I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.
Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.
That seems like it would be painful...
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.
Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.
That seems like it would be painful...
Also could give you a uti.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.
Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.
I just looked at a bunch of crime scene photos and ruined my libido.
Why did I do that to myself.
To ensure your mom doesn't walk in on you masturbating again?
I told her she needs to start actually following my "Knock first, I could be naked" sign before she ends up catching me full-frontal. She said "Then I'll just have a conversation with you while you're full-frontal."
The woman knows how to bluff.
If the hitachi is a buzzin'
Don't come a-wazzupin
I'm glad I was able to turn off the vibrator before my mom came in. So it just looked like I was was laying in bed staring at the ceiling when she walked in.
Maybe I should just buy a new doorknob and see if it works.
That seems like it would be painful...
Also could give you a uti.
What, stopping mid-masturbation?
No doorknob use.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Huh, this cartoon i used to watch years and years ago?
2 of my friends for some reason want to see movie in RPX, even though the IMAX has reserved seating and this is a big city with many people and that's so convenient
and i dunno i kind of didn't think the RPX was that special and IMAX is big
but me and my other friend who wanted IMAX for the reserved seating didn't care enough to argue
nerds
poo
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?
Reference to an old MSPaint comic with, let's see if I recall, a Weedle and a Squirtle. The Weedle is on fire, and they're doing a pun on the Billy Joel song - "Weedle didn't start the fire".
What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?
Reference to an old MSPaint comic with, let's see if I recall, a Weedle and a Squirtle. The Weedle is on fire, and they're doing a pun on the Billy Joel song - "Weedle didn't start the fire".
What does "im dying squirtle" actually indicate when people use it?
It means being in distress and having someone not lend a hand.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Knowyourmeme says bidoof was first.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Thank you everyone - I already went to knowyourmeme and laughed at the memes that had been created.
But I never know whether "im dying squirtle" is dying from laughter, or simply "things are very bad for me right now" or "stop making levity out of my plight, you cad".
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That seems like it would be painful...
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Also could give you a uti.
: (
This post makes me realize how thoroughly I've separated fantasy from reality though, which is good I guess.
Have you considered not doing that?
What, stopping mid-masturbation?
the opposite hasn't been a lot of fun either
No doorknob use.
Might not be as good as i remember.
Also, vaguely racist.
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Song of the South?
http://lifehacker.com/how-you-can-learn-to-finally-really-relax-1548045887?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=thursdayPM
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Funky Cops.
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My eyes went like this: $_$
dat paycheck
and i dunno i kind of didn't think the RPX was that special and IMAX is big
but me and my other friend who wanted IMAX for the reserved seating didn't care enough to argue
nerds
Good night, y'alls.
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i worked 16 yest
oh wait
i lose
Mya I think you can legally murder someone now
no jury would convict you
But you still get paid for the hours you work right?
right?
like that's different from overtime?
Don't make me storm your office and cuss some people out
I will bring the angry Black woman persona out.
z-snap
it means bidoof is on fire
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
is generally that all is not well
Usually nothing more than just "it is killing me", figuratively. Reference to this:
<image removed because simon is a speedy man>
Reference to an old MSPaint comic with, let's see if I recall, a Weedle and a Squirtle. The Weedle is on fire, and they're doing a pun on the Billy Joel song - "Weedle didn't start the fire".
http://imgur.com/r/pokemon/AJ7mp
As for why people use it in casual conversation beyond just referential humour, I'm not sure.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
[chat] is a roiling ocean of memes, TMI and abolishing the wage system. Not that I'd change it!
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
It means being in distress and having someone not lend a hand.
But I never know whether "im dying squirtle" is dying from laughter, or simply "things are very bad for me right now" or "stop making levity out of my plight, you cad".
Literally dying Squirtle.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
Octodad, the original, is fun. Weird ending once I made it to the basement.
I dunno how close this 2048 game is to Threes, but I just scored a 4760 on my first attempt, and have sucked it up ever since.