also there has been no recorded fatalities by that overhang - trolltunga, troll's tongue
so don't be a pussy and let's go
abdy
no recorded deaths
doesn't mean nobody ain't never falled
well it means that nobody falled in the last I dunno, hundred years, at least
or if they did they were invincible
or the corpses were unrecognizable. How many missing persons have been reported in that area in the past 100 years? Im going to assume everyone that wasn't found was gravi-murdered
the corpses being unrecognizable just means a nameless grave not that you don't know how they died
falling off that cliff isn't the most likely way to die up there
I meant unrecognizable as human. Like, you fall from there and are reduced to a pulpy red mist and bone fragments.
no you just get kinda mangled but not that mangled
and in any case I don't think it is that hard to tell a human from a sheep
also there has been no recorded fatalities by that overhang - trolltunga, troll's tongue
so don't be a pussy and let's go
abdy
no recorded deaths
doesn't mean nobody ain't never falled
well it means that nobody falled in the last I dunno, hundred years, at least
or if they did they were invincible
or the corpses were unrecognizable. How many missing persons have been reported in that area in the past 100 years? Im going to assume everyone that wasn't found was gravi-murdered
the corpses being unrecognizable just means a nameless grave not that you don't know how they died
falling off that cliff isn't the most likely way to die up there
I meant unrecognizable as human. Like, you fall from there and are reduced to a pulpy red mist and bone fragments.
no you just get kinda mangled but not that mangled
and in any case I don't think it is that hard to tell a human from a sheep
sheep have wool and humans have gore tex
for example
that's what you think, sheep
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
I'm pretty nervous around heights. So when some friends and I hiked up Indian Staircase last summer and saw some guys rappelling off this thing, I knew I had to do it.
That's like 300' straight down. You strap on a harness and just walk off the overhang and it's a straight descent to the bottom.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Conga line of guys behind her, all trying to scrape up the gumption to say hi. When she turns around and says hi seven faint, four mumble something incoherent, three laugh uncontrollably, eight punch her in the armand then just turn and run, one walks past and blanks her and the remaining thirty-seven ignore her and post on their phones that the girl just said hi to them.
Conga line of guys behind her, all trying to scrape up the gumption to say hi. When she turns around and says hi seven faint, four mumble something incoherent, three laugh uncontrollably, eight punch her in the armand then just turn and run, one walks past and blanks her and the remaining thirty-seven ignore her and post on their phones that the girl just said hi to them.
this is so accurate i nearly died of shame
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I feel like there are more chatters than usual all mirin' a lady from afar and not saying anything to them at the moment.
GO ASK DAT LADY OUT YA NERDS.
Maybe it'll work out and you'll get to have incredible sex all the time for nearly 20 years.
Like I do.
Spool, from this point out you have 3 strikes. Three. Any TMI post about you and @Belasco32 between now and Pax will count as a strike. If you get to three, I take a double dose of klonopin for the dinner, assuring that there are absolutely zero fucks for me left to give. I will have prepared a list of 10 questions regarding the most intimate facets of your sex life, and I will ask them an octave too loud at the table, addressing you, but staring into our Server's eyes.
I had a dream last night that I was trans and was on a quest to have a kid and I was up against all sorts of social pressures. I woke up still totally fine being a dude but with an immense sense of empathy and compassion for my trans friends.
I think I am dying, my body can't handle these levels of genuine emotions, quick someone say something vulnerable and easily snipable.
I was thinking about writing a routine in order to win this girl's heart if you'd be up for helping me?
This might be the saddest thing I have ever seen written in the history of the world that isn't a cancer kid or a puppy in a tiny wheel chair.
Oh god, I just realised how that was just the right level of pathetic that it might actually have been taken seriously.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I had a dream last night that I was trans and was on a quest to have a kid and I was up against all sorts of social pressures. I woke up still totally fine being a dude but with an immense sense of empathy and compassion for my trans friends.
I think I am dying, my body can't handle these levels of genuine emotions, quick someone say something vulnerable and easily snipable.
I was thinking about writing a routine in order to win this girl's heart if you'd be up for helping me?
This might be the saddest thing I have ever seen written in the history of the world that isn't a cancer kid or a puppy in a tiny wheel chair.
Oh god, I just realised how that was just the right level of pathetic that it might actually have been taken seriously.
I knew it wasn't but I had to think about it for quite a while, so I played it straight, because you earned it for confusing me.
I feel like there are more chatters than usual all mirin' a lady from afar and not saying anything to them at the moment.
GO ASK DAT LADY OUT YA NERDS.
Maybe it'll work out and you'll get to have incredible sex all the time for nearly 20 years.
Like I do.
Spool, from this point out you have 3 strikes. Three. Any TMI post about you and @Belasco32 between now and Pax will count as a strike. If you get to three, I take a double dose of klonopin for the dinner, assuring that there are absolutely zero fucks for me left to give. I will have prepared a list of 10 questions regarding the most intimate facets of your sex life, and I will ask them an octave too loud at the table, addressing you, but staring into our Server's eyes.
*clears throat*
*pokes head out of the Penny Arcade Band Room.
*pushes up the bridge of nerd glasses*
Actually, volume isn't measured in octaves.
I feel like there are more chatters than usual all mirin' a lady from afar and not saying anything to them at the moment.
GO ASK DAT LADY OUT YA NERDS.
Maybe it'll work out and you'll get to have incredible sex all the time for nearly 20 years.
Like I do.
Spool, from this point out you have 3 strikes. Three. Any TMI post about you and @Belasco32 between now and Pax will count as a strike. If you get to three, I take a double dose of klonopin for the dinner, assuring that there are absolutely zero fucks for me left to give. I will have prepared a list of 10 questions regarding the most intimate facets of your sex life, and I will ask them an octave too loud at the table, addressing you, but staring into our Server's eyes.
*clears throat*
*pokes head out of the Penny Arcade Band Room.
*pushes up the bridge of nerd glasses*
Actually, volume isn't measured in octaves.
god ludious is actually the worst
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I feel like there are more chatters than usual all mirin' a lady from afar and not saying anything to them at the moment.
GO ASK DAT LADY OUT YA NERDS.
Maybe it'll work out and you'll get to have incredible sex all the time for nearly 20 years.
Like I do.
Spool, from this point out you have 3 strikes. Three. Any TMI post about you and @Belasco32 between now and Pax will count as a strike. If you get to three, I take a double dose of klonopin for the dinner, assuring that there are absolutely zero fucks for me left to give. I will have prepared a list of 10 questions regarding the most intimate facets of your sex life, and I will ask them an octave too loud at the table, addressing you, but staring into our Server's eyes.
*clears throat*
*pokes head out of the Penny Arcade Band Room.
*pushes up the bridge of nerd glasses*
Actually, volume isn't measured in octaves.
attractiveness isn't measured in BAC but that's how you get your wife to fuck you
I respect Putin for being power hungry, batshit insane, and making the rest of the world powers look impotent as fuck.
It's not that they're impotent, it's that Russia is powerful and stubborn enough to truck along fairly okay if they're economically and diplomatically isolated. It leaves the world powers with little option other than military intervention in that case, so Russia tends to use that as leverage and that has a tendency to escalate shit right quick.
i think the medics have the best dry humour in journals, but that's kinda cheating
as far as titles go in Econ, I am partial to "I Just Ran Four Million Regressions", by sala-i-martin, because of the sheer sense of frustration it exudes
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
Conga line of guys behind her, all trying to scrape up the gumption to say hi. When she turns around and says hi seven faint, four mumble something incoherent, three laugh uncontrollably, eight punch her in the armand then just turn and run, one walks past and blanks her and the remaining thirty-seven ignore her and post on their phones that the girl just said hi to them.
this is so accurate i nearly died of shame
the worst part is knowing you could be any one of those depending on the day
Last night my mum was talking about the kids she teaches. They asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. Everyone said shit like Fireman, Nurse, Police Officer.
The one autistic kid?
Unicorn.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
@cinders
Let's listen to bruno mars and drink wine out the bottle.
#5ever5ingle
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GO ASK DAT LADY OUT YA NERDS.
they're coming
Maybe it'll work out and you'll get to have incredible sex all the time for nearly 20 years.
Like I do.
no you just get kinda mangled but not that mangled
and in any case I don't think it is that hard to tell a human from a sheep
sheep have wool and humans have gore tex
for example
Sweet.
that's what you think, sheep
That's like 300' straight down. You strap on a harness and just walk off the overhang and it's a straight descent to the bottom.
No. Not true. Hush.
Conga line of guys behind her, all trying to scrape up the gumption to say hi. When she turns around and says hi seven faint, four mumble something incoherent, three laugh uncontrollably, eight punch her in the armand then just turn and run, one walks past and blanks her and the remaining thirty-seven ignore her and post on their phones that the girl just said hi to them.
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
I have a totally legit reason and stuff shaddup
girls are frightening
this is so accurate i nearly died of shame
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Spool, from this point out you have 3 strikes. Three. Any TMI post about you and @Belasco32 between now and Pax will count as a strike. If you get to three, I take a double dose of klonopin for the dinner, assuring that there are absolutely zero fucks for me left to give. I will have prepared a list of 10 questions regarding the most intimate facets of your sex life, and I will ask them an octave too loud at the table, addressing you, but staring into our Server's eyes.
all has an air of "I drink your milkshake" to it
as in people who want a republic
not people who presumably wants a republic but not a democracy and people who want a democracy but not a republican one
Oh god, I just realised how that was just the right level of pathetic that it might actually have been taken seriously.
AAGghhhhhhhh
hrmm
or republicans to dictatorats
make it more yin yang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViZ6eX1UjQQ
I knew it wasn't but I had to think about it for quite a while, so I played it straight, because you earned it for confusing me.
*clears throat*
*pokes head out of the Penny Arcade Band Room.
*pushes up the bridge of nerd glasses*
Actually, volume isn't measured in octaves.
eh.
I may have a new favourite paper.
god ludious is actually the worst
attractiveness isn't measured in BAC but that's how you get your wife to fuck you
like singing the lyrics to weezer's hashpipe
but instead you're asking spool's wife about nipple clamps while making eye contact with the server
incredible for me, anyway
It's not that they're impotent, it's that Russia is powerful and stubborn enough to truck along fairly okay if they're economically and diplomatically isolated. It leaves the world powers with little option other than military intervention in that case, so Russia tends to use that as leverage and that has a tendency to escalate shit right quick.
ahahahaha
as far as titles go in Econ, I am partial to "I Just Ran Four Million Regressions", by sala-i-martin, because of the sheer sense of frustration it exudes
the worst part is knowing you could be any one of those depending on the day
i would convince her to bang elendil while reading thomas ligotti
Spring cometh.
god damn
depressed
The one autistic kid?
Unicorn.
Let's listen to bruno mars and drink wine out the bottle.
#5ever5ingle