxes, property taxes are somehow impossible to raise, and the ballot initiative allows the people to say SPEND MONEY ON THIS SHIT!!!!

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