you of all people should know i love drinking booze far too much to put it up my asshole
unless maybe I was somehow stuck wth only a liter of plastic bottle vodka to drink
you know i am phobic about butts
but you know i feel like you're right that it's the best way to take vodka
don't do this you'll die for reals
Ways alcohol should never be taken:
1) Not Mouth
Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like, a moderately popular practice is to simply inject the purest grain alcohol they can find up their butt. That part of your colon is designed to absorb liquids, so anything that pops into your large intestine is going to literally soak into your bloodstream like a sponge. This way is supposedly more efficient, giving you what you know you need, much more affordably.
Aside from the amplified effects of the alcohol increasing one's chances at overindulging and getting alcohol poisoning, it's supposed to be perfectly safe too.
Well, it does also tend to dry out your lower intestinal mucous membranes with extended use, leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.
in a town I used to live in a lady got hospitalized cause she did a wine enema and got super dehydrated (well and also poisoned by alachol) after shitting liquid ALLLLLL over a hotel room and passing out in a tub
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Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like,
...
leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.
I feel like we need to know more about your lifestyle
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
you of all people should know i love drinking booze far too much to put it up my asshole
unless maybe I was somehow stuck wth only a liter of plastic bottle vodka to drink
you know i am phobic about butts
but you know i feel like you're right that it's the best way to take vodka
don't do this you'll die for reals
Ways alcohol should never be taken:
1) Not Mouth
Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like, a moderately popular practice is to simply inject the purest grain alcohol they can find up their butt. That part of your colon is designed to absorb liquids, so anything that pops into your large intestine is going to literally soak into your bloodstream like a sponge. This way is supposedly more efficient, giving you what you know you need, much more affordably.
Aside from the amplified effects of the alcohol increasing one's chances at overindulging and getting alcohol poisoning, it's supposed to be perfectly safe too.
Well, it does also tend to dry out your lower intestinal mucous membranes with extended use, leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.
in a town I used to live in a lady got hospitalized cause she did a wine enema and got super dehydrated (well and also poisoned by alcohol) after shitting liquid ALLLLLL over a hotel room and passing out in a tub
Why that poor soul. Evacuating all that red stuff from your butt must've been quite a shock too.
Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.
Among poorer alcoholics, who are alcoholics enough to crave the booze buzz, but poor enough that they can't afford to stay buzzed nearly as often as they'd like,
...
leading to an increased risk of intestinal bleeding, infection and really awkward to explain sepsis.
I feel like we need to know more about your lifestyle
Dude I just know stuff.
Sometimes I know stuff I didn't know I knew, or why I know it in the first place.
I learned about buttwine from a detective novel though when I was like 12 and looked it up to learn more, that much I know for a fact.
Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.
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hello buttcaptains, buttquartermasters, butthelmsmen and buttfirstmates
I have walked to the store for foodstuffs and drinkstuffs
my legs feel like planks of wood. apparently I walked a plank distance, oh ho ho
but seriously now I am making ready to camp out on the cuoch for the rest of the night and never move again
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The reason rectal administration of ethanol is so dangerous is that people are not very great at estimating the actual amount that is safe, and if you OD by mouth you can vomit it up. Pass out while anything is on a mucosal lining though and it just seeps in till you die.
hello buttcaptains, buttquartermasters, butthelmsmen and buttfirstmates
I have walked to the store for foodstuffs and drinkstuffs
my legs feel like planks of wood. apparently I walked a plank distance, oh ho ho
but seriously now I am making ready to camp out on the cuoch for the rest of the night and never move again
So nothing for the Buttbotswains?
Or the buttmidshipmen?
Rude.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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i am home now i am so fucking tired and life
in a town I used to live in a lady got hospitalized cause she did a wine enema and got super dehydrated (well and also poisoned by alachol) after shitting liquid ALLLLLL over a hotel room and passing out in a tub
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I feel like we need to know more about your lifestyle
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Download them
phelps one better
never not funny tho
reported for animes
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
do you get it when you have amazon prime? it seems like you should.
Why that poor soul. Evacuating all that red stuff from your butt must've been quite a shock too.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
it's free
but
u gotta be cool
I dunno I think shaz sent me an invite
we could play caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY
And now it is time for me to spread the earworm disease
the lesson learned tonight is let other people make my decks! more fun ><
wtf apple u suck
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Dude I just know stuff.
Sometimes I know stuff I didn't know I knew, or why I know it in the first place.
I learned about buttwine from a detective novel though when I was like 12 and looked it up to learn more, that much I know for a fact.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
all the cool kids
I have walked to the store for foodstuffs and drinkstuffs
my legs feel like planks of wood. apparently I walked a plank distance, oh ho ho
but seriously now I am making ready to camp out on the cuoch for the rest of the night and never move again
There aren't ranks above 15, don't lie to me
fastest hearthstone game ever
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So nothing for the Buttbotswains?
Or the buttmidshipmen?
Rude.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
yesssss
h-how
Between Milhouse Manastorms ability and the worlds luckiest hand = first round victory.
hilarious
Why does this game look like a CGI cutscene from 1995.
die apple
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here