I was invited over to a friend's house for dinner for the first time. Now, for staging purposes, they all sit around the living room to eat as a family. They have these two large dogs. So, I ask beforehand, as I always do, what the rules are with the dogs and food.
Am I supposed to ignore begging? Can I give them a bite? What kind of stuff can I feed them? Do they have to do a trick to get some?
They tell me that not only can I feed them whatever I want, but that all the plates are given to the dogs after the meal and that the dogs would hassle you if you took the plate straight to the kitchen.
So, I finish my meal. Which was decent... And I lay my plate down for the dogs. They clean it up quite nicely. I pick it up to take to the kitchen and I ask if it goes in the sink or the dishwasher. They said to put it back in the cabinet because the dogs clean it good enough to eat off of. I laughed at the joke and then kinda reiterated my question.
IT WASN'T A JOKE!
My friend walked in to the kitchen and put her plate, her boyfriend's plate, and her mom and dad's plate all in the cabinet with the other "clean" dishes. I could have been sick. I dropped all contact with them. That was just too much.
Tl;dr: Their dishwashing was done exclusively by the dogs.
somewhere the muslim equivalent of a redneck just read this and told his wife "I told you they were all disgusting infidels!"
Heroes of the Storm is on my radar as something maybe to play with [chat] folks who won't swap to DoTA2 master race but like mobas. A middle ground as you will.
Other than that it lacks a lot of the complexity that makes DoTA my thing.
+1
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Once when I was a kid I was invited to stay over for dinner at a friend's house. My friend's mother poured a large quantity of ketchup into a cereal bowl, which the entire family all casually dipped their fingers into and licked throughout the meal.
Once when I was a kid I was invited to stay over for dinner at a friend's house. My friend's mother poured a large quantity of ketchup into a cereal bowl, which the entire family all casually dipped their fingers into and licked throughout the meal.
I was invited over to a friend's house for dinner for the first time. Now, for staging purposes, they all sit around the living room to eat as a family. They have these two large dogs. So, I ask beforehand, as I always do, what the rules are with the dogs and food.
Am I supposed to ignore begging? Can I give them a bite? What kind of stuff can I feed them? Do they have to do a trick to get some?
They tell me that not only can I feed them whatever I want, but that all the plates are given to the dogs after the meal and that the dogs would hassle you if you took the plate straight to the kitchen.
So, I finish my meal. Which was decent... And I lay my plate down for the dogs. They clean it up quite nicely. I pick it up to take to the kitchen and I ask if it goes in the sink or the dishwasher. They said to put it back in the cabinet because the dogs clean it good enough to eat off of. I laughed at the joke and then kinda reiterated my question.
IT WASN'T A JOKE!
My friend walked in to the kitchen and put her plate, her boyfriend's plate, and her mom and dad's plate all in the cabinet with the other "clean" dishes. I could have been sick. I dropped all contact with them. That was just too much.
Tl;dr: Their dishwashing was done exclusively by the dogs.
this is somehow less gross to me than the ketchup bowl thing
+1
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I was invited over to a friend's house for dinner for the first time. Now, for staging purposes, they all sit around the living room to eat as a family. They have these two large dogs. So, I ask beforehand, as I always do, what the rules are with the dogs and food.
Am I supposed to ignore begging? Can I give them a bite? What kind of stuff can I feed them? Do they have to do a trick to get some?
They tell me that not only can I feed them whatever I want, but that all the plates are given to the dogs after the meal and that the dogs would hassle you if you took the plate straight to the kitchen.
So, I finish my meal. Which was decent... And I lay my plate down for the dogs. They clean it up quite nicely. I pick it up to take to the kitchen and I ask if it goes in the sink or the dishwasher. They said to put it back in the cabinet because the dogs clean it good enough to eat off of. I laughed at the joke and then kinda reiterated my question.
IT WASN'T A JOKE!
My friend walked in to the kitchen and put her plate, her boyfriend's plate, and her mom and dad's plate all in the cabinet with the other "clean" dishes. I could have been sick. I dropped all contact with them. That was just too much.
Tl;dr: Their dishwashing was done exclusively by the dogs.
this is somehow less gross to me than the ketchup bowl thing
they also wore their hats at the dinner table, will.
I was invited over to a friend's house for dinner for the first time. Now, for staging purposes, they all sit around the living room to eat as a family. They have these two large dogs. So, I ask beforehand, as I always do, what the rules are with the dogs and food.
Am I supposed to ignore begging? Can I give them a bite? What kind of stuff can I feed them? Do they have to do a trick to get some?
They tell me that not only can I feed them whatever I want, but that all the plates are given to the dogs after the meal and that the dogs would hassle you if you took the plate straight to the kitchen.
So, I finish my meal. Which was decent... And I lay my plate down for the dogs. They clean it up quite nicely. I pick it up to take to the kitchen and I ask if it goes in the sink or the dishwasher. They said to put it back in the cabinet because the dogs clean it good enough to eat off of. I laughed at the joke and then kinda reiterated my question.
IT WASN'T A JOKE!
My friend walked in to the kitchen and put her plate, her boyfriend's plate, and her mom and dad's plate all in the cabinet with the other "clean" dishes. I could have been sick. I dropped all contact with them. That was just too much.
Tl;dr: Their dishwashing was done exclusively by the dogs.
og good god and I was just about to eat some lunch.
+2
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
British scientist Dr Jo Dunkley, who has been searching through data from the European Planck space telescope for a B-mode signal, commented: "I can't tell you how exciting this is. Inflation sounds like a crazy idea, but everything that is important, everything we see today - the galaxies, the stars, the planets - was imprinted at that moment, in less than a trillionth of a second. If this is confirmed, it's huge. Get dunked on ignorance!"
“Whether it’s the pioneer in the Conestoga wagon or someone coming here in the 1920s from southern Italy, there was this idea in America that if you worked hard and you showed real grit, that you could be successful,” he said. “Strangely, we’ve now forgotten that. People who have an easy time of things, who get 800s on their SAT’s, I worry that those people get feedback that everything they’re doing is great. And I think as a result, we are actually setting them up for long-term failure. When that person suddenly has to face up to a difficult moment, then I think they’re screwed, to be honest. I don’t think they’ve grown the capacities to be able to handle that.”
As much as I hate the concept, I found the fruit punch and orange pretty tasty. The orange more so. I'm a sucker for orange soda that has caffeine. It having less carbs than regular soda means very occasionally I can have one too.
on the same day, new blazblue and new diablo expansion, and I still haven't finished the new shadowrun
I've been playing a fair amount of Diablo 3 since Blizzard came back, hat in hand, and said "We're sorry, here's the game you wanted."
and it turns out, it actually is the game I wanted
so now I'm buying their expansion
looking forward to new dungeons and bad dudes to beat up and new treasure and
honestly
looking forward to whatever terrifying abortion of a plot they put together, because I'm not sure if they can top the remarkable idiocy of the Diablo 3 storyline but you always count on Blizzard to come back to a game and improve on their prior efforts
Two goats enter, one car leaves
+1
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
on the same day, new blazblue and new diablo expansion, and I still haven't finished the new shadowrun
I've been playing a fair amount of Diablo 3 since Blizzard came back, hat in hand, and said "We're sorry, here's the game you wanted."
and it turns out, it actually is the game I wanted
so now I'm buying their expansion
looking forward to new dungeons and bad dudes to beat up and new treasure and
honestly
looking forward to whatever terrifying abortion of a plot they put together, because I'm not sure if they can top the remarkable idiocy of the Diablo 3 storyline but you always count on Blizzard to come back to a game and improve on their prior efforts
I was convinced that I wasn't going to buy the d3 expansion
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somewhere the muslim equivalent of a redneck just read this and told his wife "I told you they were all disgusting infidels!"
No larger then that, but just so I would say
lets hang out pods
Other than that it lacks a lot of the complexity that makes DoTA my thing.
Im know her story involves either heartbroken or negligent parents.
i just retched a little
yeah it's pretty disgusting. If you put mayo in the ketchup and mix it up you get a creamier sauce that clings to things better
this is somehow less gross to me than the ketchup bowl thing
they also wore their hats at the dinner table, will.
someday science will discover a canine parasite with effects analogous to toxoplasmosis
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
on the same day, new blazblue and new diablo expansion, and I still haven't finished the new shadowrun
og good god and I was just about to eat some lunch.
one is a game where a demonic force controls your actions and thoughts and the other is a blizzard game
Sorry dude Xrd came in and bitch slapped any hype for CP
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
A count. Do you cunt to three, protester? No, you don't. For shame.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
no need for a parasite our gene sequences that involve empathy and nurturance already play that role
apparently petting a friendly dog stimulates oxytocin release in levels only slightly lower than nursing a baby
the cool thing is that this oxytocin is released in both the human and the dog
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/18/magazine/what-if-the-secret-to-success-is-failure.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
@Irond Will @spool32 boner alert
also @Shazkar Shadowstorm @desc @eddy @Organichu we have talked about this stuff before
I think she means country matters.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
sadly I only play games that don't require international transit
As much as I hate the concept, I found the fruit punch and orange pretty tasty. The orange more so. I'm a sucker for orange soda that has caffeine. It having less carbs than regular soda means very occasionally I can have one too.
ONLY ALMOST
Basically North Korea is getting along by state-financed petty theft.
I've been playing a fair amount of Diablo 3 since Blizzard came back, hat in hand, and said "We're sorry, here's the game you wanted."
and it turns out, it actually is the game I wanted
so now I'm buying their expansion
looking forward to new dungeons and bad dudes to beat up and new treasure and
honestly
looking forward to whatever terrifying abortion of a plot they put together, because I'm not sure if they can top the remarkable idiocy of the Diablo 3 storyline but you always count on Blizzard to come back to a game and improve on their prior efforts
Just like Mississippi!
shakespeare you philistine
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Count runs a county not a country.
i'll be heading to my parents place within the next few weeks, we should def get drinks
or next time you come to nyc i'll take you to meet your doppleganger
bring the rifle up and further back into your shoulder, my neck is hurting looking at you
Never.
Dogs aren't evil thus don't carry evil in them to infect their humans.
But that still doesn't mean they don't eat turds.
we lurve thems and they lurve us
I was convinced that I wasn't going to buy the d3 expansion
then the patch pretty much had this effect on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU