I feel like there are more chatters than usual all mirin' a lady from afar and not saying anything to them at the moment.
GO ASK DAT LADY OUT YA NERDS.
Maybe it'll work out and you'll get to have incredible sex all the time for nearly 20 years.
Like I do.
Spool, from this point out you have 3 strikes. Three. Any TMI post about you and @Belasco32 between now and Pax will count as a strike. If you get to three, I take a double dose of klonopin for the dinner, assuring that there are absolutely zero fucks for me left to give. I will have prepared a list of 10 questions regarding the most intimate facets of your sex life, and I will ask them an octave too loud at the table, addressing you, but staring into our Server's eyes.
*clears throat*
*pokes head out of the Penny Arcade Band Room.
*pushes up the bridge of nerd glasses*
Actually, volume isn't measured in octaves.
attractiveness isn't measured in BAC but that's how you get your wife to fuck you
deeb that's sexual harassment and you don't have to take it
Elendil's right!
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
sore from the gym yesterday but all happy because I went. with 3 friends too, a group big enough that no matter what we should be able to find someone to work out with on any given day.
gotta go again in an hour ish. it's gonna suck but even if I literally just sit on the floor I need to enter that building on consecutive days again. been like 6 months of just getting softer and grosser.
Boss asks me how my morning's going. I tell him that it's going great and that I had a really refreshing mango greek yogurt for breakfast. He called me a pussy. We laffed. It still hurt*.
fak u @gooey and the chobani club. it is you who are the real pussies.
*not really
i am enjoying a nice chobani mango right now
and i didnt even have to plant a mango tree or squeeze an udder
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Last night my mum was talking about the kids she teaches. They asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. Everyone said shit like Fireman, Nurse, Police Officer.
The one autistic kid?
Unicorn.
Accroche-toi à ton rêve
Accroche-toi à ton rêve
Quand tu vois ton bateau partir
Quand tu sens ton coeur se briser
Accroches-toi à ton rêve.
Boss asks me how my morning's going. I tell him that it's going great and that I had a really refreshing mango greek yogurt for breakfast. He called me a pussy. We laffed. It still hurt*.
fak u @gooey and the chobani club. it is you who are the real pussies.
*not really
i am enjoying a nice chobani mango right now
and i didnt even have to plant a mango tree or squeeze an udder
you are failing your pioneer/ vaquero heritage
#notruetexan
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
Last night my mum was talking about the kids she teaches. They asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. Everyone said shit like Fireman, Nurse, Police Officer.
The one autistic kid?
Unicorn.
Accroche-toi à ton rêve
Accroche-toi à ton rêve
Quand tu vois ton bateau partir
Quand tu sens ton coeur se briser
Accroches-toi à ton rêve.
I kinda understood the 3rd and 4th lines!
it'shappening.gif
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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Boss asks me how my morning's going. I tell him that it's going great and that I had a really refreshing mango greek yogurt for breakfast. He called me a pussy. We laffed. It still hurt*.
fak u @gooey and the chobani club. it is you who are the real pussies.
*not really
i am enjoying a nice chobani mango right now
and i didnt even have to plant a mango tree or squeeze an udder
i had one at like 1am or 2am
i shoulda had another now
i finished my work at 430am and was just mad at myself because it was soemthing that took me literally like 2 hours to do
and i got home at 7pm to do it
and my internet came back before 9pm
(then by the time i was in bed and with lights off it was 5am cuz i was like fk dis i need a wank)
mehhh
3.5 hrs of sleep
slept 5 night before
mrehh
poo
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
But um yes the next time I am with this girl I am asking her out and you nerds can hold me to that.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
Someone mentioned Chris Benoit and it led me to look up the eventual fates of a few wrestlers I'd heard of. What happened to them was wheelchairs and chronic health issues, mostly.
Sorry, had someone sitting with me here.
Benoit was...bad. To put it bluntly. Excessive head trauma (some attribute it to the flying headbutts he was known for as well as other things). From what I understand, at the time of his death they studied his brain and found it to be in something of the range of someone about double his age I believe. It really caused a lot of change in wrestling after what happened (no more chair shots to the head, banning of certain dangerous moves with a penchant for neck/head impacts). The only move from that time still in use today is the Tombstone piledriver which is only used by two people in WWE, The Undertaker and on occasion Kane will pull it out.
Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
finley woke me up every half hour last night when he decided he needed to tunnel under the covers
and then five minutes after when he decided it was too hot under there
he walks up to the head of the bed, spins around, jams his nose sort of under the covers and pushes. this usually means it strips all the covers down to the middle of the bed.
the only saving grace is that his flight plan, when he goes in, has him rotating counter-clockwise, which means he steps all over frankie's head instead of mine.
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
@syndalis I signaled you yesterday on a problem my wife was having. I wondered if you had any insight. Deebaser had some advice but I wanted to see what you thought. If you don't mind.
Someone mentioned Chris Benoit and it led me to look up the eventual fates of a few wrestlers I'd heard of. What happened to them was wheelchairs and chronic health issues, mostly.
Sorry, had someone sitting with me here.
Benoit was...bad. To put it bluntly. Excessive head trauma (some attribute it to the flying headbutts he was known for as well as other things). From what I understand, at the time of his death they studied his brain and found it to be in something of the range of someone about double his age I believe. It really caused a lot of change in wrestling after what happened (no more chair shots to the head, banning of certain dangerous moves with a penchant for neck/head impacts). The only move from that time still in use today is the Tombstone piledriver which is only used by two people in WWE, The Undertaker and on occasion Kane will pull it out.
Yeah I assume this is why Punk wasnt allowed to use the Pepsi Plunge as his finisher (top rope pedigree) when he joined up.
I always find the Benoit story to be tragic in that no one has vocally used it as a warning of the danger of head impacts. Its just that he is a monster and can never be spoken of again.
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Last night my mum was talking about the kids she teaches. They asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. Everyone said shit like Fireman, Nurse, Police Officer.
The one autistic kid?
Unicorn.
Accroche-toi à ton rêve
Accroche-toi à ton rêve
Quand tu vois ton bateau partir
Quand tu sens ton coeur se briser
Accroches-toi à ton rêve.
I kinda understood the 3rd and 4th lines!
it'shappening.gif
If you want, I could talk french with you sometimes...
What's the worst that could happen if you ask a girl out? That she does a double take, her hand flies up to her mouth in a reflexive attempt to halt the retching, passers-by stop and stare and her distress and your beaten-spaniel-like expression of pleading? Then she collapses, and you reach out only to find she's not retching, she's laughing. And now she's pointing at you. And all the strangers, who by now have formed a ring, are pointing at you and laughing as well. And now your mom is in the crowd, laughing and pointing. And Mr. Whipsnade, your fifth grade PE teacher, who made you do the lesson in your underwear when you forgot your kit.
Now Mr. Whipsnade is making you run round the entire town in your underwear, screaming abuse at you the whole time. Everyone is laughing. Forever.
All because you asked a girl out. What were you thinking?
@syndalis@deebaser@Feral
Guys my wife is having a problem with a thing at work and I do not know Excel or database stuff because I am dumb. Can you answer this possibly?
Our department has around 160 spreadsheets uploaded to various directories on sharepoint - more are added sporadically as new projects come through each month. Each spreadsheet is updated by users at various times in the month.
There are column names going from A to AA. The column types are varied; dates, dollar amounts, a comments field, y/n field, etc. Several of the columns contain formulas. Each spreadsheet is populated with a varying number of rows. Some have only 1 row, a few have as many as 5k, but the average is probably under 200 rows.
I need to be able to pull the rows with data in them from all 160(ish) spreadsheets in to one source so that reports can be created based on the most up to date data. I’m limited to using excel and access. The varying number of rows makes excel problematic, at least with what I know about excel. I don’t have much experience doing linked tables in access so I’m not sure if that could even work with the large number of sources.
What would be the best way to combine the data in to one source?
Ok, I can totes help with this, but I do need some basic questions answered.
1) Is the data expected to be "live" in that if someone updates a spreadsheet, a quick and easy report needs to be generated across all 160 with said updated data?
2) are the 160 spreadsheets in static locations that can all be easily referenced over the network by a single account?
3a) Is there any need to relate these tables to each other in a one-to-many fashion? Like, for instance
--- Spreadsheet A has a listing of all clients, and further info regarding the client
----Spreadsheets B-C have a column for the client name, and then individual contracts for said client(s)
----Spreadsheet D has a completely different set of info that relates to the client, but is not contract related per se... like expenses.
And you would need a report with the sum of contract info per client along with relevant expenses?
3b) id 3a is true, are the client names spelled / typed exactly the same on all spreadsheets enough that they could be used as a key?
If all of this is true, you can link a shitload of excel spreadsheets in access, set up a quick and dirty schema to relate these spreadsheets, use the query wizard to build you SQL in a GUI like a mini-boss, and then tie the query to a report.
As spreadsheets are updated by other staffers, all you would need to do is open access, run the report, and print it while doing a sick backflip or something because people will think you are a goddamned wizard. Tell them it took you hours, even though it takes you 1-2 minutes.
so then on subway this morning i was reading that book abt procrastination
and dude made an analogy
and i was like holy shit whoaaaaa
he was like
A) imagine you're there and you got a big footwide plank 30 ft long
and you gotta walk across it, that is your task
maybe you're a bit resentful of having to do such a simple task so you put it off a little, but no big deal, is easy for you
B ) and then imagine the plank is 100 feet up in the air and you have to cross it
and you're like shit cuz you're afraid of failing and falling, and dying, and etc
C) and then you realize building behind you is on fire, so you just force yourself to scoot across the plank however you can even if it is ugly and messy but you do it
and it's like
crossing the plank is a task
mentally raising it up 100 ft high and conflating failure at that task with failure as a human / as a test of your self-worth / fear of being judged, losing job, being embarassed etc, when it's just a simple task
and then you are paralyze by stress and fear and adreneline because you're conflating it with your survival / self-worth etc
and then the fire is the actual fear of real things, like a deadline / actually not completing a thing vs. your imagined fears, and you've forced yourself into that situation and so you then have to have to do it
even if you do it sloppily but you will get it done
and then mentally you reward yourself because you did get it done, and you shielded yourself from judgement in a way because you can think to yourself, well, if i am judged on the quality of this or something then it's because i know i wasn't putting in a good effort / working with little time... which is a situation you created for yourself
and i was like
holy fkn shit
wot
this is like exactly what is going on in my head
but wow understanding it idk crazy
which will make it easier to address and fix
Posts
dont taint the platonic goodness of this idol with the brute carnality of flesh
Elendil's right!
gotta go again in an hour ish. it's gonna suck but even if I literally just sit on the floor I need to enter that building on consecutive days again. been like 6 months of just getting softer and grosser.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
:[
right on the meats
ffffffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
one costs you $1.99 and the other will be an embarrassing memory 5 years from now. I'll let you decide which
i am enjoying a nice chobani mango right now
and i didnt even have to plant a mango tree or squeeze an udder
Accroche-toi à ton rêve
Accroche-toi à ton rêve
Quand tu vois ton bateau partir
Quand tu sens ton coeur se briser
Accroches-toi à ton rêve.
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but what if that's what she's into
i wish this was my life
you are failing your pioneer/ vaquero heritage
#notruetexan
I kinda understood the 3rd and 4th lines!
it'shappening.gif
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I was raised by a single father?
That explains so god damn much.
i had one at like 1am or 2am
i shoulda had another now
i finished my work at 430am and was just mad at myself because it was soemthing that took me literally like 2 hours to do
and i got home at 7pm to do it
and my internet came back before 9pm
(then by the time i was in bed and with lights off it was 5am cuz i was like fk dis i need a wank)
mehhh
3.5 hrs of sleep
slept 5 night before
mrehh
they are p bad.
But honestly, more of a 2-3 picoHitler quantity of hitler.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
cool
Sorry, had someone sitting with me here.
Benoit was...bad. To put it bluntly. Excessive head trauma (some attribute it to the flying headbutts he was known for as well as other things). From what I understand, at the time of his death they studied his brain and found it to be in something of the range of someone about double his age I believe. It really caused a lot of change in wrestling after what happened (no more chair shots to the head, banning of certain dangerous moves with a penchant for neck/head impacts). The only move from that time still in use today is the Tombstone piledriver which is only used by two people in WWE, The Undertaker and on occasion Kane will pull it out.
and then five minutes after when he decided it was too hot under there
he walks up to the head of the bed, spins around, jams his nose sort of under the covers and pushes. this usually means it strips all the covers down to the middle of the bed.
the only saving grace is that his flight plan, when he goes in, has him rotating counter-clockwise, which means he steps all over frankie's head instead of mine.
well, trying opens the possibility of failing
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Yeah I assume this is why Punk wasnt allowed to use the Pepsi Plunge as his finisher (top rope pedigree) when he joined up.
I always find the Benoit story to be tragic in that no one has vocally used it as a warning of the danger of head impacts. Its just that he is a monster and can never be spoken of again.
If you want, I could talk french with you sometimes...
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
I do like wine from the bottle...
oh I didn't realize you were a coward
is
ow
Sounds like good exercise though.
D'aww
Now Mr. Whipsnade is making you run round the entire town in your underwear, screaming abuse at you the whole time. Everyone is laughing. Forever.
All because you asked a girl out. What were you thinking?
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
Ok, I can totes help with this, but I do need some basic questions answered.
1) Is the data expected to be "live" in that if someone updates a spreadsheet, a quick and easy report needs to be generated across all 160 with said updated data?
2) are the 160 spreadsheets in static locations that can all be easily referenced over the network by a single account?
3a) Is there any need to relate these tables to each other in a one-to-many fashion? Like, for instance
--- Spreadsheet A has a listing of all clients, and further info regarding the client
----Spreadsheets B-C have a column for the client name, and then individual contracts for said client(s)
----Spreadsheet D has a completely different set of info that relates to the client, but is not contract related per se... like expenses.
And you would need a report with the sum of contract info per client along with relevant expenses?
3b) id 3a is true, are the client names spelled / typed exactly the same on all spreadsheets enough that they could be used as a key?
If all of this is true, you can link a shitload of excel spreadsheets in access, set up a quick and dirty schema to relate these spreadsheets, use the query wizard to build you SQL in a GUI like a mini-boss, and then tie the query to a report.
As spreadsheets are updated by other staffers, all you would need to do is open access, run the report, and print it while doing a sick backflip or something because people will think you are a goddamned wizard. Tell them it took you hours, even though it takes you 1-2 minutes.
@Ludious
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
was there a lady to impress or did you just feel like a workout?
No games in the summer because you have some free time! haha suck it!
Yay, I have some free time in the spring because of reasons, maybe there will be games to play?
NOPE.jpg
But everything will come out the exact time you start class up again in March.
I want to play Castlevania, I want to play Dark Souls 2, I want to play Infamous 3.
Fuck this gay earth.
crossfit for working moms
so then on subway this morning i was reading that book abt procrastination
and dude made an analogy
and i was like holy shit whoaaaaa
he was like
A) imagine you're there and you got a big footwide plank 30 ft long
and you gotta walk across it, that is your task
maybe you're a bit resentful of having to do such a simple task so you put it off a little, but no big deal, is easy for you
B ) and then imagine the plank is 100 feet up in the air and you have to cross it
and you're like shit cuz you're afraid of failing and falling, and dying, and etc
C) and then you realize building behind you is on fire, so you just force yourself to scoot across the plank however you can even if it is ugly and messy but you do it
and it's like
crossing the plank is a task
mentally raising it up 100 ft high and conflating failure at that task with failure as a human / as a test of your self-worth / fear of being judged, losing job, being embarassed etc, when it's just a simple task
and then you are paralyze by stress and fear and adreneline because you're conflating it with your survival / self-worth etc
and then the fire is the actual fear of real things, like a deadline / actually not completing a thing vs. your imagined fears, and you've forced yourself into that situation and so you then have to have to do it
even if you do it sloppily but you will get it done
and then mentally you reward yourself because you did get it done, and you shielded yourself from judgement in a way because you can think to yourself, well, if i am judged on the quality of this or something then it's because i know i wasn't putting in a good effort / working with little time... which is a situation you created for yourself
and i was like
holy fkn shit
wot
this is like exactly what is going on in my head
but wow understanding it idk crazy
which will make it easier to address and fix
@Organichu @desc @skippydumptruck