I'm basically interested in ways to obtain money at this point
Where, uh, where can I find money?
I know an alley where you can close your eyes, suck on a hose and cash appeears in your pocket.
Lud, even in this desperate state, you can't afford me.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
Fraiser is awesome
The episode where Niles has his epic falling out by cutting himself setting shit on fire fainting and all was one of the greatest scenes in the history of men
Bless your heart.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
Munchhausen's-by-proxy: a relatively rare form of child abuse that involves the exaggeration or fabrication of illnesses or symptoms by a primary caretaker.
Typically, the cause is a need for attention and sympathy from doctors, nurses, and other professionals.
Basically, data siloing in Excel is a cyclical problem of management either not paying attention to, or not wanting to spend money on, how their departments are using technology.
They don't pay attention to it, so they don't give their teams centralized tools, which makes it harder for teams to see what other teams are doing, which leads to dropped communication, data entry errors, and duplicated work.
"But nobody wants to pay for centralized tools." Well, yeah. Duh. But you end up paying more with Excel silos. You pay it in non-IT labor time, but you also pay for it in IT time because eventually you're going to grow to a point where Excel silos are unworkable and now it's just going to be that much harder to clean up that data.
"But nobody wants a bespoke Access database that only one neckbeardy IT guy knows how to support." Also true. Which is why for the vast majority of common business operations, there's some off-the-shelf software package, industry-specific software package, or some software-as-a-service that will do the gist of whatever those Excel spreadsheets are doing.
I'm stealing this post for my online class' discussion board
#topratedmbaprogram
plz do
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
Also, install apps that convert your gift cards and loyalty cards into scannable barcodes on your phone, and get rid of all those pieces of shit from your wallet.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Basically, data siloing in Excel is a cyclical problem of management either not paying attention to, or not wanting to spend money on, how their departments are using technology.
They don't pay attention to it, so they don't give their teams centralized tools, which makes it harder for teams to see what other teams are doing, which leads to dropped communication, data entry errors, and duplicated work.
"But nobody wants to pay for centralized tools." Well, yeah. Duh. But you end up paying more with Excel silos. You pay it in non-IT labor time, but you also pay for it in IT time because eventually you're going to grow to a point where Excel silos are unworkable and now it's just going to be that much harder to clean up that data.
"But nobody wants a bespoke Access database that only one neckbeardy IT guy knows how to support." Also true. Which is why for the vast majority of common business operations, there's some off-the-shelf software package, industry-specific software package, or some software-as-a-service that will do the gist of whatever those Excel spreadsheets are doing.
MBAs do not seem to teach skills like managing data flows within the organization
Right. And techie guys with no management chops aren't generally very good at identifying process inefficiencies.
The best IT managers are the ones who can go back to the humans and say, "Hey, this way you're doing things is a bottleneck. Here's how we can make it flow better."
This is totally not me patting myself on the back or anything.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
What I'm saying is that I've got some resources for SRS, Elendil
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
“They’re such a blast. I’m always going over to one of their places to watch TV, order some food, [get so sexually distracted that I can barely focus on anything but my own carnal starvation, and then as soon as I get home descend into debilitating worries that I’ll always be this terribly, unfathomably alone]. We have a lot of fun.”
i would say it is a cyclical problem of management not wanting to pay attention to junior management who are nominally in charge of how their departments are using technology
and when they do care, they don't issue more refined instructions; they outsource and get a consultant, who would be immune to whatever petty office politics that have shaped the work assignment created by the spontaneous Excel-enforced workflow.
If there's a manager who has to dig for mission-critical data in inconsistent ever-changing spreadsheets, and then gets publicly blamed for the resulting errors, the workflow stays that way because that manager is at the bottom of the office hierarchy, possibly for petty reasons like "senior manager's wife hates her". Whether or not it's harder to clean up that data, the assignment of the tedium is how office politics expresses itself.
i definitely need to find some sort of wallet solution
there isn't room in my pants for both my thick wallet and my thick cock
also, you keep your cock in your pocket?
it pretty much goes where it wants
I imagine it like an unruly, hyperactive child, continually restlessly moving and prodding around when you're trying to stand still or focus on a conversation.
Basically, data siloing in Excel is a cyclical problem of management either not paying attention to, or not wanting to spend money on, how their departments are using technology.
They don't pay attention to it, so they don't give their teams centralized tools, which makes it harder for teams to see what other teams are doing, which leads to dropped communication, data entry errors, and duplicated work.
"But nobody wants to pay for centralized tools." Well, yeah. Duh. But you end up paying more with Excel silos. You pay it in non-IT labor time, but you also pay for it in IT time because eventually you're going to grow to a point where Excel silos are unworkable and now it's just going to be that much harder to clean up that data.
"But nobody wants a bespoke Access database that only one neckbeardy IT guy knows how to support." Also true. Which is why for the vast majority of common business operations, there's some off-the-shelf software package, industry-specific software package, or some software-as-a-service that will do the gist of whatever those Excel spreadsheets are doing.
But everyone's workflow has to change and no managers want to tell all their people to retrain with the new tool.
in much the same way nobody ever got fired for picking IBM, it's much harder for noxious internal politics to dispute the validity of an IBM consultant's recommendations for amending information flow, even when those amendments would give powerful people more work and weak people less work
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Basically, data siloing in Excel is a cyclical problem of management either not paying attention to, or not wanting to spend money on, how their departments are using technology.
They don't pay attention to it, so they don't give their teams centralized tools, which makes it harder for teams to see what other teams are doing, which leads to dropped communication, data entry errors, and duplicated work.
"But nobody wants to pay for centralized tools." Well, yeah. Duh. But you end up paying more with Excel silos. You pay it in non-IT labor time, but you also pay for it in IT time because eventually you're going to grow to a point where Excel silos are unworkable and now it's just going to be that much harder to clean up that data.
"But nobody wants a bespoke Access database that only one neckbeardy IT guy knows how to support." Also true. Which is why for the vast majority of common business operations, there's some off-the-shelf software package, industry-specific software package, or some software-as-a-service that will do the gist of whatever those Excel spreadsheets are doing.
MBAs do not seem to teach skills like managing data flows within the organization
Nah, it's this band that pitchfork splooges over and lots of my hipster associates were all ga-ga about. I resisted, but they kept getting so much fellatio I decided to check em. They did NOT meet expectations.
Lol podly you were tryin 2 be 2 cool
Hmm I guess it never directly mentioned it but in context you were speaking of the knife
to be fair
i am a piece of shit
I just hope no one reads any of my posts from 2007
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Wait do people actually care about college GPA anywhere in a job interview? Its the kind of thing I'd internally laugh at if brought up repeatedly in an interview
I never put it on my resume yet it came up in every interview I did. Most of the time I was chided afterwards for not putting it on my resume since it was "a big deal" to them and could have hurt my chances had it not come up in the interview.
They cant get this without transcripts right? Are they actually going to do this? If I am a grown ass man looking for a non entry level position, I'm really not sure how I am going to answer that question when I have ~8 years experience. I doubt I could tell them what my degree was for at that point.
I leave it blank whenever I have to fill out one of those things. You gotta draw a line somewhere. No one will ever look or care or anything.
Lot of employers have asked for my transcripts after hiring me.
You're kidding right?
I've never heard of that happening to anyone ever! Are you doing some sort of sciencing or something wherein people care?
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
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Lud, even in this desperate state, you can't afford me.
The episode where Niles has his epic falling out by cutting himself setting shit on fire fainting and all was one of the greatest scenes in the history of men
you can always become a small suburban pot dealer.
Just make sure things don't spiral too far out of control and you end up destroying your town and the only reason people enjoyed watching your antics.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
there isn't room in my pants for both my thick wallet and my thick cock
I want it to be like four years in the future so wearable tech isn't absolute shit.
plz do
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I know this was a joke post, but srsly check these guys out.
http://bellroy.com
they make keen wallets that are slim.
Also, install apps that convert your gift cards and loyalty cards into scannable barcodes on your phone, and get rid of all those pieces of shit from your wallet.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
ITT . . . we learn the easy way into Cinders' pants
Right. And techie guys with no management chops aren't generally very good at identifying process inefficiencies.
The best IT managers are the ones who can go back to the humans and say, "Hey, this way you're doing things is a bottleneck. Here's how we can make it flow better."
This is totally not me patting myself on the back or anything.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Well, you'll probably use the wallet more, so . . . . .
please advise.
i would say it is a cyclical problem of management not wanting to pay attention to junior management who are nominally in charge of how their departments are using technology
and when they do care, they don't issue more refined instructions; they outsource and get a consultant, who would be immune to whatever petty office politics that have shaped the work assignment created by the spontaneous Excel-enforced workflow.
If there's a manager who has to dig for mission-critical data in inconsistent ever-changing spreadsheets, and then gets publicly blamed for the resulting errors, the workflow stays that way because that manager is at the bottom of the office hierarchy, possibly for petty reasons like "senior manager's wife hates her". Whether or not it's harder to clean up that data, the assignment of the tedium is how office politics expresses itself.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Your dates are going to be really disappointed when you explain to them what "double entry" actually means.
Oh its almost 1, time for Olive Garden chat
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
also, you keep your cock in your pocket?
Butt end is acceptable for delicate work.
Don't worry. I know how to amortize the loss over the course of the relationship.
I imagine it like an unruly, hyperactive child, continually restlessly moving and prodding around when you're trying to stand still or focus on a conversation.
But everyone's workflow has to change and no managers want to tell all their people to retrain with the new tool.
this is amazing
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You're adorably dorky.
@ronya
This is literally my MBA concentration
I just hope no one reads any of my posts from 2007
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
You're kidding right?
I've never heard of that happening to anyone ever! Are you doing some sort of sciencing or something wherein people care?
I'd watch season 1 of this