I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.
Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I heard Hitachi actually sold the rights because they didn't want to be associated with it, but I dunno how true that is.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I was raised in a household without locks on any of the doors, except the exterior ones
This upbringing led to the development of my fusion of ninjutsu and jerking it
God, these past few months have shown me that I cannot do genderqueer. I don't know how those folk do it.
By liking it.
I liked it for like a day.but then it keeps going
Right, I'm just saying "I don't get how people do genderqueer" is like saying "I don't get how people do poly" or "I don't get how people do flogging." They do it because they want to (or, well, are, in the first case), because it's a better alternative than the other options.
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I heard Hitachi actually sold the rights because they didn't want to be associated with it, but I dunno how true that is.
My folks actually own a Hitachi, but I think they actually use it for the actual purpose.
But every time I see it I think "I WISH I HAD ONE."
GoslingLooking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered Userregular
Well, my dad's cancer isn't anywhere we don't already know it to be, which means we have a shot at fighting this off. It's gonna be a hell of a fight, but at least it's within our control.
Am I frightened? Oh hell yes. Everybody in the family's broken down at least a couple times each by now. That having been established... time to get to work.
I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I heard Hitachi actually sold the rights because they didn't want to be associated with it, but I dunno how true that is.
My folks actually own a Hitachi, but I think they actually use it for the actual purpose.
But every time I see it I think "I WISH I HAD ONE."
Mim, the "actual purpose" is... nebulous :P
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I heard Hitachi actually sold the rights because they didn't want to be associated with it, but I dunno how true that is.
Wiki says it's just rebranded without the company name on it as the 'original magic wand'
Which makes Harry Potter a much more exciting book.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I mean plus you can buy it with penetrative attachments so
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GoslingLooking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered Userregular
Also, Review is on and it's supposed to be a good one.
I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I heard Hitachi actually sold the rights because they didn't want to be associated with it, but I dunno how true that is.
Wiki says it's just rebranded without the company name on it as the 'original magic wand'
Which makes Harry Potter a much more exciting book.
You are probably right, my research was mostly comments from random people, so that is not so trustworthy.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I heard Hitachi actually sold the rights because they didn't want to be associated with it, but I dunno how true that is.
My folks actually own a Hitachi, but I think they actually use it for the actual purpose.
But every time I see it I think "I WISH I HAD ONE."
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My door doesn't lock. It's very unfair.
I can attest this is true of Quid.
deebs wen u next play lol the moment u get into the game lobby type the following
"im so durnk"
then instalock something and type lol : )
um 100% yes I am
so I was just checking
Wouldn't be RIGHT THIS SECOND, but...
yeah
my bathroom doesn't lock and i'm constantly worried about people walking in on me pooping.
By liking it.
But I'll have pet, like, twenty bears.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I liked it for like a day.but then it keeps going
i masturbate on locked doors
its a fetish thing
Could always pet a different kind of bear.
add this one day when they are out, you are an adult they should treat you like one
lock eyes with them
mouth "i imagine this poop is u"
then drop a monster splashlog
How do you do "genderqueer" ?
Some topics chat just don't need to know.
Or maybe just I don't wanna know.
I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.
Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.
I heard Hitachi actually sold the rights because they didn't want to be associated with it, but I dunno how true that is.
This upbringing led to the development of my fusion of ninjutsu and jerking it
my door also doesn't lock
this is likely because, when I was small, I took it apart
then put it back together
so for the last... 20 years?
if the door is 'locked'
- a gentle turn clockwise does nothing
- a strong turn clockwise unlocks it
- a gentle turn counter-clockwise unlocks it
Or just switch the knob with one that locks. Or just get a door stop.
That would require me to drag the chair all the way upstairs. Also, my mom is freakishly strong.
We've done butt stuff, but not anal!
Your mind is safe!
;D
thankfully my parents actually give me some privacy
biggest problem is the cats wanting to go in and out every time i close the damn door
Right, I'm just saying "I don't get how people do genderqueer" is like saying "I don't get how people do poly" or "I don't get how people do flogging." They do it because they want to (or, well, are, in the first case), because it's a better alternative than the other options.
yeah, the cat does that once in a while
Now I wanna read the whole thing.
But I also need to sleep.
FFFfff.....
My folks actually own a Hitachi, but I think they actually use it for the actual purpose.
But every time I see it I think "I WISH I HAD ONE."
lame
Am I frightened? Oh hell yes. Everybody in the family's broken down at least a couple times each by now. That having been established... time to get to work.
Mim, the "actual purpose" is... nebulous :P
Wiki says it's just rebranded without the company name on it as the 'original magic wand'
Which makes Harry Potter a much more exciting book.
What like rimming? Fartplay? Face sitting suffocation? Do you see how just butt stuff cascades into a nebulous cloud of over sharing hypotheticals?
You are probably right, my research was mostly comments from random people, so that is not so trustworthy.
fucking lonely
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