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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I assume in my lesbian threesome we'd be marathon watching The L Word or driving in their Subaru forester to go hiking.

    We talked about WoW a bunch

    but we were on diff servers and this was before easy transfers so we never actually played together : (

    edit: also anime. can't forget the anime

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    The iPhone now does HDR auto which is great but also baffling that it didn't before. It's the easiest thing in the world to detect.

    Did you pick the best exposure and still get a bunch of 255s and a bunch of 0s in the image? Looks like you need HDR. Rocket science.

    I'm trying to decide if I should bring camera aside from my iPhone on my trip

    I don't really wanna drag my dslr around / I need to take it to the store, keeps getting black dots on pics, prolly needs to clean somethin

    but meh at buying another camera

    so might just be iphone i guess

    tho having waterproof would be nice hm

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    could get one of those lifeproof cases instead

    poo
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Animue teach that to make friends with someone, you blow them up kiloton scale magic spells. It's a much better lesson.
    Yeah but kiloton magic spells aren't available IRL. Betrayal is!
    Technology is advancing pretty quick. I'm certain it will be sufficiently advanced for me to make friends before I die.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Why on top of whole foods?

    That would be an expensive threesome

    I don't know! I was shopping and two blonde girls were like "Hey"

    and then it just...went from there.

    Most expensive organic non-GMO threesome ever

    (To be fair there are a lot of really cute vaguely punky ladies that work at the while foods I shop at sometimes and I couldn't blame anyone's mind for wandering)

    Unfortunately for me, these were two blonde girls. Like All American blonde.

    I'm more into alternative girls and my attraction to blondes went from "a little" to "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" after living with Sarks' sister.

    Yeah your dream self should shop at my whole foods

    Lots of tall kind-hearted punk girls of color in crocheted soft hats

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    What, you're posting Mononoke but not Korra desc? For shame.

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    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I didn't even drink much beer last night

    Why do I feel like this

    This is going to be a difficult yoga class

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I don't even really know who that is Bethryn. I assume that is from Airbender?

    No knife, no giant loyal wolf; would not inline

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Also I guess technically I'm marathon watching Arrested Development now?

    Though I mean, I'm not like dating one of them so does that count?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I don't even really know who that is Bethryn. I assume that is from Airbender?

    No knife, no giant loyal wolf; would not inline

    : (

    fuck gendered marketing
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I don't even really know who that is Bethryn. I assume that is from Airbender?

    No knife, no giant loyal wolf; would not inline
    Oh, I'm sorry, is a giant polar bear dog not good enough for you?

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    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Why on top of whole foods?

    That would be an expensive threesome

    I don't know! I was shopping and two blonde girls were like "Hey"

    and then it just...went from there.

    Most expensive organic non-GMO threesome ever

    (To be fair there are a lot of really cute vaguely punky ladies that work at the while foods I shop at sometimes and I couldn't blame anyone's mind for wandering)

    Unfortunately for me, these were two blonde girls. Like All American blonde.

    I'm more into alternative girls and my attraction to blondes went from "a little" to "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" after living with Sarks' sister.

    Yeah your dream self should shop at my whole foods

    Lots of tall kind-hearted punk girls of color in crocheted soft hats

    Like...you mean minorities or hair color

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    but who even has showtime, really?

    fuck gendered marketing
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    but who even has showtime, really?

    I USED TO.

    I'd stay up late/wake up early to catch some softcore porn.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    i wholeheartedly support marathon watching interesting stuff with lesbian threesomes it has only worked out awesome for me

    fuck gendered marketing
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I didn't even drink much beer last night

    Why do I feel like this

    This is going to be a difficult yoga class
    desc

    have you considered the possibility that you are an old

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    anyone who doesn't want to have a lesbian threesome is a liar

    Wait what would we be doing?

    This is an astute question.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    anyone who doesn't want to have a lesbian threesome is a liar

    Wait what would we be doing?

    This is an astute question.

    Participating.

    duh.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    More guys should get mani/pedis.

    It's just nice to know y'all care.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    More guys should get mani/pedis.

    It's just nice to know y'all care.
    Given the penchant of these people for cutting back cuticles, I dunno.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I still feel shitty

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    More guys should get mani/pedis.

    It's just nice to know y'all care.

    My toes are horrific to look at and I don't have enough money to pay someone to look at them, much less make them look passably human.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My one experience with group sex was disappointing. I probably could have made it better but I thought it was a trap. Maybe.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    More guys should get mani/pedis.

    It's just nice to know y'all care.

    My toes are horrific to look at and I don't have enough money to pay someone to look at them, much less make them look passably human.
    yeah

    no one should be going near my feet

    there's nothing down there for anyone

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    My toes are horrific to look at and I don't have enough money to pay someone to look at them, much less make them look passably human.
    To look at a man's toenails is the height of impropriety, as well as a sure-fire recipe for at least one pedicurist to faint from shock.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    I assume in my lesbian threesome we'd be marathon watching The L Word or driving in their Subaru forester to go hiking.
    Also someone would have breast cancer and someone would be a crazy psychopath that adopts a dog to get the girlfriend of a journalist that gave her book a bad review to cheat because she's a crazy fucking psychopath.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    More guys should get mani/pedis.

    It's just nice to know y'all care.

    My toes are horrific to look at and I don't have enough money to pay someone to look at them, much less make them look passably human.

    A pedicure is like $10

    and I always look at dude's feet. If they look terrible, I'm like "Dude, did you even plan on getting laid?"

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    ahhhhh..... my feet are sufficiently soft and pretty without having someone scarp all the dead skin off of them.

    That shit would drive me up the wall. I'm way, way, waaaay too ticklish. I squirm just watching someone get one. If it was a big thing, I would maybe do it myself. Getting a pedi by someone is just out of the question.


    My cuticles are kinda a nightmare at the moment though.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    More guys should get mani/pedis.

    It's just nice to know y'all care.

    My toes are horrific to look at and I don't have enough money to pay someone to look at them, much less make them look passably human.

    A pedicure is like $10

    and I always look at dude's feet. If they look terrible, I'm like "Dude, did you even plan on getting laid?"
    what

    what are you doing with them

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    The iPhone now does HDR auto which is great but also baffling that it didn't before. It's the easiest thing in the world to detect.

    Did you pick the best exposure and still get a bunch of 255s and a bunch of 0s in the image? Looks like you need HDR. Rocket science.

    I'm trying to decide if I should bring camera aside from my iPhone on my trip

    I don't really wanna drag my dslr around / I need to take it to the store, keeps getting black dots on pics, prolly needs to clean somethin

    but meh at buying another camera

    so might just be iphone i guess

    tho having waterproof would be nice hm

    Unless you are really, REALLY into photography (or plan on doing a lot of night shooting, high speed or macro stuff), the hardware in the iPhone 5s really is good enough for most applications.

    It's a superior point and shoot at the very least.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    and I always look at dude's feet. If they look terrible, I'm like "Dude, did you even plan on getting laid?"
    The 'common knowledge' that you get better orgasms while wearing socks was actually an excuse developed by men to prevent just such a situation from occurring.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    More guys should get mani/pedis.

    It's just nice to know y'all care.

    My toes are horrific to look at and I don't have enough money to pay someone to look at them, much less make them look passably human.

    A pedicure is like $10

    and I always look at dude's feet. If they look terrible, I'm like "Dude, did you even plan on getting laid?"

    I mean

    legitimately?

    no

    I have never planned on getting laid

    at most I have planned on a lady not calling the police if I glance in her direction

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    my feet are basically two enormous, hairy callouses

    brb fucking with my socks and shirt on

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk

    poo
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    I'm, like, sitting here half hopping from one foot to the other, just thinking about it. mim has turned me into a cat with foil on it's paws.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    ughhh why i not get more sleep

    why is life

    poo
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    I plan to get laid all the time! My feet are usually not a subject that comes up much.

    I also wear shoes.

    Aldo on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    there is a cute video of my relatives kid on vacation on fb

    idk how old he is 4?

    gettin a pedicure lol, drinking a glass of water, and saying "i loooove this"
    haha

    poo
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk
    Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?

    If so, obv take the DSLR.

    But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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