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The Fall of [Chat]

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  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    ahhhhh..... my feet are sufficiently soft and pretty without having someone scarp all the dead skin off of them.

    That shit would drive me up the wall. I'm way, way, waaaay too ticklish. I squirm just watching someone get one. If it was a big thing, I would maybe do it myself. Getting a pedi by someone is just out of the question.


    My cuticles are kinda a nightmare at the moment though.

    Oh yeah, I don't like them scrubbing the bottoms of my feet. Does weird things to my crotch.

    but I like my feet to look pretty as well as my nails.
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    More guys should get mani/pedis.

    It's just nice to know y'all care.

    My toes are horrific to look at and I don't have enough money to pay someone to look at them, much less make them look passably human.

    A pedicure is like $10

    and I always look at dude's feet. If they look terrible, I'm like "Dude, did you even plan on getting laid?"
    what

    what are you doing with them

    I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.

    I don't like girls having busted toenails either.

  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    Like, they're semi-easy to take care of. If you let those go, what ELSE are you letting go?

    Am I gonna spread your butt cheeks and see dingle berries?!

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk
    Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?

    If so, obv take the DSLR.

    But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
    duh syndalis who do you think i am

    poo
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.

    I don't like girls having busted toenails either.

    You didn't sleep with this one though, right?

    Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    Elendil
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    yeah i don't think you need a pedi to avoid black toenails

    maybe try avoiding frostbite

    Delmain
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk
    Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?

    If so, obv take the DSLR.

    But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
    duh syndalis who do you think i am

    I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.

    Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Like, they're semi-easy to take care of. If you let those go, what ELSE are you letting go?

    Am I gonna spread your butt cheeks and see dingle berries?!

    Girl don't even act like you know that pain

    syndalisDelmain
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    This bitch giving me PTSD

  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.

    I don't like girls having busted toenails either.

    You didn't sleep with this one though, right?

    Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.

    I have yet to see a black toenail expect on old people, and one young guy when I was a kid.

    I just think everyone should have nice feet. I work hard on my feet (my right foot is constantly dry, I don't know why).

    I just want to know that if we sleep in the same bed and you're a kicker, you're not going to cut an artery in my leg with your jagged toenails.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    My head hurts I don't live well r_r

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i wonder what other parts of my hideous corpus i should be feeling bad about and i don't even realize

    i'm feeling pretty negged right now

    Aldo
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Like, they're semi-easy to take care of. If you let those go, what ELSE are you letting go?

    Am I gonna spread your butt cheeks and see dingle berries?!

    Girl don't even act like you know that pain

    ...did...did you experience dingle berries?

  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    My head hurts I don't live well r_r

    If that comedian was serious about sending that text message last night, neither does he.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Like, they're semi-easy to take care of. If you let those go, what ELSE are you letting go?

    Am I gonna spread your butt cheeks and see dingle berries?!

    Girl don't even act like you know that pain

    ...did...did you experience dingle berries?

    *faraway look*

    surrealitycheck
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My head hurts I don't live well r_r

    If that comedian was serious about sending that text message last night, neither does he.
    i think that may have been a joke

    Organichu
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My head hurts I don't live well r_r

    If that comedian was serious about sending that text message last night, neither does he.
    i think that may have been a joke

    I hope it was a joke, but I just feel like somehow...it wasn't.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    what's up, nerds, DAE hate when you get too much attention at the club because of your ripped muscles i mean damn lol

    -Sent from beside two dime bitches, ya heard

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I'M SORRY I DON'T HAVE A THIGH GAP

    surrealitycheck
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    I had door to door religious people this morning at 830

    I fell asleep at 5am

    I don't remember what I said to these people but it wasn't in English

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Mim wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.

    I don't like girls having busted toenails either.

    You didn't sleep with this one though, right?

    Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.

    I have yet to see a black toenail expect on old people, and one young guy when I was a kid.

    I just think everyone should have nice feet. I work hard on my feet (my right foot is constantly dry, I don't know why).

    I just want to know that if we sleep in the same bed and you're a kicker, you're not going to cut an artery in my leg with your jagged toenails.

    my feet just kind of are. I don't do much maintenance aside from the occasional clipping and filing down of the rough edges post-clip.

    No pedis, my cuticles are left alone, I don't sand my heel... fuck it, they are feet and I'm a dude. As long as I don't have an ingrown and my nails don't cause 1d4+3 slashing damage in bed, there shouldn't be an issue.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk
    Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?

    If so, obv take the DSLR.

    But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
    duh syndalis who do you think i am

    I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.

    Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.

    U THINK I WOULD DO THAT

    AT A CLUB

    poo
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    "i want to make you squirt

    sorry, mass text"

    is a pretty quality joke tbf

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    My ex once dropped a slow cooker on my big toe. It bleed like crazy under the nail, and it went all black.

    it was terrible looking for months.

    This machine kills threads.
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk
    Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?

    If so, obv take the DSLR.

    But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
    duh syndalis who do you think i am

    I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.

    Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.

    U THINK I WOULD DO THAT

    AT A CLUB

    I NEVER CLUBBED WITH YOU BRO
    absolutely not, but it was funny to say, and was a nice extreme of helping you decide if you want a huge camera around your neck or not with whatever it is you are doing.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk
    Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?

    If so, obv take the DSLR.

    But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
    duh syndalis who do you think i am

    I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.

    Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.

    U THINK I WOULD DO THAT

    AT A CLUB

    *considers*

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    photograph me like your french girls

    syndalis
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk
    Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?

    If so, obv take the DSLR.

    But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
    duh syndalis who do you think i am

    I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.

    Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.

    U THINK I WOULD DO THAT

    AT A CLUB

    I NEVER CLUBBED WITH YOU BRO
    absolutely not, but it was funny to say, and was a nice extreme of helping you decide if you want a huge camera around your neck or not with whatever it is you are doing.

    :P



    maybe i should get a waterproof camera
    or a waterproof case for my phone

    *shrug*

    poo
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    I wish that this cat was a dog

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    My ex once dropped a slow cooker on my big toe. It bleed like crazy under the nail, and it went all black.

    it was terrible looking for months.

    is that why they're an ex?

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    My Puerto Rican sister's baby shower is today

    Gonna have so much fucking tres leche cake and sofrito.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    yeah

    i mean i love my DSLR obvi, for low light esp
    or for zoom
    etc

    but yeah

    idk!

    but my dslr needs to get fixed anyway
    so idk
    Are you going somewhere for the sole purpose of taking photos where a big honking camera on your side / around your neck is normal?

    If so, obv take the DSLR.

    But don't be that guy in the club with a massive camera.
    duh syndalis who do you think i am

    I've seen more than a few of those guys... thinking being there with a big camera, takin' pics of the ladies, acting all cool... thinking it's their "game" or whatever.

    Always a little put off by the whole thing. It's like pseudo-artsy peacocking.

    2008-03-19.png

    aRkpc.gif
    wandering
  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm not doing anything to them. I'm not asking for them to be painted up with glitter nail polish, but at least cut your toenails and don't let them go black.

    I don't like girls having busted toenails either.

    You didn't sleep with this one though, right?

    Cause if you did, you might have leprosy.

    I have yet to see a black toenail expect on old people, and one young guy when I was a kid.

    I just think everyone should have nice feet. I work hard on my feet (my right foot is constantly dry, I don't know why).

    I just want to know that if we sleep in the same bed and you're a kicker, you're not going to cut an artery in my leg with your jagged toenails.

    my feet just kind of are. I don't do much maintenance aside from the occasional clipping and filing down of the rough edges post-clip.

    No pedis, my cuticles are left alone, I don't sand my heel... fuck it, they are feet and I'm a dude. As long as I don't have an ingrown and my nails don't cause 1d4+3 slashing damage in bed, there shouldn't be an issue.

    I'm just saying, take care of them toe nails, don't have crusty feet. OR at least be working on getting rid of the crust.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    why would i get rid of the crust tho

    the crust enables me to cross rough terrain unshod

    it's basically a superpower

    HerrCronShazkar ShadowstormDelmainoverride367
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I had door to door religious people this morning at 830

    I fell asleep at 5am

    I don't remember what I said to these people but it wasn't in English

    Was it Hebrew? I think Jews get rid of Christians the easiest.

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I wish that this cat was a dog

    Dogs are very goddamn needy.

  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    I just saw Henry Cavill's butt.

    oh my goodness.

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    I used to know this guy who actually, in the 21st Century, managed to contract leprosy.

    Through sharing needles with some hobos.

    Let that sink in for a moment.

    He used to claim that his jaw was kinda sorta rotting off, so he had to undergo a surgical procedure which basically wired his skull and jawbone together so they wouldn't fall apart.

    Now, I don't know anything about leprosy, or the rotting of jaws, or procedures for preventing the rotting of jaws, but he did post his X-rays.

    And sure enough, there was a bunch of wire going through and around his jawbone, tying it all neatly to the rest of his skull.

    Bad motherfucker.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I had door to door religious people this morning at 830

    I fell asleep at 5am

    I don't remember what I said to these people but it wasn't in English

    Was it Hebrew? I think Jews get rid of Christians the easiest.

    maybe. i sometimes lapse when out of my mind for whatever reason.

  • MimMim There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
    cDIgMfl.jpg

    WHAT IS THIS DUDE'S BOOTY

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    i feel like making tacos

    gotta make them veg for the lady

    i'm thinking maybe

    marinated portabello with pickled red onion and jalepeno
    black bean and corn with radish salsa
    and maybe some cactus tacos if i can find them

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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