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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    After three days of Paralympic competition, Russia has 7 gold, 10 silver, 7 bronze.

    The next-best nations, Ukraine and the United States, each have seven medals total.

    Russia hasn't imposed this much will on the rest of the world since...

    ...er...

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    jeffinva wrote: »
    Yes Cosmos is on Hulu already fist pump gah

    Also Costume Quest is really cool. I know it's old but I never played it until tonight. Kind of has me itching to go back and finish the Penny Arcade games now.

    I was really kind of disappointed that he didn't go to the Campo de Fiore in Rome. It was so clearly pointing to that and seeing the statue as a transition/learning moment...and then he didn't turn the corner.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Ah yes, James Roosevelt of the Hyde Park Roosevelts

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Gosling wrote: »
    After three days of Paralympic competition, Russia has 7 gold, 10 silver, 7 bronze.

    The next-best nations, Ukraine and the United States, each have seven medals total.

    Russia hasn't imposed this much will on the rest of the world since...

    ...er...

    no ones imposed this much on will since DK and I wouldn't leave his condo even though he was dropping hints he wanted to go to bed

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    @desc

    why did nobody tell me about this soundclash phenomenon earlier

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypzishfC1Ac

    (bonus interview with David Rodigan about Reggae, dub, and being embraced by the emergent dubstep culture)

    I don't know what's going on but it's awesome.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Gosling wrote: »
    After three days of Paralympic competition, Russia has 7 gold, 10 silver, 7 bronze.

    The next-best nations, Ukraine and the United States, each have seven medals total.

    Russia hasn't imposed this much will on the rest of the world since...

    ...er...

    I heard one of Russia's bronzes was actually awarded to a Ukranian originally....

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this was a strong ass-margarita i made

    is ass-margarita a new thing with you people?

    you of all people should know i love drinking booze far too much to put it up my asshole

    unless maybe I was somehow stuck wth only a liter of plastic bottle vodka to drink

    you know i am phobic about butts

    but you know i feel like you're right that it's the best way to take vodka

    don't do this you'll die for reals

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this was a strong ass-margarita i made

    is ass-margarita a new thing with you people?

    you of all people should know i love drinking booze far too much to put it up my asshole

    unless maybe I was somehow stuck wth only a liter of plastic bottle vodka to drink

    you know i am phobic about butts

    but you know i feel like you're right that it's the best way to take vodka

    don't do this you'll die for reals

    Ways alcohol should never be taken:

    1) Not Mouth

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    "Deebaser wrote: »
    why is broker not calling me???
    someone mustve bought the house
    it was all too good to be true
    i will never b homeowner
    Is all of chat going through the same adult life phases all at once? Will we have babies and get divorced simultaneously as well?

    nah im several years behind yall

    im just settling into my first big boy job

    yeah but you're crushing it and already talking real estates.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    @desc

    why did nobody tell me about this soundclash phenomenon earlier

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypzishfC1Ac

    (bonus interview with David Rodigan about Reggae, dub, and being embraced by the emergent dubstep culture)

    I don't know what's going on but it's awesome.

    An interview that explains it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3i0Qoti0QU

    soundclashing is apparently a contest that can go for 8+ hours that involves going tune for tune, playing only stuff
    -that has your name in it, meaning that you got not only the engineer but the artist to step into the studio to record it for you
    -has not been played before
    -sometimes is custom recorded to be only suitable for the one night

    as a child of the digital age, it's blowing my mind

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    also I just downloaded the audio from that documentary, folksy ganjaman acapella incoming

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Wow, so yeah the South Park movie still holds up.

    Thing is 15 years old.

    That is fucking nuts.

    Thing came out before I was out of high school.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Alright, I am all set for everything that isn't a pant, boot, or a coat.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    @desc

    why did nobody tell me about this soundclash phenomenon earlier

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypzishfC1Ac

    (bonus interview with David Rodigan about Reggae, dub, and being embraced by the emergent dubstep culture)

    I don't know what's going on but it's awesome.

    An interview that explains it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3i0Qoti0QU

    soundclashing is apparently a contest that can go for 8+ hours that involves going tune for tune, playing only stuff
    -that has your name in it, meaning that you got not only the engineer but the artist to step into the studio to record it for you
    -has not been played before
    -sometimes is custom recorded to be only suitable for the one night

    as a child of the digital age, it's blowing my mind

    oh no i mean I know what a soundclash is

    but i mean this Rogidan fellow amuses me because of his whole appearance and demeanor

    he is great

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Alright, I am all set for everything that isn't a pant, boot, or a coat.

    oh just the essentials nbd

  • jeffinvajeffinva Koogler coming this summerRegistered User regular
    I felt like such a hipster when Vampire Weekend became popular. I thought they were like the only college-ish band I knew of and listened to, and then one day their music was being used for commercials and shit.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    mustering up energy to take out trash

    so exhausted

    poo
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Whelp, bed time.

    One thing South Park was right was they showed us our true enemy Canada.

    @‌Pony

    http://youtu.be/bOR38552MJA

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Alright, I am all set for everything that isn't a pant, boot, or a coat.

    oh just the essentials nbd

    I know rite?

    Couldn't find any size 13 shoes, tall pants, or a coat that would be sufficient for the godless frozen north.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this was a strong ass-margarita i made

    is ass-margarita a new thing with you people?

    you of all people should know i love drinking booze far too much to put it up my asshole

    unless maybe I was somehow stuck wth only a liter of plastic bottle vodka to drink

    you know i am phobic about butts

    but you know i feel like you're right that it's the best way to take vodka

    don't do this you'll die for reals

    Ways alcohol should never be taken:

    1) Not Mouth

    http://www.cc.com/video-clips/jwwmj6/workaholics-kappa-zeta-nu-forever

    (nsfw)

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    That Remarc song RIP (aka the platonic jungle song embodied) has this vocal bit that was from some old sound clash cassette and its provenance was this great mystery for a long-ass time

    http://youtu.be/qMYAiVZ-vNQ

    http://youtu.be/RWWXcKOlWoM

    (it's somewhere in there)

    finding some forum post somewhere where someone was like "oh yeah it's from this old addies clash cassette (link)" was stunning to me

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    We have to bear the wrath of the frost giants you know.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Alright, I am all set for everything that isn't a pant, boot, or a coat.

    oh just the essentials nbd

    I know rite?

    Couldn't find any size 13 shoes, tall pants, or a coat that would be sufficient for the godless frozen north.

    on zappos you can sort women's boots by size they have 13!

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Well was going to go to bed and found a large amount of US pop songs being covered in Japanese.

    Internet why?

    @simonwolf‌ @Cokebotle‌

    http://youtu.be/8_adFXvcS2E

    (They work because of how Japanese is structured, vowels every where, easy to get a song going)

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Alright, I am all set for everything that isn't a pant, boot, or a coat.

    oh just the essentials nbd

    I know rite?

    Couldn't find any size 13 shoes, tall pants, or a coat that would be sufficient for the godless frozen north.

    on zappos you can sort women's boots by size they have 13!
    I wanna try them on though!

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    i am hooooooooome

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i want a nice boot but i don't want to pay for one

    what a conundrum

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Cinders wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Alright, I am all set for everything that isn't a pant, boot, or a coat.

    oh just the essentials nbd

    I know rite?

    Couldn't find any size 13 shoes, tall pants, or a coat that would be sufficient for the godless frozen north.

    on zappos you can sort women's boots by size they have 13!
    I wanna try them on though!

    vip zappos next day shipping >>

    and free returns

    So It Goes on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    i am hooooooooome

    what'd you bring sawyer!

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    pants are hardly essential

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    i am hooooooooome

    no more shitty hotel internets!

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Only goes to a 11. Boo.

    Pretty shoes though.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    i am hooooooooome

    what'd you bring sawyer!

    a squishy ball

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Napped for the last four hours. Kind of great, kind of inconvenient.

    Maybe time to start drinking tea and getting work done.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    @desc

    why did nobody tell me about this soundclash phenomenon earlier

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypzishfC1Ac

    (bonus interview with David Rodigan about Reggae, dub, and being embraced by the emergent dubstep culture)

    I don't know what's going on but it's awesome.

    An interview that explains it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3i0Qoti0QU

    soundclashing is apparently a contest that can go for 8+ hours that involves going tune for tune, playing only stuff
    -that has your name in it, meaning that you got not only the engineer but the artist to step into the studio to record it for you
    -has not been played before
    -sometimes is custom recorded to be only suitable for the one night

    as a child of the digital age, it's blowing my mind
    A notable example is the special of "No, No, No (You Don't Love Me)" recorded by Dawn Penn for a number of sound systems in the early nineties. The special recorded for Saxon Studio International sound system replaced the lyrics "No, no, no, you don't love me..." with "No, no, no, can't test Saxon", referring to the invincibility of the sound system. The song became an international hit, and Dawn Penn endorsed several other sound systems with the same lyrics and continued to do so for many years.

    THIS SEEMS COUNTER TO THE SPIRIT OF THE MOVEMENT

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    these are cute cinders

    http://www.zappos.com/rose-petals-sammi-black-softy-calf

    I'm a sucker for riding boots

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this was a strong ass-margarita i made

    is ass-margarita a new thing with you people?

    you of all people should know i love drinking booze far too much to put it up my asshole

    unless maybe I was somehow stuck wth only a liter of plastic bottle vodka to drink

    you know i am phobic about butts

    but you know i feel like you're right that it's the best way to take vodka

    don't do this you'll die for reals

    Ways alcohol should never be taken:

    1) Not Mouth

    Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like, a moderately popular practice is to simply inject the purest grain alcohol they can find up their butt. That part of your colon is designed to absorb liquids, so anything that pops into your large intestine is going to literally soak into your bloodstream like a sponge. This way is supposedly more efficient, giving you what you know you need, much more affordably.

    Aside from the amplified effects of the alcohol increasing one's chances at overindulging and getting alcohol poisoning, it's supposed to be perfectly safe too.

    Well, it does also tend to dry out your lower intestinal mucous membranes with extended use, leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    i am hooooooooome

    what'd you bring sawyer!

    a squishy ball

    OMFG DAD NO WAY

    BALLLLLLLLLLLL

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